# When in discourse of sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/902 "2021-11-04T15:53:56Z")

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**Lack of low-wage workers… where have they gone?  
Should you ever even go to an interrogation room with the police? Like, even with your lawyer?**

They all went into an interrogation room and never came back.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/903 "2021-11-04T17:18:22Z")

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Why would trick-or-treaters knock rather than ring?  
A question about vampires

The onus is on _you_ for inviting them in. 😱

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/904 "2021-11-04T19:03:09Z")

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A question about vampires  
Without saying your age, what’s something from your childhood that a younger person wouldn’t understand?

Transylvania 6-5000 doesn’t mean anything to the younger generation of vampires.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2021, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/905 "2021-11-07T01:41:23Z")

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**Meet Bob  
Men’s Underwear…with no fly**

Something’s bobbing, all right.

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**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2021, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/906 "2021-11-07T07:20:39Z")

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**My first colonoscopy is coming up… woo… what to expect?  
Ever been to to high school reunion?**

Whatever sort of school was that?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2021, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/907 "2021-11-07T23:34:46Z")

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A horse question  
Can you really end up on the sex offender registry for public urination?

“Officer, what’s going on in that corral is shocking! Do something!!!”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/908 "2021-11-09T00:37:43Z")

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**Without saying your age, what’s something from your childhood that a younger person wouldn’t understand?  
Strange Plumbing Issue**

No, that’s something from your present that they wouldn’t understand.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/909 "2021-11-09T14:50:13Z")

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**Strange Plumbing Issue**

**Is eating Jello equivalent to drinking all the water used to make it?**

What goes in must go out out.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/910 "2021-11-09T16:15:43Z")

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**Tell us an interesting random fact you stumbled across**

**Biden’s Two Trillion Dollar Infrastructure (American Jobs) Plan**

I thought I heard something about that. Where can I find out more?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2021, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/911 "2021-11-10T15:22:10Z")

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**Columbus Day v Indigenous People’s Day v Leif Erikson Day**  
**What can we learn about immigration?**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2021, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/912 "2021-11-11T02:22:14Z")

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Biblically speaking, G\*d apparently got mad at America’s sins and struck us with a plague. What was our sin?  
Bad, bad, bad Beck was a bad, bad, bad Doper in her early days

Think of it as the Ultimate Pitting.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2021, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/913 "2021-11-11T15:34:43Z")

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A question about vampires  
If you don’t vote, why not?

The polls close before it gets dark, duh. And the mail-in ballots smell like garlic.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2021, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/914 "2021-11-11T15:47:13Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> A question about vampires  
> If you don’t vote, why not?

[transylvanian accent]  
But I’m NOT dead! I’m UNDEAD!

What? Of COURSE I came into this country legally!

[/transylvanian accent]

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2021, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/915 "2021-11-11T17:07:27Z")

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**WTF was Popeye always singing?**  
**Beans, Beans, Beans!**

"I’m Popeye the Sailor Man!  
(Toot! Toot!)

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2021, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/916 "2021-11-12T15:06:46Z")

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A vampire can’t enter your country unless you invite him in.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2021, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/917 "2021-11-12T21:29:28Z")

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So who invited Dracula into Great Britain?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/918 "2021-11-13T00:34:17Z")

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It’s a standing invitation.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/919 "2021-11-13T06:44:20Z")

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**Suspicious vehicle in front of my house … what would you do?**

**Please post your personal ghost stories here**

“So I rapped on the window of the car at about 2 in the morning, and all of a sudden there was this flash and “Bang!” from inside the car, and, well, I’ve just been sorta floating around here above the sidewalk ever since.”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/920 "2021-11-13T22:37:56Z")

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Is the daytime sun yellow?  
Is Eggnog Kosher?

Eggnog is fine. But now I realize why there are so many Jewish vampires. 👀

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/921 "2021-11-13T22:52:21Z")

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**Wondering if I can paint this?**  
**Electrical wiring in U.S. government buildings overseas?**

Probably not. And it seems like an awful lot of trouble anyway.

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