# When in discourse of sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/81 "2020-07-29T11:49:21Z")

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When did American politics get so nasty?  
Are you ethnic?

Cause if you are, you’d know it’s been nasty for a long time.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/82 "2020-07-29T12:00:21Z")

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Umbrella Man is a Hell’s Angel and not Antifa  
 _Please_ let that be a mistake!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/83 "2020-07-29T14:16:04Z")

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What on my phone can I delete?  
Bite force of a sperm whale?

Hey, I use that app on practically a daily basis!

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/84 "2020-07-29T15:40:38Z")

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**Anal Doctor warns: Do not use wet wipes. I have so many questions**  
**Black Stain on Khaki Shorts?**

_Ewww!_

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/85 "2020-07-29T21:07:24Z")

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What’s the third cola where you are?  
Why are mushrooms so polarizing?  
 _Please_ let that be a mistake!

No mistake! Colabello Twist is the third cola where I am, even though it has a lot of detractors.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/86 "2020-07-29T23:15:33Z")

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**“Mysteries” that really arent**  
**I Have an Extra Tooth**  
  
  
Blame the tooth fairy.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/87 "2020-07-30T13:55:00Z")

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Conspiracy theories: Why the outlandish ones that don’t even sound remotely real?  
I think rats are eating my tomatoes

How silly. Everyone knows the real culprits are Russian trolls.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/88 "2020-07-30T22:11:32Z")

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Weirdest names you’ve ever heard  
Poor, Poor Dog

His career as a rapper was a disappointment. ☹

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2020, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/89 "2020-07-31T14:14:25Z")

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Scientists report finding 100-million-year-old bacteria still alive in sediments from beneath the ocean floor  
Oh, Cecil. Where are you? Beckdawrek summons you

He’s a little under the weather because he wasn’t wearing a face mask down there, but he’ll be fine.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/90 "2020-08-01T02:29:08Z")

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Are Aliens Visiting Earth?  
Conspiracy theories: Why the outlandish ones that don’t even sound remotely real?  
I’ve never figured out  
 _My_ theory on alien life and our planets place in the galaxy

If you can’t figure out your own conspiracy theory, how are we supposed to believe it?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/91 "2020-08-02T01:28:29Z")

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More smart phone surprises  
“Terrible Maps”

They’re especially terrible on the very small screens.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/92 "2020-08-02T01:31:34Z")

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Questions involving etiquette at the Old Bailey  
Why is it still difficult to find toilet paper?

Difficult or not, it’s considered quite rude to use corncobs while court is in session.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/93 "2020-08-02T22:05:36Z")

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National Shortage of Coins?!  
Suggestion for new business name

Sheer genius! Customers make purchases at National Shortage of Coins, the store has a great excuse why they can’t give you change, and it’s pure profit! Hell, I’d franchise that sucker.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/94 "2020-08-03T22:58:02Z")

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**Today in nature I saw**  
**Lori Vallow, Chad Daybell and the missing kids: zombies, a cult and more!**

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/95 "2020-08-04T00:13:16Z")

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**“Terrible Maps”**  
**Is this an OK email to send to my team lead at work or should I revise it?**

You might want to add a few details there…

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/96 "2020-08-04T17:45:41Z")

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**What movie would you like to see remade, but better?**  
**Airplane! movie**

You want them to remake _Airplane!_? Surely you can’t be serious!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/97 "2020-08-05T00:16:54Z")

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Can I get in trouble for this?  
Is a fart just a fart or is there more to it?

Farting with intent is actionable.

> **[Austrian man fined for farting ‘with full intent’ at police - National |...](https://globalnews.ca/news/7072117/man-charged-for-farting/)**
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> The Vienna fuzz weren't having any of the farting felon's flatulence.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/98 "2020-08-05T18:52:44Z")

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Did blue, canary-shaped plug-in nightlights exist before 1990?  
Name for this logical fallacy?

It’s either an argument from incredulity or post hoc ergo procter hoc. But regardless, you’re a Nazi.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/99 "2020-08-06T00:32:37Z")

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Positive Gun News of the Day  
Bully for ol’beck. I’ve had an epiphany regarding my bad, bad, bad cats

What caliber epiphany?

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/100 "2020-08-06T01:31:54Z")

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**My cousin has a new pancreas!**  
**Do you still have any items you “appropriated” from your parents?**

Is _that_ where the cousin got the ‘new’ pancreas?

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