# When in discourse of sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 52

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1022 "2022-02-03T18:15:13Z")

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Gentlemen: You die and are an organ donor. What if  
Movie Marathon (Part 2)

It should include _Coma_, _Human Harvest_ and _Cardiac Arrest_.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1023 "2022-02-03T18:35:55Z")

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Surely a Big John Holmes flick as well?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2022, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1024 "2022-02-04T14:39:55Z")

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Have you had genetic counseling? Tell me about it  
Should we get married?

“Only one in ten in our family look like Neanderthals” is hardly reassuring.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1025 "2022-02-05T15:54:39Z")

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**Romulan Dildo Proclaims Self Queen Of Canada**  
**Ottawa Dopers, how are you doing?**

Well, Ottawa is a long way from Victoria…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1026 "2022-02-05T21:34:35Z")

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Someone Needs to Invent  
Third of humanity dies

Brainstorming by the Pfizer vaccine development team? 😬

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2022, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1027 "2022-02-06T02:43:39Z")

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What would it take for you to think a head of state should, or would,resign in disgrace?  
Third of humanity dies

But wouldn’t they deserve a second chance?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2022, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1028 "2022-02-07T14:16:43Z")

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**I just sold my house for $2000**

**Well, nobody ever said not to do that!**

**Do you have an alibi?**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2022, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1029 "2022-02-07T15:03:42Z")

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Romulan Dildo Proclaims Self Queen Of Canada  
Should you give your baby a unique name?

Only if you want them to be famous.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2022, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1030 "2022-02-07T17:24:05Z")

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**Instant hot water heaters**  
**Someone Needs to Invent**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2022, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1031 "2022-02-07T17:25:38Z")

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**Your current first-world problems**  
**My body is falling apart**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2022, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1032 "2022-02-07T17:27:09Z")

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**Polls only: No discussion**  
**Well, nobody ever said not to do that!**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2022, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1033 "2022-02-08T20:48:45Z")

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**Fun things to do during a one day layover in downtown Chicago**  
**Why don’t you lift weights?**

From outtatown, huh? What brings you to the gym?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2022, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1034 "2022-02-09T02:52:42Z")

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Fun things to do during a one day layover in downtown Chicago  
Third of humanity dies

If you pick rush hour, it should put a gratifying dent in outgoing traffic on the Dan Ryan Expressway.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2022, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1035 "2022-02-09T13:31:19Z")

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**Islamic State (IS) leader (Abu Ibrahim al-Hashimi al-Qurayshi) blew self up during US raid**  
**Well, nobody ever said not to do that!**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1036 "2022-02-10T13:23:28Z")

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**So, what made you smile today?**  
**More Jokes [NO RAPE JOKES allowed]**

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1037 "2022-02-10T17:00:27Z")

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**Should you give your baby a unique name?**  
**Advantages of Honey?**

If it’s good enough for a Bond girl…

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1038 "2022-02-10T17:42:07Z")

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**Advice on “accepting the bad with the good” (family relationships)**  
**Masturbating while breastfeeding**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1039 "2022-02-10T19:06:21Z")

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**Shows that break reality/introduce supernatural elements but  
RIP Bob Saget**

They’re going to CGI him just to kill him off in the next Shamalamadingdong twister.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1040 "2022-02-11T03:32:51Z")

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My daughter’s homework question (math/trigonometry)  
Can jello be _re_set?

Let’s see: If \sin \jello = \sin \alphasinθ=120F then \theta=stir for 30 sec.\pi+(refrigerate-1)^{n}\alphaθ=nπ+(−1), carry the 3…

Nope.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1041 "2022-02-11T13:22:30Z")

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What members of law enforcement are trained/allowed to lie, to whom, and to what extent?  
Self checkout at grocery store

“Put…your…CUCUMBERS…in…the.bag…and…keep…your…steaks…where…I…can…see…them…OFFICER.”

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