# When in discourse of sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 53
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1042 "2022-02-11T17:55:18Z")
If you met God what questions would you ask him? Why no nationwide hot dog chains? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1043 "2022-02-11T22:52:44Z")
If you met God what questions would you ask him? Do you still carry a wallet? If so, how old are you? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1044 "2022-02-14T03:15:48Z")
Is there any “Nazi Germany Wins World War 2” media that mentions what would happen to Rudolf Hess? Pie throwing “Ja, have another blueberry pie Rudolf, you swine!” (splat) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1045 "2022-02-14T17:09:28Z")
**What would happen to a human body if a tanks armor piercing shell was fired at it?** **Tankless Water Heater** ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1046 "2022-02-14T23:36:11Z")
**Why no nationwide hot dog chains?** **They’re always empty!** ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1047 "2022-02-15T14:27:40Z")
**Whatever Happened to Canned Hams?** **They’re always empty!** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1048 "2022-02-15T16:35:59Z")
Emails you never thought you would send Pet pictures! You get a puppy and good intentions go out the window. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1049 "2022-02-15T22:05:10Z")
**If you met God what questions would you ask him?** **On High School career guidance recommendations. .** “Are there a lot of career opportunities for a Supreme Being?” ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1050 "2022-02-16T13:37:25Z")
**Hilarious math errors posted on Social Media** **Trump’s Accounting firm says a decade of TrumpCo financial statements are unreliable** ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1051 "2022-02-16T17:38:52Z")
Thread winner! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1052 "2022-02-16T22:29:37Z")
Caribbean Travel Advice Needed (and kind of fast) How many corpses have you seen in the wild? If they’re beginning to stack up on the beach, it might be advisable to find another resort. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1053 "2022-02-17T13:08:09Z")
**What to do with a found iPhone? What would y’all do?** **Recommendation for new phone service** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2022, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1054 "2022-02-21T14:55:16Z")
The best closing lines/stanzas in songs I Microwaved a Kiwifruit _I Microwaved a Kiwifruit_ _Which started the whole world crying_ _But I didn’t see_ _That the joke was on me, oh no_ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1055 "2022-02-24T18:02:20Z")
**Russia invades Ukraine** **Remembering ‘Gotcha Ya’** ‘Gotcha ya! Just like I got Crimean Peninsula!’ said Vlad. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2022, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1056 "2022-02-26T14:35:57Z")
**Polls only: No discussion** **What is Your Telephone Persona for Spammers and Scammers** My persona is to answer “E - All of the above” to pollsters ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2022, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1057 "2022-02-26T14:50:43Z")
**The return of Law and Order Mothership what THE HELL is this object on Mars?** It’s obviously the Law and Order Mothership. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2022, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1058 "2022-02-26T17:20:23Z")
Question for fellow Landlords How quickly will dietary changes show up in bloodwork? Once you start sucking the blood of the tenant class, your parameters should show improvement rapidly. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2022, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1059 "2022-02-27T02:58:29Z")
**What do you believe firmly with zero evidence?** **Teeth whiteners (home versions) - Anyone have success with them?** Any day now, I’ll wake up with brilliant white teeth! ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2022, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1060 "2022-02-27T03:24:42Z")
**Will Boris Johnson resign?** **Congresswomen Marjorie Taylor Greene MUST GO!** **Is Putin crazy enough to move into the Baltic countries?** **Ukraine and Russia with Trump still at the helm** **Florida Man charged with stealing Speaker’s Podium** You know, I’m starting to get a tetch worried about current world leadership. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2022, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1061 "2022-02-27T14:45:17Z")
Question for fellow Landlords Any reason against a tattoo of Athena? No, but to make the most dynamic impression, consider a giant tattoo of Cerberus, the three-headed dog of the underworld on your chest. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906.md?page=52) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906.md?page=54)