# When in discourse of sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 54

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1062 "2022-02-28T13:25:33Z")

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What exactly makes a car “sporty” and makes crossovers not sporty?  
9mm handguns

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1063 "2022-02-28T19:12:26Z")

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**Things to smear/spread/sprinkle on or otherwise apply to toast or similar surfaces**

**Help me with the ‘snot’ rhyme**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2022, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1064 "2022-03-01T13:36:13Z")

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Molotov cocktail questions  
Cost/benefit of Amazon Prime

You save a lot on fast shipping. Just don’t fall for “Used - Excellent Condition”.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2022, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1065 "2022-03-03T00:39:13Z")

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**Characters too awful to exist  
Citizen Trump (et al.)**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2022, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1066 "2022-03-03T19:41:34Z")

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**Do People Go Out for a Punch Up?  
They’re always empty!**

Last time I went out for a punch up, the bouncer at the flat roof said that they were all out of hooligans, and I came all the way from America since all the yoots these days are just looking at their phones.

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**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2022, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1067 "2022-03-03T23:08:07Z")

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**Sanctions on Russia for invading Ukraine**  
**Substitute yogurt for sour cream in Beef Stroganoff?**

That’s one way to piss off the Russians I guess.

And anyway, shouldn’t we be calling it Freedom Beef with Mushrooms now?

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2022, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1068 "2022-03-03T23:22:49Z")

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> [@Tatterdemalion](#):
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> Freedom Beef with Mushrooms

This made my day! LOLOL!

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2022, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1069 "2022-03-03T23:33:43Z")

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**Why do Ukranian refugees look so well off?**  
**Electrons, Muons, and Taus**

It’s the little things that matter.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2022, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1070 "2022-03-04T01:31:46Z")

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Question about shopping for groceries in NYC  
Molotov cocktail questions

“Uh, that’d be aisle 3, next to the Margarita mix.”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2022, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1071 "2022-03-04T13:14:50Z")

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Anna Netrebko fired from the Met Opera  
Songs that reveal amazing dickitude from the singer

Not a good idea to substitute “Vlad Is The Man For Me” for “O mio babbino caro”.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2022, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1072 "2022-03-04T23:25:34Z")

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**I found a hole in my yard. A really big, deep hole. Now what?**

**Fill 'Er Up!**

Sometimes the simplest solutions are the best.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1073 "2022-03-05T23:34:18Z")

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What do you believe firmly with zero evidence?  
Let’s Go 106 M.P.H. on a Sharp Curve.

If it doesn’t end well the first time, try try again.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2022, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1074 "2022-03-06T02:04:50Z")

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**Funny Names For Porn Stars  
Polls only: No discussion**

Hey! I prefer porn movies that have discussion instead of just polling!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2022, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1075 "2022-03-06T02:20:02Z")

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Taking your dog out in the snow  
Do People Go Out for a Punch Up?

“My husky has a great time bounding around in the snow, but your pug just sinks down and looks stupid.”

“Oh yeah, buddy?”

(THWOCK)

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2022, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1076 "2022-03-06T02:20:20Z")

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**Why do Ukranian refugees look so well off?**  
**Estate Planning & Social Security**

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2022, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1077 "2022-03-06T02:39:04Z")

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**What would you do if money were literally no object**  
**Replacing grass with clover**

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2022, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1078 "2022-03-06T03:34:33Z")

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**Restaurant drops “poutine” from its menu**  
**Funny Names For Porn Stars**

I guess Poutine is now available

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2022, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1079 "2022-03-07T12:35:04Z")

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Actress is pregnant but no one notices  
A series about Julia Child

“Dang, Julia better cut back on them soufflés.”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2022, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1080 "2022-03-07T14:03:57Z")

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**What’s the deal with the construction/maintenance trades?**  
**Meet Bob**

Bob the Builder?

Will he enlighten us?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2022, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1081 "2022-03-07T14:53:35Z")

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Who’s missing that you really want to see on the Board?  
Box of human heads stolen in Denver

When the mods said they were cracking down on sockpuppets, they weren’t kidding. 😱

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