# When in discourse of sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 55
**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2022, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1082 "2022-03-07T19:24:19Z")
Yes he can! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2022, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1083 "2022-03-08T21:18:51Z")
How do i get my dogs in my new loft bed? How can an incline be 106%? Sorry, doggies. Heh, heh. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2022, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1084 "2022-03-08T23:21:02Z")
Funny Names For Porn Stars My final cat Shouldn’t that be Pussy Nomore? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2022, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1085 "2022-03-09T16:20:11Z")
Usability of captured Russian equipment UK Police and sidearms Hooliganism would decline markedly if bobbies started carrying shoulder-fired rockets. ---
**Author:** ![MikeF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MikeF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeF)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2022, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1086 "2022-03-09T15:23:30Z")
# [Has anyone ever been arrested in the United States for farting illegally?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-ever-been-arrested-in-the-united-states-for-farting-illegally/960533) # [Consumption to ensure a properly small Cologuard stool specimen](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/consumption-to-ensure-a-properly-small-cologuard-stool-specimen/960474) ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2022, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1087 "2022-03-09T22:02:22Z")
**Russia invades Ukraine** **More Jokes** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2022, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1088 "2022-03-10T15:13:23Z")
**What do you believe firmly with zero evidence?** **Polish Mig 29s** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2022, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1089 "2022-03-10T16:20:10Z")
**Shackleton’s Antarctic ship “Endurance” found** **Funny Names For Porn Stars** Interviewer at AVN awards show: So did you get your stage name because you were able to outlast your co-stars? Endurance: No, my mom was a big Shackleton fan. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2022, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1090 "2022-03-10T19:28:24Z")
Topics for which you think you’ve read every single book about How often do Eskimos poop? The illustrated encyclopedias are my favorite genre. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1091 "2022-03-12T12:46:03Z")
What is Putin thinking will happen after he dies? Prime Minister Boris Johnson tries to lead the UK …and Lenin led the Soviet Union for years after being entombed, so there’s ample precedent. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1092 "2022-03-12T18:58:00Z")
**Beautiful women keep approaching me** **Anyone else getting massively spammed?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1093 "2022-03-12T20:34:44Z")
What would be the charges for stealing the Declaration of Independence? High velocity water missile defense? “Judge, unless you issue a not guilty verdict in this case, you’re going to get _very_ wet.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2022, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1094 "2022-03-13T15:57:07Z")
Beautiful women keep approaching me OTC Self-defense Sprays Don’t Work! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2022, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1095 "2022-03-13T17:33:38Z")
**The Bundys are at it again. Intuitively debunking a perpetual motion machine** Mr Bundy, in this country we obey the laws of physics! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1096 "2022-03-15T11:49:35Z")
AIs getting confused Chewing with mouth open It was only a matter of time before they introduced Artificial Stupidity. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1097 "2022-03-15T14:23:04Z")
Sequential posts that showed up on my Facebook feed this morning: 1. An ad from the Nature journal urging me to subscribe because it offers, “Trust, rigour and authority in every issue” followed by: 1. A promo from Retraction Watch. “Authors request retraction of study in Nature journal and look into four more papers.” Ooopsie. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2022, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1098 "2022-03-16T21:38:31Z")
What defunct message boards did you participate in? Time Travellers’ Potluck Party I got tired of people responding to my comments before I posted them. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2022, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1099 "2022-03-18T02:37:47Z")
**James Webb Space Telescope successfully launches** **NASA to test next moon rocket soon** Well, they weren’t going to test it soon, but the JWST talked them into it ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2022, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1100 "2022-03-18T19:32:33Z")
**If you met God what questions would you ask him? Is there a way to stop my sheets from balling up into a bowling ball in the clothes dryer?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2022, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1101 "2022-03-19T12:14:46Z")
What foods tend to fight diarrhea? How do I fix my email? Thanks loads, now I gotta scrub my inbox. 🤨 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906.md?page=54) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906.md?page=56)