# When in discourse of sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 57

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1122 "2022-04-05T00:41:02Z")

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Is it Disrespectful to Leave Dead Bodies for More than 18 Hours Lying in the Street?  
Am I being too sensitive?

Yeah, just chill. We’ll be around to pick 'em up tomorrow if we’re not too busy.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1123 "2022-04-05T10:56:17Z")

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Things That Are Technically True But You Shouldn’t Say Out Loud  
Russia invades Ukraine

By “invade” I meant to say “Operation Special Teddy Bear”, comrade.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1124 "2022-04-05T13:50:55Z")

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**Name Something Duct Tape WON’T Fix**  
**The Great Ongoing General Aviation Thread**

Probably best just to break it into two parts.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1125 "2022-04-05T20:43:22Z")

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Go-fund me  
I can’t intuit Newton’s Third Law

But I’ll feel less bad about myself for $50K.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1126 "2022-04-07T00:35:01Z")

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The physics of the golf swing  
I can’t intuit Newton’s Third Law

It states that the gravitational pull of a water hazard exceeds your ability to avoid slicing your ball into it.

You’re welcome.

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**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1127 "2022-04-07T13:38:26Z")

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**What’s the most unreasonable, pointless, inane, illegal, or just plain insane policies you’ve been subjected to in the workplace?**

**More Jokes**

Not enough giggles and chortles, and you’re out.

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**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2022, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1128 "2022-04-08T13:16:14Z")

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**An AUS Husband accidentally spends $725 on EIGHT items at the supermarket……have you ever been majorly overcharged?**

**Author of “How to Murder Your Husband” charged with murdering husband**

Harsh

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1129 "2022-04-11T14:42:09Z")

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Canadian Politics 2022  
How many corpses have you seen in the wild?

Justin Tr…no wait, he’s still moving.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1130 "2022-04-12T16:23:47Z")

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**Airline passenger arrested for Masturbating 4 times during flight**

**Looking for a decent Grabber-Reacher**

Need answer fast? Try the airlines.

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**Author:** ![zimaane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a3d4f5/32.png) [@zimaane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zimaane)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1131 "2022-04-12T16:25:41Z")

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**Airline passenger arrested for Masturbating 4 times during flight**

**Looking for a decent Grabber-Reacher**

The second poster should look around at their fellow passengers on their next flight

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1132 "2022-04-12T23:16:13Z")

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What’s a GREAT wedding gift the second time around?  
Shingles vax

Gardasil is an appropriate present when you’re young and wild, but in one’s twilight years, Shingrix says you really care.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1133 "2022-04-14T12:36:55Z")

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No, no no!

It’s:

**What’s a GREAT wedding gift the second time around?**  
**Cataract Surgery**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1134 "2022-04-14T14:34:19Z")

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**Are tanks of any use anymore on the modern battlefield?  
They wouldn’t fly now**

But I remember World War II, the glory days of the flying tank!

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1135 "2022-04-14T15:59:13Z")

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**Airline passenger arrested for Masturbating 4 times during flight**  
**The psychological damage from growing up as a Jehovah’s Witness**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1136 "2022-04-14T19:27:55Z")

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**I pit the piece of shit that dumped this bunny on the side of the road**  
**The Bundys are at it again.**

[Emily Litella]

What’s that?  
The Bunnies are at it again?  
Why are we bothering these bunnies for doing what comes naturally? Why should we…

What’s that?

Ohhh… _Bundies_…That’s very different

Never Mind!  
[/Emily Litella]

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2022, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1137 "2022-04-15T01:28:23Z")

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Presidential Medal of Fitness  
Why Does Vinegar Make Me Sweat?

The requirements for that award just aren’t what they used to be.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2022, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1138 "2022-04-15T14:46:08Z")

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**Falling sick mid-flight**  
**They wouldn’t fly now**

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2022, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1139 "2022-04-16T02:30:08Z")

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**Why the hate for Elon Musk?**

**In a nutshell what’s wrong with this country: “Elon Musk Throws a S–t Fit Over the Possibility of Being Taxed His Fair Share”**

Asked and answered.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2022, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1140 "2022-04-16T14:09:40Z")

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**So Will Smith punched Chris Rock at the Oscars last night**  
**A new Punch Line thread**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2022, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1141 "2022-04-17T00:27:16Z")

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**Worst advertising campaigns ever  
Everest: Just Don’t Do It**

It increased Nepalese tourism by -30%.

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