# When in discourse of sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 63

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1242 "2022-06-19T13:10:14Z")

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Queen Elizabeth II Still Has A Lot of Powers  
How are you preparing for the coming fascist authoritarian regime?

She better stay on her side of the Atlantic, is all I’m saying.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1243 "2022-06-19T13:13:29Z")

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**What do you think will happen when the water level at Lake Mead falls below 1050 feet?  
Women with little girl voices**

…human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1244 "2022-06-19T19:16:14Z")

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Your idea of a weak album start  
Pacific Cod

The Bottom Feeders didn’t get in the swim until their hit single, “Floundering Without You”.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1245 "2022-06-20T19:52:27Z")

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**In your humble opinion, who are your countries “national treasures”? (other countries, too, if you like!)**  
**Women with little girl voices**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1246 "2022-06-23T03:15:50Z")

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Why does my nose often run while I defectate?  
Odd experience with satellite radio

Actually, a lot of people react that way to Howard Stern.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1247 "2022-06-23T07:10:02Z")

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**Recommendations for my road trip (Charlotte to Jacksonville)?**  
**Thinking about buying an e-bike - suggestions/tips?**

I wouldn’t recommend the e-bike unless Charlotte is less than about 30 km from Jacksonville.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1248 "2022-06-23T07:13:35Z")

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**NASA begins to powerdown Voyagers. (mission will continue, but with less instruments)**  
**Big power outage south of Silicon Valley**

Exactly which power-off switch did you hit, Bob?

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1249 "2022-06-23T15:41:58Z")

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**In your humble opinion, who are your countries “national treasures”? (other countries, too, if you like!)**  
**Coyotes, rats and cats**

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1250 "2022-06-23T16:55:37Z")

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**The “Am I Old?” Test**  
**Help a newbie with the Telegram app**

Step 1. Saddle up your horse & ride to the Western Union office…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2022, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1251 "2022-06-25T12:48:59Z")

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What Would Be The Toughest Human Thing To Explain To Aliens?  
Whose is The Funniest Stand Up Comedian of All Time?

“You say Milton Ber-lee was more humorous than our own St189#&$? You crazy!”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1252 "2022-06-26T12:33:53Z")

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What memes or bumper stickers actually make a good point?  
The Atheist 10 Commandments

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1253 "2022-06-26T16:41:57Z")

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**I want my new place to smell nice**  
**Stop honking so much!**

Is that what they’re calling it nowadays?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2022, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1254 "2022-06-27T11:34:24Z")

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**How do “abortion pills” work?  
Stop honking so much!**

They stop you from honking so much, if you know what I mean.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2022, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1255 "2022-06-27T18:06:13Z")

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**Why do antacids normally come in bottles of 96?**  
**Black Norwegians**

…in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires…

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2022, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1256 "2022-06-28T19:50:50Z")

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**When doctors were drafted (USA), how were their ranks assigned?  
Use of ambiguous letters in security codes**

Or, at least, that’s how we got Major Major Major Major.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2022, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1257 "2022-06-29T03:12:11Z")

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What superpower would you like to have?  
I want my new place to smell nice

(snaps fingers) Attar of roses! No, wait…deep dish pepperoni pizza! I must use this power wisely. 🤪

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2022, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1258 "2022-06-29T15:53:57Z")

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I want my new place to smell nice  
What Would Be The Toughest Human Thing To Explain To Aliens?

They’d have a hard time wrapping their pointy little heads around Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina candles.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2022, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1259 "2022-06-30T02:47:20Z")

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**What Would Be The Toughest Human Thing To Explain To Aliens?**  
**Man falsely imprisoned 17 days because American Airlines falsely accuses him of shoplifting**

It’s hard enough to explain that to humans…

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2022, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1260 "2022-06-30T11:20:36Z")

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**Movies ruined by “Happy Endings”. So spoilers, I hope  
What is this caboose fixture?**

The government forced all trains to install a caboose with a huge smiley face in the back. They called the legislation the Happy Endings Locomotive Law.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2022, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1261 "2022-06-30T21:35:24Z")

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**Baby nicknames  
$8 an inch?**

That’s what my baby calls _me_, at least.

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