# When in discourse of sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 69
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2022, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1362 "2022-09-04T16:57:43Z")
I logged on/in to SDMB to be presented with _this_ not very subtle message :- [https://i.ibb.co/TWw9Rhz/sdmb.png](https://i.ibb.co/TWw9Rhz/sdmb.png) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2022, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1363 "2022-09-05T01:26:52Z")
Plot twist: the next responses were by **InnagaddadavitaGuy** and **NunchukLover53**. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2022, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1364 "2022-09-05T20:47:35Z")
What would we be left with if we parked Saturn into Earth’s orbit? Spanish hat thieves Exactly! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2022, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1365 "2022-09-07T14:14:21Z")
Hypothetical: South Korea absorbs North Korea A modest proposal: South Korea buys North Korea Suggestion: South Korea rents to own North Korea, moves out leaving a mess, forfeits security deposit. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2022, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1366 "2022-09-07T16:08:49Z")
**Are you a cheap bastard?** **Is there a price point where office chairs stop being squeaky, creaky, fragile crap?** If so, stop being a cheap bastard and buy a decent chair. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2022, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1367 "2022-09-07T17:56:15Z")
**Does descriptive linguistics mean “anything goes”?** **Mezuzot on a Christian home** Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2022, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1368 "2022-09-09T20:45:53Z")
CNN anchor Bernard Shaw dead at 82 Pie throwing Well, that’s too bad. And whoever’s thinking of dumping a barrel of icy cold Gatorade on Dan Rather, shame on you. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2022, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1369 "2022-09-09T23:09:15Z")
**What is extremely common in TV or movies but almost never happens in real life?** **Pie throwing** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2022, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1370 "2022-09-09T23:35:26Z")
I just installed a hoist on an I-beam. I have a question about it What would we be left with if we parked Saturn into Earth’s orbit? You’re going to need a bigger hoist. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2022, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1371 "2022-09-10T14:15:25Z")
What’s the Attraction in the Hudson Valley? The United States of Africa Best theme park I’ve ever been to, outside of Clyde Peeling’s Reptiland. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1372 "2022-09-14T23:00:40Z")
What to ask the gastroenterologist If you are living with a significant other, would you like to engage in an experiment Uh, sorry, but we’re booked solid for the rest of the year. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2022, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1373 "2022-09-15T23:20:55Z")
**If you are living with a significant other, would you like to engage in an experiment Where is a cat’s penis?** We could find it together if we experiment! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2022, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1374 "2022-09-16T00:39:55Z")
**Soft porn ads** **Test picture** Liar ---
**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2022, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1375 "2022-09-16T13:14:59Z")
**Can’t access some education sites from my house Where is a cat’s penis?** Were you away from school that day? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2022, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1376 "2022-09-16T17:39:36Z")
**I pit DrDeth** **Pitting Honeybadger** **Can I pit myself?** Whoa! Let’s not get carried away, here! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2022, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1377 "2022-09-18T21:37:33Z")
What happens with British throne if a child is in the womb? How reliable is Uber? If the succession is really, _really_ important, I’d go with Lyft. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1378 "2022-09-20T12:14:13Z")
A modest proposal: South Korea buys North Korea Weed and Mexico South Korea should stick with weed and Mexico. Makes the party a lot more mellow. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1379 "2022-09-20T12:23:44Z")
**What or where was the shi"iest place you’ve ever lived?** **Black Toilet Seats - Common in Your Area?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1380 "2022-09-20T14:43:36Z")
**Weird sensation from a minor scrape** **Amputation without anesthesia?** Black Knight: It’s only a flesh wound. …I’ve had worse. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1381 "2022-09-21T20:53:16Z")
What to Do for Anhedonia Is Ok OK now? Nah. Too damn jolly. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906.md?page=68) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906.md?page=70)