# When in discourse of sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/121 "2020-08-18T11:45:06Z")
**Gun Nut Blows Own Nuts Off, Is Hailed As Hero By Group Of Men Who Point Guns At Their Nuts** **My Emergency Terrorist Attack Plan** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/122 "2020-08-18T13:14:03Z")
Another Monty Hall Problem question Do people in other countries frequently invoke their constitution? “I want the guaranteed freedom behind door #2.” “Oops, so sorry, you get a tethered goat and 30 years detention for being an enemy of the state. Thanks for playing the Repression Game!” ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/123 "2020-08-18T14:44:30Z")
**Who’s missing that you really want to see on the Board?** **Beirut explosion** Don’t think I remember anybody by that name, but… ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/124 "2020-08-18T16:08:05Z")
**The king is coming for dinner; how do you impress him?** **My Emergency Terrorist Attack Plan** “And then, Your Majesty, I’ll retrieve the weapons I have stashed under the floorboards in the Safe Room and…” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/125 "2020-08-18T17:39:15Z")
Another Monty Hall Problem question Is anyone seriously preparing for the end of America right now? “Pick the correct door, Mrs. Hemminger, and you win prizes totaling $25,000! On the other hand, an incorrect choice means America will cease to exist. Choose wisely.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/126 "2020-08-18T17:43:33Z")
My Emergency Terrorist Attack Plan Disasters that never materialized Would someone like to buy 10,000 cans of WWII surplus MREs? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/127 "2020-08-19T13:38:48Z")
**Who remembers** **What the Hell is Going on in My Life? (Gentlemen Callers)** Not being one of your gentlemen callers, I have no idea. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/128 "2020-08-19T14:58:31Z")
My Emergency Terrorist Attack Plan Painting eyes on cow butts help ward off predators We can disband the TSA and instead have all airline passengers paint big eyes on their butts. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/129 "2020-08-20T02:53:50Z")
An update on my 26 year old goldfish Do you have an albatross left to you by a parent (or other relative)? Yeah, but at least albatrosses don’t live that goddamn long. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/130 "2020-08-21T13:39:11Z")
I’ve never figured out How to swim for exercise? Hernia anyone? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/131 "2020-08-21T17:34:33Z")
**Who listens to yacht rock anyway?** **Ice Cruiser Norlandia** … **An update on my 26 year old goldfish** **New Kitty!** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/132 "2020-08-21T20:11:06Z")
**Cornhole in the country. (Such an unfortunate name for a game)** **Suggestion for new business name** “Throw the Beanbag in the Opening Company”? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2020, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/133 "2020-08-22T03:16:08Z")
A threefer! **Today in nature I saw** **Plastic and rubber coatings degrading and turning into a sticky mess** **And now Plague. With a 50% chance of pestilence and famine coming out of the Southwest at twelve miles per hour** Ok, damn, people, we’re gonna have to do something about these environmental issues. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2020, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/134 "2020-08-22T19:19:59Z")
When you are In Hell Favorite browser, please? I’ve had enjoyable Internet experiences with Cerberus and Brimstonefox. Stay away from The-Browser-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named. It’ll harvest your soul without permission. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/135 "2020-08-23T21:05:11Z")
What inexplicable things does your cat do? Feeling Emotions The loud wailing and meowing during _Love Story_ showings got to be unbearable. Of course, she thought _Old Yeller_ was a gas. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/136 "2020-08-23T21:17:43Z")
What kind of fungus is this? Broccoli, Kale, or Spinach? I’m pretty sure it’s one of those funguses. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/137 "2020-08-24T04:03:58Z")
**Amsterdam finds a sustainable solution for wild peeing** **Amputation** 😱 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/138 "2020-08-24T16:48:22Z")
I met a taxidermist Fast food/chain resturant items that were recently removed that you now miss Suddenly I have a hankering for turkey with stuffing… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/139 "2020-08-25T19:19:34Z")
The Bundys are at it again. Opening schools ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/140 "2020-08-26T12:02:57Z")
**Simple at home meals you never tire of** **Do you ever eat bacon and eggs for dinner?** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906.md?page=8)