# When in discourse of sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/141 "2020-08-26T13:53:55Z")

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What does the average Putin supporter think about Putin’s opponents being murdered  
Is a fart just a fart or is there more to it?

Putin - bringing new meaning to “silent but deadly”.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/142 "2020-08-26T17:57:36Z")

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Are Aliens Visiting Earth?  
Beggars with Signs

I _knew_ it!

“Brother, Can You Spare Some Internal Organs” is a dead giveaway.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/143 "2020-08-27T20:16:56Z")

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What would you do if an angry mob demands you raise your fist in support?  
Are you loyal to a particular brand of automobile?

Those “Buick Drives Matter” people have _got_ to be stopped.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2020, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/144 "2020-08-30T18:42:20Z")

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Feral pigs  
How the Police See Themselves

🤨

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2020, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/145 "2020-08-30T23:41:08Z")

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**I’m a Genie. You Get Five Wishes. List them!**

**Unexpected Goodness**

**Feral pigs**

Okay! Three more.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2020, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/146 "2020-08-30T23:52:21Z")

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**What is the most annoying popular song of all-time?**  
**What ate our basil plant?**

The repetitive chorus is especially annoying,

_"What, what, what, oh, what ate our basil plant?_  
_Our basil plant, our basil plant, our basil plant in our beautiful gar-dennn!"_ 🎶

Not much of a melody, either.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2020, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/147 "2020-08-31T11:22:54Z")

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Does corpus delicti apply to probable cause?  
Sceloporus undulatus consobrinus or Sceleporus consobrinus (Fence Lizard or Prairie Lizard)?|

Corpus delicti only applies to Sceloprus undulatus consobrinus.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2020, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/148 "2020-08-31T15:18:40Z")

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**I’m a Genie. You Get Five Wishes. List them!**

**Feral pigs**

**Flu shot and Gout**

Okay…what are your last two?

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/149 "2020-09-01T04:48:22Z")

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**Tornado Warnings - How Do You Prepare?**

**Moving my cat 500 miles**

Well, that seems… excessive.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/150 "2020-09-01T10:07:52Z")

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What is this switch for?  
Moving my cat 500 miles

But in a random direction, and until you find it it’s spread out evenly in a circle 500 miles around you.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/151 "2020-09-01T10:55:51Z")

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**What would you do if an angry mob demands you raise your fist in support?**  
**Do you ever feel sad when leaving a town or city you are visiting?**

No, actually, sometimes I feel downright relieved.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/152 "2020-09-01T12:22:42Z")

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**Can white people call other white people crackers?  
Why isn’t the US doing anything for the Uighur muslims?**

I’d rather be called a cracker than a Uighur.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/153 "2020-09-01T15:46:33Z")

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The ethics of tear gas for crowd control  
Do you talk during dinner?

At family Thanksgiving gatherings, everyone falls silent when I haul out the big canister.

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**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/154 "2020-09-01T16:21:50Z")

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What is better than sex?  
Feral pigs

Well, pork is delicious…

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/155 "2020-09-01T22:59:26Z")

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What is better than Sex?  
HOAs–yea or nay?

That depends, the HOAs in Esher can get pretty raunchy.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/156 "2020-09-01T23:41:42Z")

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**Things you expected nothing of, but turned out to be great**  
**Star Trek Lower Decks**

I thought it was just storage space, but you wouldn’t believe what goes on down there!

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2020, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/157 "2020-09-02T01:19:08Z")

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**What is better than Sex?**  
**What the Roman Catholic Church Has to Say About Homosexuality**

“Prayer, my son! Prayer, self-denial, and guilt! Those are, uh, _way_ better than sex!”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2020, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/158 "2020-09-02T01:47:43Z")

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Why do you prefer a stick-shift over an automatic transmission?  
What is your spirit animal?

Definitely a Miata.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2020, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/159 "2020-09-02T12:31:42Z")

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What is better than Sex?  
Where’s your TP?

'cause you’re gonna need it.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2020, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/160 "2020-09-02T16:50:45Z")

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I’m probably going to Hell for this one, but it’s irresistible:

**What is better than Sex?**

**What the Roman Catholic Church Has to Say About Homosexuality**

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