# When in discourse of sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 81

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1602 "2023-04-07T22:59:08Z")

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Please explain the Chernobyl disaster?  
Sealed bids and collusion

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1603 "2023-04-07T23:30:11Z")

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**Who uses millet?**  
**Conscious experience is self-representational access to intrinsic properties**

The merger of cereal crop ontology with general philosophy leads to some profound insights. When the use of millet is examined in the proper context of the self-referential von Neumann process, millet is regarded, in metaphysical phenomenology, as a “phenomenal experience”. Indeed, when my girlfriend had millet for the first time as a cooked breakfast cereal, she said it was the most phenomenal experience she’d had since that night in the back seat of my car.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1604 "2023-04-08T18:08:07Z")

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**What’s so special about Finnish milk?  
Let’s talk knives!**

Me and me droogies love the special Finnish milk with knives in it.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2023, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1605 "2023-04-09T00:33:53Z")

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**Texas Federal Judge strikes down FDA approval of the abortion pill**  
**Let’s talk knives!**

Tempers are running high.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1606 "2023-04-11T01:44:48Z")

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**Why is my cat rubbing her face on a bowl of lemons?**

**Food turning sour if you refrigerate it with a closed lid**

Once the cat gets her saliva on it, the rest is inevitable.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2023, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1607 "2023-04-13T00:54:03Z")

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**What are your electric vehicle plans?  
Hand and Finger Burn from Alcohol?**

“You can take away my internal combustion engine when you pry it from my warm, burning hands!”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2023, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1608 "2023-04-13T16:33:23Z")

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When we die, where does our blood go?  
Kilz” primer (paint) - need answer moderately soon

Dang. When they named it “Kilz”, they weren’t joking. 😬

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2023, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1609 "2023-04-15T12:01:24Z")

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What to do with (most of) a day in Dallas?  
I’m going to slit my throat with a straight razor (not literally)

This message brought to you by the Fort Worth Chamber of Commerce.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1610 "2023-04-17T13:05:04Z")

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World Chess Championships are underway  
Jesus is sitting on your couch…

“Sorry Jesus, but we’re watching the NBA playoffs instead. Want some more chips and dip?”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1611 "2023-04-18T12:28:54Z")

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Could Hitler have succeeded in World War II if…  
Streaking?

Must…get…brain bleach…

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1612 "2023-04-18T19:31:05Z")

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**Any studies re: psychopathic behavior when they don’t have access to guns?**  
**Streaking?**

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**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1613 "2023-04-19T06:30:44Z")

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**Russia invades Ukraine {2022-02-24} (Part 2)  
Religion and waving penises around**

Novel tactics, there.

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**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1614 "2023-04-19T11:01:34Z")

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**Santa Family Reunion  
Religion and waving penises around**

One sort of Christmas spirit, I suppose.

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**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2023, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1615 "2023-04-20T06:27:11Z")

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**It’s Tax Time in the MMP!  
Religion and waving penises around**

There’s an exemption for lots of things, but…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2023, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1616 "2023-04-22T20:01:01Z")

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What animals would be more dangerous if enlarged?  
What does testing someone for phobias actually involve? (for jobs)

“If you want to work for Best Pals Exterminators, you’ll first have to run our gauntlet of six-foot silverfish.”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2023, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1617 "2023-04-23T20:45:48Z")

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“People are Domesticated Animals Now”: Man allegedly Reveals Why there no longer biologically adult males in the world  
It is Time to Reintroduce the Draft

Simple enough, just install bouncy castles and water slides at all the military bases.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1618 "2023-04-25T18:46:37Z")

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LEGO are pretty bad, right?  
DIY vs hiring a pro

You’re always better off hiring [a certified LEGO professional®](http://careeraddict.com/become-lego-master).

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1619 "2023-04-25T18:46:42Z")

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**Why do siblings compete?**  
**Phone constantly short on storage space**

“Mo-o-om, Johnny took the last gigabyte again!”

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**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2023, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1620 "2023-04-26T11:39:18Z")

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**Short shorts for men**  
**When a police officer asks “are you carrying?**

Well, it amused me,

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2023, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1621 "2023-04-26T21:41:15Z")

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Core strength question  
What is the best way to irrevocably destroy floppy disks?

With proper training, you just grab those suckers by the middle and _rrrrr_ip.

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