# When in discourse of sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 82
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1622 "2023-04-28T21:17:37Z")
**Emmett Till’s accuser dies** **What’s the worst thing about being an atheist?** You can’t wish certain people a particular type of afterlife? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1623 "2023-05-01T14:54:56Z")
Is There Anything I Can Do About My Crap Immune System? Do you use your parking brake? And change your oil every 3000 miles. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2023, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1624 "2023-05-02T03:06:38Z")
**Could Hitler have succeeded in World War II if… {if} TikTok is banned. What’s next?** That wouldn’t have made a difference. It does seem like a good idea for a Downfall parody, though. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2023, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1625 "2023-05-03T15:32:55Z")
**More Jokes Man was masturbating at the beach** “I guess you had to be there…” ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1626 "2023-05-04T16:40:07Z")
**Things to do in Dallas?** **Man was masturbating at the beach** Horrible squicky experience for that OP, but sequential threads gold! ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1627 "2023-05-04T18:10:53Z")
I think that one starts “A priest, a minister and a rabbi are masturbating on the beach…” ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1628 "2023-05-04T18:30:19Z")
[“With whom?”](https://mobile.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/fun/jokes.php?ID=2667) ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1629 "2023-05-04T23:54:03Z")
**What is extremely common in TV or movies but almost never happens in real life?** **Chinese Cuisine. This will be challenging** I thought it was just something they made up for _A Christmas Story_. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1630 "2023-05-04T23:59:10Z")
Canada-US merger? Meh! Stupidest product design you’ve experienced “Amerada™, from sea to freezing sea. Now with more bitching!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2023, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1631 "2023-05-05T14:40:52Z")
Zoom screen sharing question Why do people hate on Canada geese? All that flapping, hissing and honking makes it impossible to get anything accomplished. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2023, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1632 "2023-05-05T22:05:52Z")
**What’s the worst thing about being an atheist?** **The Great Ongoing General Aviation Thread** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1633 "2023-05-06T11:09:40Z")
**How should the US avoid debt default? A friendly game of Mornington Crescent** Just turn in 5 Crossrail pegs to get yourself out of Nidd, then boost through the turnstile (using the modified Williams Option discussed in his 1930 seminal treatise _Mornington Crescent: Debt and Deficit on the Underground_) and your Oyster card should arrive in the mail in 2-4 weeks. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1634 "2023-05-06T12:49:17Z")
How to hire a residential contractor Recent, Decent Online Courses? Sounds plenty good enough to me, unless you’re some kinda elitist. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1635 "2023-05-06T19:19:14Z")
**What Are Some Songs That Begin With The Chorus? The Open Letter to “Pause All AI Development”** A wonderful progressive emo song title by The World Is a Beautiful Place and I Am No Longer Afraid To Die. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1636 "2023-05-06T21:36:12Z")
**What’s the worst thing about being an atheist? I have a hard time not interrupting people when I know where they’re going, and I need work on it** “Our Father, who -” “Let me stop you right there…” ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1637 "2023-05-08T00:19:02Z")
Whoops, broke my shoulder, so excuse my typing for awhile Writers Guild of America goes on strike (5/2/23) Now that’s loyalty… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1638 "2023-05-08T16:44:54Z")
Visiting Denali National Park How effective have I been in my boycott? T-shirt sales in the gift shop are down $10, but 99% of grizzly bears say they don’t give a shit. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1639 "2023-05-08T16:50:11Z")
Instead of watching the Coronation I just started walking ---
**Author:** ![MikeF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MikeF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeF)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2023, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1640 "2023-05-09T00:00:05Z")
**[1963 - Tucson awards medals for shooting criminals](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1963-tucson-awards-medals-for-shooting-criminals/983754)** **Instead of Watching the Coronation** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2023, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1641 "2023-05-10T20:46:27Z")
Things I learned from watching TV cop shows What’s the most oddball impression you can do? I’ve got a bunch from “Hill St. Blues”, but my favorite is: “I’m BUCK NAKED!!!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906.md?page=81) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906.md?page=83)