# When in discourse of sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 84

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2023, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1662 "2023-05-26T04:01:35Z")

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**Ever Seen Someone Take Their Socks Off On A Flight?**

**Strictly legal by the letter of the rules, but a jerk move nonetheless**

I would slam him into the boards when we’re leaving the plane. That’s how to enforce the unwritten rules.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2023, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1663 "2023-05-26T13:07:54Z")

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**Your pets’ favorite songs**  
**My Dogs Need Something to Chew!**

🎵 _Never mind, they’ll find something to chew…_ 🎵

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1664 "2023-05-27T20:24:26Z")

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Would you consider living on a cruise ship for three years?  
Crazy? Evil? Stupid?

Well, maybe not evil.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1665 "2023-05-27T21:01:46Z")

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**Stupidest product design you’ve experienced**  
**Tesla software: Not ready for prime time**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2023, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1666 "2023-05-28T01:20:32Z")

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Countdown to retirement  
Is this a new fashion thing?

“Coming down the runway, resplendent in his plaid Bermuda shorts and stylish thong sandals, is Wesley Carpenter, now just six days from hanging it up at Futons and Such. The crowd goes wild…”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2023, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1667 "2023-05-29T13:34:02Z")

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Bad, bad, bad, what’s that smell?  
When travelling: What food can I bring back with me?

Just lay off the stinky cheeses, and we won’t hassle you.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2023, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1668 "2023-05-30T15:36:23Z")

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How do you say years from 2000 onwards?  
Crazy? Evil? Stupid?

Pretty much, but the 1990s weren’t a cakewalk either.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2023, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1669 "2023-05-31T15:57:11Z")

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**Old-fashioned things you’d like to see revived**

**How long to learn to ride a horse?**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2023, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1670 "2023-05-31T23:14:07Z")

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Lindsey Graham’s Response to the Russians  
WWII Ration Chocolate Bars

Well, it’s only fair they get _something_ to make up for all those F-16s going to Ukraine.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1671 "2023-06-01T12:31:57Z")

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How do you say years from 2000 onwards?  
Old-fashioned things you’d like to see revived

I haven’t bought a new pair of pants since ought-seven.

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**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2023, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1672 "2023-06-02T04:08:07Z")

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[Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene MUST GO](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congresswoman-marjorie-taylor-greene-must-go/931895/1395)

[How would you describe watching someone slip away from dementia?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-watching-someone-slip-away-from-dementia/984789/8)

Like watching Marjorie Taylor Greene, that’s how.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2023, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1673 "2023-06-02T18:47:07Z")

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**Weird Quirks You Have?  
I like bananas a bunch**

You _wild_ man, you!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2023, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1674 "2023-06-02T20:08:02Z")

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The sounds that get you flying out of bed the fastest  
Firin’ up the grill in the MMP

That time the neighbors used gasoline instead of lighter fluid for their barbecue sure was memorable.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2023, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1675 "2023-06-04T00:13:16Z")

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**Question about time travel**  
**Would you buy a stickshift car in 2022?**

Sure, right after I buy a winning lottery ticket.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2023, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1676 "2023-06-06T20:48:12Z")

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**What did Johnny Appleseed actually do?  
Moving walkways in airports**

It’s less dangerous than trying to do escalators, but I still think it’s a waste of your seed.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2023, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1677 "2023-06-08T12:42:45Z")

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**What did Johnny Appleseed actually do?  
Outdoor vacuum cleaner?**

The blades made it much more dangerous than moving walkways in airports.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2023, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1678 "2023-06-08T14:03:42Z")

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Baseball vs. Everything else  
A question about tipping

If you tip the ump, close calls are much more likely to go your way.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2023, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1679 "2023-06-08T14:30:42Z")

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**Firearm Violence in the US: 1 person dead every 11 minutes**  
**Who’s missing that you really want to see on the Board?**

😢

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1680 "2023-06-09T20:33:05Z")

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From the forum front page:  
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Jesus is sitting on your couch…](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-is-sitting-on-your-couch/982740/2)

[First question about sheriffs: who invented the star-shaped badge?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-question-about-sheriffs-who-invented-the-star-shaped-badge/985072/2)

[Things I learned from watching TV cop shows](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-learned-from-watching-tv-cop-shows/983820)

I’m confused: is Jesus asking me about the badge, and I am explaining how I got the answer? or am I asking Jesus, and HE’s telling ME how to find out?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2023, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/1681 "2023-06-13T14:08:14Z")

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**Countdown to retirement**  
**Supreme Court of Canada judge resigns**

“3… 2…1…GO, eh!”

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