# When in discourse of sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906 "2020-06-22T17:57:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2020, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/161 "2020-09-03T05:18:28Z")

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**What is better than Sex?**

**I got doggie pictures. Lots and lots of them.**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2020, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/162 "2020-09-03T14:19:56Z")

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Why do you prefer a stick shift over an automatic transmission?  
What would you do if an angry mob demands you raise your fist in support?

“Stick! Stick! Stick!”

Dang, things could get ugly fast.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2020, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/163 "2020-09-03T18:45:44Z")

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**What is better than sex?**

**I will never try to sell anything on Craigslist again**

Especially sex.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2020, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/164 "2020-09-03T18:49:48Z")

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**Feral pigs  
What is better than Sex**  
30-50 times better?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/165 "2020-09-04T13:55:39Z")

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I have a stye on my eye the size of an ardvark. Tell me your home remidies PLEESE!  
Men, is Sitting on Your Own Nuts a Thing?

With stunning insights like these on your OkCupid profile, it’s a mystery why you’re not getting any dates. ☹

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/166 "2020-09-04T17:19:22Z")

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Being armed - or even learning self-defense - increases the chance you’ll be harmed  
What would you do if an angry mob demands you raise your fist in support?

Well…

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/167 "2020-09-06T22:41:40Z")

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**How will Michael Richard Pence be remembered?**

**Men, is Sitting on Your Own Nuts a Thing?**

Pretty much in that general category.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/168 "2020-09-08T15:14:14Z")

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Ohio mayer wants a Starbucks because  
I’m getting drunk today

And the mayer doesn’t know that coffee getting you sober is an urban legend.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/169 "2020-09-08T19:43:34Z")

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Tornado Warnings - How Do You Prepare?  
Driver who was doing 187 mph charged with drug smuggling

“Didn’t you see that tornado that was pushing my car, officer?”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/170 "2020-09-08T20:13:57Z")

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I got a jury duty summons today  
Does anyone shower before using a public pool?

If not, they should at least shower before entering the _jury_ pool amirite?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/171 "2020-09-09T12:29:18Z")

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What are mules and donkeys good for?  
Gravity and time dilation

Only if you have a huge-ass ass. XKCD 37 **THAT**!

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/172 "2020-09-09T17:52:08Z")

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**Ohio mayer wants a Starbucks because**

**We’re expecting a baby|**

I guess all politics IS local.

**Weirdest names you’ve ever heard**

**Meet Bob**

Meat Bob would be even weirder.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/173 "2020-09-09T18:22:47Z")

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Cars that you used to see everywhere, but now have disappeared from the roads, part II  
Have you experienced the Mandela Effect?

I swear I used to see the Ford Phlebotomist on the roads all the time but even Wikipedia is in on the conspiracy to suppress their existence!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/174 "2020-09-10T12:02:49Z")

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**What is better than Sex?**

**The Portmanteau Era**

It was so good, no one had sex for _years_.

It lead to a mini “anti-Baby Boom”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/175 "2020-09-10T18:38:48Z")

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Being armed - or even learning self-defense - increases the chance you’ll be harmed  
How are you dealing w/ pre-election stress?

Karate for when the BLMers yell at me outside cafes, a loaded .45 for the polls and I’m all set.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2020, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/176 "2020-09-11T13:32:55Z")

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Yet Another Brexit Question  
How does a blind person know when they’re done wiping?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2020, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/177 "2020-09-11T16:52:07Z")

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Christopher Nolan’s Tenet  
I’m getting drunk today

Wow, that’s _my_ tenet too!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/178 "2020-09-12T20:32:24Z")

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Dealing with the death of an abusive parent.  
Feral pigs

Y’know, Bob’s Sav-U-Mor Cremation Hut is running a special this week.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/179 "2020-09-13T17:36:54Z")

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You wake up tomorrow to any amazing and true headline you want, what is it?  
Kim Jong-Un in a coma?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-in-discourse-of-sequential-threads/911906/180 "2020-09-13T18:26:30Z")

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What Are Placebos Made Of?  
Anti Forest Fire Lightening Rods

How does that actually work?

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