First, up, Duke of Rat, it took me too long to realize where you were finding offense, and I apologize. The genesis of the “great taste of raccoon” remark was my own experience living around (and, a few times, hunting with) hunters: it always seemed that raccoons seemed to take a hugely disproportionate number of casualties given that nobody wanted to eat one. I mean, if we had been picking off the ones nesting in the dumpster, that would be understandable, but it struck me kinda funny that they were let alone (probably protected by town ordinance) while we tramped miles out into the woods after their distant cousins. No offense to anyone who’s ever shot a raccoon, or likes venison or grouse or elk or any other game.
That said, I’m afraid that I regard your proposal as sincere and well-intentioned, but not a serious step. By reclassifying the .50 caliber, you will accomplish the following: costing Osama bin Laden an extra five bucks. And that’s if he buys it from an honest and scrupulous and efficient dealer in a store, rather than from a private individual at a gun show or over the internet. Of course if he (or any other terrorist) buys from a dealer like oh, about half of Americans do, they’ll be forced to use people who can pass a background check, which is something terrorist organizations probably plan for.
As for the NFA and machine guns and organized crime, I’m going to have to look a little further back for the roots of that success – to the previous year, when Prohibition ended, and a couple years before that, when the Federal government basically took over law enforcement in Chicago.
Zerial’s suggestion that we leave the guns alone and clamp down on the most dangerous projectiles also falls short, I think, if only because they are
currently available, will continue to be available during the long debates and votes and ensuing court challenges, and after sale will be much easier to transport, conceal, camoflage, etc., than the gun itself. Enforcing a ban against a 30-inch, 30-pound object that has its own carrying case has a greater chance of success.
Still, both ideas are better than the completely asinine “leave the gun alone and increase regulations some on the most dangerous ammunition.” I can just see how tough these guys are willing to get:
Terrorist: Hi, I’d like a box of .50-caliber silver-tipped, please.
xtisme: Sure, here ya–oops! Sorry buddy, no beer and no armor-piercing incendiary rounds on Sunday 'til 1 p.m.
Terrorist: Damn!
