# When is Christ coming back? **URL:** \ **Category:** Great Debates\ **Created:** [December 2, 2005, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753 "2005-12-02T16:56:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753/81 "2005-12-07T20:43:59Z")
Other than a Time and Date of course. As I said though I think Christ will return I also suspect its possible that not everyone will feel the event. Erek ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753/82 "2005-12-07T22:55:41Z")
He told me he had a couple of errands to do after lunch but promised he’d be back in time for the 2:00 meeting on Twelve. ---
**Author:** ![gooftroopag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gooftroopag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gooftroopag)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753/83 "2005-12-07T23:07:13Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > Other than a Time and Date of course. As I said though I think Christ will return I also suspect its possible that not everyone will feel the event. > > Erek Thanks for posting your theory, at least I know where you’re comnig from now. As for the above, how will we know its happened if not everyone feels it? ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2005, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753/84 "2005-12-29T17:37:56Z")
So, **mswas** , how was Christmas/your birthday? Any special visitors? ---
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2005, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753/85 "2005-12-29T18:56:54Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > Jesus was back to my house a couple of weeks ago to rake my leaves. He’s a very hard worker, even though he didn’t speak much English. Really? He also came into the music store I work at and bought an accordian. I thought about “I sold Jesus an Accordian” business cards but I don’t like to show off. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753/86 "2005-12-30T00:23:17Z")
> [@cosmosdan](#): > > Really? He also came into the music store I work at and bought an accordian. I thought about “I sold Jesus an Accordian” business cards but I don’t like to show off. 🙂 Nono, that was “Weird Al” Yankovic. I can see the confusion, though. ---
**Author:** ![Citizen\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@Citizen\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Citizen_Bob)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753/87 "2005-12-30T00:37:21Z")
> [@Citizen Bob](#): > > Expect a Pit on the day after - when you WILL be wrong. The [NICE PIT](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=351340) is on… Be glad she did it, My pit would not be so kind. ---
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753/88 "2005-12-30T01:29:32Z")
> [@JSexton](#): > > Nono, that was “Weird Al” Yankovic. I can see the confusion, though. No I saw his ID. turns out his last name isn’t really Christ…it’s Rodriguez. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753/89 "2005-12-30T01:52:03Z")
> [@FlyingRamenMonster](#): > > Isn’t our current Pope supposed to be the Antichrist? Soon, then. That was John Paul II. The German guy in the seat now sort of makes the whole thing seem ordinary… ---
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753/90 "2005-12-30T03:36:53Z")
> [@gooftroopag](#): > > Thanks for posting your theory, at least I know where you’re comnig from now. > > As for the above, how will we know its happened if not everyone feels it? People please!!! mswas is yanking your chain and you all are cooperating. Wake up! ---
**Author:** ![gooftroopag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gooftroopag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gooftroopag)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753/91 "2005-12-30T04:24:23Z")
> [@cosmosdan](#): > > People please!!! mswas is yanking your chain and you all are cooperating. Wake up! … as long as I get the whole story. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Citizen\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@Citizen\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Citizen_Bob)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753/92 "2005-12-30T04:28:13Z")
> [@cosmosdan](#): > > People please!!! mswas is yanking your chain and you all are cooperating. Wake up! Sir, if I had not dealt with community college students off their medication in the past, I would not believe it either. My guess is that he subscribes to “StarGods” [[http://stargods.org/](http://stargods.org/) ]. Yes, I have run into multiple cases of anti-depressent cases running to a system very much like MSWAS [and ‘Stargods’] prescribes. Take a look at this [serious amongst themselves] [Statement of Faith](http://stargods.org/Statement_of_Faith.org). You tell me if it looks familiar. ---
**Author:** ![Citizen\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@Citizen\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Citizen_Bob)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753/93 "2005-12-30T04:29:45Z")
Ughmm the link didn’t work. Try [http://stargods.org/Statement\_of\_Faith.htm](http://stargods.org/Statement_of_Faith.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753/94 "2005-12-30T08:42:29Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > Other than a Time and Date of course. As I said though I think Christ will return I also suspect its possible that not everyone will feel the event. > > Erek Every eye will see Him, doophus. Besides, FoxNews has dibs on the first interview. ---
**Author:** ![Tevildo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Tevildo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tevildo)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753/95 "2005-12-30T10:54:36Z")
> [@Stargods](#): > > **Demons** > We believe that the Demons are the souls of the Nephilim that lost their physical bodies at the time of the flood and now seek human bodies in order to fulfill their lusts through unsaved humans. Sounds interesting! I wonder if there’s a sign-up sheet anywhere… > [@](#): > > **Demonic Possession** > We believe that only those who are not born again can become possessed and used of the fallen. Bugger it. :smack: Well, maybe I could gloss over that particular issue on the application form - demons approve of that sort of thing, don’t they? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753/96 "2005-12-30T11:12:25Z")
> [@Citizen Bob](#): > > Sir, if I had not dealt with community college students off their medication in the past, I would not believe it either. My guess is that he subscribes to “StarGods” [[http://stargods.org/](http://stargods.org/) ]. Yes, I have run into multiple cases of anti-depressent cases running to a system very much like MSWAS [and ‘Stargods’] prescribes. > > Take a look at this [serious amongst themselves] [Statement of Faith](http://stargods.org/Statement_of_Faith.org). You tell me if it looks familiar. It doesn’t… Are you trying to make a point or a joke. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753/97 "2005-12-30T13:23:29Z")
**"When is Christ coming back?"** After halftime. He’s making a sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753/98 "2005-12-30T14:45:23Z")
> [@Citizen Bob](#): > > Ughmm the link didn’t work. Try [http://stargods.org/Statement\_of\_Faith.htm](http://stargods.org/Statement_of_Faith.htm) . . . But it says nothing about the date of the Second Coming. Also, this “reptilian bloodlines” and the “Illuminati” business – is David Icke ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David\_Icke](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke)) part of this group? ---
**Author:** ![Citizen\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@Citizen\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Citizen_Bob)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753/99 "2005-12-30T16:47:19Z")
> [@cosmosdan](#): > > It doesn’t… Are you trying to make a point or a joke. Fine. As you pointed out, I have no proof he’s serious. and if he is, there’s no hope for a rational recovery anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753/100 "2005-12-30T17:15:29Z")
> [@Bookkeeper](#): > > Honey, what he said about just going down to the corner deli for a pack of smokes? Well, I hate to to tell you this, but he ain’t gonna be back. Damn, I was going to post that! (Good thing I did a ‘find’ before I did.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753.md?page=6)