# When is Christ coming back? **URL:** \ **Category:** Great Debates\ **Created:** [December 2, 2005, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753 "2005-12-02T16:56:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753/101 "2005-12-30T19:17:47Z")
> [@Citizen Bob](#): > > Fine. As you pointed out, I have no proof he’s serious. and if he is, there’s no hope for a rational recovery anyway. Ha no arguement there…My interpretation was **mswas** was speaking in the sense that Christ was coming back to the individual, in much the same sense a Christian might invite Jesus into their heart, and in so doing others might not notice the change immediately. Folks misinterpreted the response and **mswas** geelfully played along with their misinterpretation rather than explain. But hey, that’s only my take on it. ---
**Author:** ![Citizen\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@Citizen\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Citizen_Bob)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2006, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753/102 "2006-01-02T17:01:03Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > . . . But it says nothing about the date of the Second Coming. > > Also, this “reptilian bloodlines” and the “Illuminati” business – is David Icke ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David\_Icke](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke)) part of this group? Ooo,… thanks for the Icke ref. I like to stay up, so that I can temporarily throw up a smokescreen when cornered by the occasional off-med student. The one sent me to his holy site: “The Omega File” - [The OMEGA File : CONCLUSION AND PHILADELPHIA PHASE III](http://www.reptilianagenda.com/exp/e101899a.shtml) ---
**Author:** ![Tevildo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Tevildo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tevildo)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2006, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753/103 "2006-01-02T17:28:33Z")
> [@Citizen Bob](#): > > Ooo,… thanks for the Icke ref. I like to stay up, so that I can temporarily throw up a smokescreen when cornered by the occasional off-med student. The one sent me to his holy site: “The Omega File” - [The OMEGA File : CONCLUSION AND PHILADELPHIA PHASE III](http://www.reptilianagenda.com/exp/e101899a.shtml) Now, **mswas** , _that_ is what your creative skills are up against. I wish you the best of luck. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Citizen\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@Citizen\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Citizen_Bob)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753/104 "2006-01-03T17:11:04Z")
> [@Tevildo](#): > > Now, **mswas** , _that_ is what your creative skills are up against. I wish you the best of luck. 🙂 ugh, you’d be surprized at how many times I had to deal with extreme suicidal/mystic-crazed students, as a teacher… It’s a very small percentage, but there’s always one (to some degree) in every large group. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753/105 "2006-01-03T19:37:38Z")
> [@Citizen Bob](#): > > ugh, you’d be surprized at how many times I had to deal with extreme suicidal/mystic-crazed students, as a teacher… It’s a very small percentage, but there’s always one (to some degree) in every large group. Check out [http://www.crank.net/](http://www.crank.net/). No matter how crazed your student’s belief-system, you’ll find **something** there to top it! 🙂 Pay special attention to entries categorized “Illucid.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-christ-coming-back/333753.md?page=5)