# When nursing moms attack **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2011, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256 "2011-06-29T14:01:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/1 "2011-06-29T14:01:24Z")
[Ohio woman charged in breast milk assault](http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2011/06/28/woman-charged-in-breast-milk-assault.html): \*"The deputies said Mrs. Robinette began yelling profanities when they approached the car and refused to get out. She then told them she is a breastfeeding mother, removed her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the car with her breast milk, Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said in the news release. Mrs. Robinette was taken to the Delaware County jail. She faces charges of domestic violence, assault, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. All are misdemeanors."\* She’s a teacher with a master’s degree. 🙂 No word on whether deputies were obliged to do a full body search of the suspect (after all, she was known to be secreting a weapon). ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/2 "2011-06-29T14:18:07Z")
As I saw on one breastfeeding website: **Express Yourself!** ---
**Author:** ![Double\_Foolscap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@Double\_Foolscap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Double_Foolscap)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/3 "2011-06-29T14:21:31Z")
What a boob. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/4 "2011-06-29T14:41:45Z")
“I have milk, and I’m not afraid to use it!” ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/5 "2011-06-29T14:44:09Z")
Tit for tat. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/6 "2011-06-29T14:46:53Z")
The cop walked into a booby trap. Her parting word to him as they hauled her away was “Ta ta.” ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/7 "2011-06-29T14:51:07Z")
[Multilingual nominative determinism strikes again!](http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=ubuntu&channel=cs&q=robinet&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=1440&bih=788&pdl=500&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi) ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/8 "2011-06-29T14:51:46Z")
Ms. demeanors, indeed. Once again, the cream rises to the cop. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/9 "2011-06-30T21:26:06Z")
> [@](#): > > “Many factors go into this, including whether deputies were actually hit with the breast milk,” OMG - I’m dyin’ here 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/10 "2011-06-30T23:04:40Z")
I’m surprised they aren’t charging her with indecency as well. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/11 "2011-07-01T01:15:03Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Her parting word to him as they hauled her away was “Ta ta.” Police response: “So long, and thanks for the mammaries.” ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/12 "2011-07-01T01:18:41Z")
It was a brutal example of lactose intolerance on the part of the police. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/13 "2011-07-01T01:47:51Z")
I hear the La Leche League and the ACLU are fighting over who gets to defend her. ---
**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/14 "2011-07-01T12:50:48Z")
At least she was thinking of the children. With the “pump and dump” method you need to express the milk that would have alcohol in it. The cops must have just interrupted her in the process and she lost control of “the ladies.” So she was trying to be responsible! Sort of. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/15 "2011-07-01T13:27:33Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > It was a brutal example of lactose intolerance on the part of the police. They were pretty frothed alright. “Moooooom! There’s a new Super-Soaker in the stores. And I want one…!” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/16 "2011-07-01T14:17:04Z")
In her defense, a deputy in uniform is easily mistaken for Captain Crunch. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/17 "2011-07-01T15:50:10Z")
Udderly mortifying. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/18 "2011-07-01T16:14:35Z")
Glad to see this lawlessness was nipped in the bud. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/19 "2011-07-01T16:55:04Z")
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!! Sorry. I couldn’t think of a pun. ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/20 "2011-07-01T17:39:50Z")
…milk of human kindness… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256.md?page=2)