# When nursing moms attack

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 29, 2011, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256 "2011-06-29T14:01:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/21 "2011-07-01T18:09:37Z")

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Incoming!  
I’m picturing the officers trying to shield themselves by holding up little Oreo cookies.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/22 "2011-07-01T19:51:10Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> Incoming!  
> I’m picturing the officers trying to shield themselves by holding up little Oreo cookies.

I’m seeing this as part of some wildlife show, complete with voiceover.

“And in this clip we see a demonstration of the astounding natural defense of the Lesser North American Nursing Mother.”

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**Author:** ![Chou4555](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@Chou4555](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chou4555)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/23 "2011-07-06T07:15:19Z")

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…especially if any of the people sprayed were lactose intolerant!😛

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/24 "2011-07-06T16:34:39Z")

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I just skim-read this one. Sounds like she was whey outta line. I don’t know what sort of hydrostatic pressure the human breast can generate, but I wonder if she could shoot it past-yer-eyes?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/25 "2011-07-06T16:42:35Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> I just skim-read this one. Sounds like she was whey outta line. I don’t know what sort of hydrostatic pressure the human breast can generate, but I wonder if she could shoot it past-yer-eyes?

This post left a sour taste in my mouth.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/26 "2011-07-06T21:06:43Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> This post left a sour taste in my mouth.

Thanks for your 2%.

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**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/27 "2011-07-06T21:14:03Z")

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I believe the ACLU has promised her some badly needed support…

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/28 "2011-07-06T22:29:38Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> Thanks for your 2%.

Oh, bra-_vo_! 😃

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-nursing-moms-attack/587256/29 "2011-07-07T02:16:57Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> Glad to see this lawlessness was nipped in the bud.

_“Bad boys, bad boys…whatcha gonna do? Screw your cuffs & gun, some leche-fun for you…”_

\*“COPS is filmed on lactation with the men and women of law enforcement…”

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