# When someone says Cabbage pocket you think of:

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 26, 2011, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-someone-says-cabbage-pocket-you-think-of/586946 "2011-06-26T21:41:29Z")\
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**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-someone-says-cabbage-pocket-you-think-of/586946/21 "2011-06-27T00:14:16Z")

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I’ve never heard of a “cabbage pocket,” but I’d assume it’s something like stuffed cabbage, which is ground meat rolled up inside a cabbage leaf.

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-someone-says-cabbage-pocket-you-think-of/586946/22 "2011-06-27T00:21:24Z")

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I just assumed it was something CMOT Dibbler sold, or tried to.

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-someone-says-cabbage-pocket-you-think-of/586946/23 "2011-06-27T00:22:54Z")

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> [@Cleophus](#):
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> Other than “something I don’t want to eat”, I thought of a cabbage-based filling.

What do you think egg rolls are filled with?

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-someone-says-cabbage-pocket-you-think-of/586946/24 "2011-06-27T00:45:56Z")

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My guess before opening the thread was “a wallet”.

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-someone-says-cabbage-pocket-you-think-of/586946/25 "2011-06-27T01:38:54Z")

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Like many others here, I’d never heard the term before, but assumed that it was some sort of food, probably Eastern European, consisting of meat or other filling stuffed into cabbage leaves and cooked.

So what _is_ it, anyway?

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-someone-says-cabbage-pocket-you-think-of/586946/26 "2011-06-27T02:10:26Z")

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Ukrainian Hot Pocket.

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-someone-says-cabbage-pocket-you-think-of/586946/27 "2011-06-27T02:33:29Z")

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> [@amanset](#):
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> This is possibly the first time I have seen those two words together.
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> Do I vote other?

I did. Food wasn’t the first thing to come to mind as to what a “cabbage pocket” might be. [These were](http://www3.telus.net/gizzypooh/bwwss/toys/cpk_minis.jpg).

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-someone-says-cabbage-pocket-you-think-of/586946/28 "2011-06-27T03:22:07Z")

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I voted other because I had to think and think before deciding it might be some sort of food item.

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**Author:** ![Declan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecae2f/32.png) [@Declan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Declan)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-someone-says-cabbage-pocket-you-think-of/586946/29 "2011-06-27T03:26:01Z")

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Mothers revenge

Declan

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-someone-says-cabbage-pocket-you-think-of/586946/30 "2011-06-27T06:23:13Z")

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I think of the solemn religious rite of the Discordians:

I, (complete Holy Name, with Mystical Titles, and degrees, designations, offices, etc.), Ordained Priest of the Paratheo-anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric, with the Authority invested at me by the High Priest of It, Office of the Polyfather, The House of the Rising Podge, POEE Head Temple; Do herewith Require of Ye:  
1) ARE YE A HUMAN BEING AND NOT A CABBAGE OR SOMETHING? The Initiate answers YES.  
2) THAT’S TOO BAD. DO YE WISH TO BETTER THYSELF? The Initiate answers YES.  
3) HOW STUPID. ARE YE WILLING TO BECOME PHILOSOPHICALLY ILLUMINIZED? He answers YES.  
4) VERY FUNNY. WILL YE DEDICATE YESELF TO THE HOLEY ERISIAN MOVEMENT? The Initiate answers PROBABLY.  
5) THEN SWEAR YE THE FOLLOWING AFTER ME:  
(The Priest here leads the Initiate in a recital of THE ERISIAN AFFIRMATION.) The Priest continues: THEN I DO HERE PROCLAIM YE POEE DISCIPLE (name), LEGIONNAIRE OF THE LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD. HAIL ERIS! HAIL HAIL! HAIL YES!

All present rejoice grandly. The new Brother opens a large jug of wine and offers it to all who are present.

The Ceremony generally degenerates.

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-someone-says-cabbage-pocket-you-think-of/586946/31 "2011-06-27T07:15:49Z")

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> [@wolfman](#):
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> When someone says Cabbage pocket you think of:

Christmas in Leutonia with the Schmenges, of course.

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-someone-says-cabbage-pocket-you-think-of/586946/32 "2011-06-27T08:39:10Z")

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Cabbage Pocket, to me, sounds like someone took two random words and jammed them together.

If it’s an actual thing, I have no idea what it is nor does the mind instantly leap to any particular image.

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-someone-says-cabbage-pocket-you-think-of/586946/33 "2011-06-27T09:25:33Z")

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When I hear Cabbage Pocket, I think Shoe Banana, or Windy Buttons. Because it’s like a Monty Python sketch.

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-someone-says-cabbage-pocket-you-think-of/586946/34 "2011-06-27T13:56:25Z")

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I assumed that “cabbage pocket” meant cabbage roll in the same sense that “pork popsicle” means souvlaki.

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-someone-says-cabbage-pocket-you-think-of/586946/35 "2011-06-27T14:01:16Z")

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My grandmother makes something similar, but we’ve always called them cabbage pies. It’s either cabbage or cabbage and hamburger encased inside a dough pastry and then baked. Both are fantastic.

On edit, my Grammer has Swedish roots, but she was born here in The States. In Kansas, matter of fact.

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-someone-says-cabbage-pocket-you-think-of/586946/36 "2011-06-27T14:09:31Z")

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I immediately thought of the Thai chain of restaurants Cabbages and Condoms.

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-someone-says-cabbage-pocket-you-think-of/586946/37 "2011-06-27T15:20:23Z")

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I’m a wordsmith and a cook, and I’ve never heard the term. I call them “cabbage rolls.”

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-someone-says-cabbage-pocket-you-think-of/586946/38 "2011-06-27T15:24:57Z")

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A Cabbage Patch kid accessory.

ETA: Damn, wish I’d thought of the birth canal thing like you, **Biggirl**!

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-someone-says-cabbage-pocket-you-think-of/586946/39 "2011-06-27T15:27:05Z")

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Google “cabbage pocket” and click images. You’ll see a variety of stuffed pastry-type concoctions, all pretty normal looking.

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-someone-says-cabbage-pocket-you-think-of/586946/40 "2011-06-27T16:25:29Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Ukrainian Hot Pocket.

Screw holubtsi, they are now known as Ukrainian Pizza Pops. Pizza Pops are much more ubiquitous in Canada than Hot Pockets.

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