# When the Big Day finally arrives for the United States, who will be the Dope's "Praeco Magnus?"

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**Created:** [September 21, 2026, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-big-day-finally-arrives-for-the-united-states-who-will-be-the-dopes-praeco-magnus/1033245 "2026-09-21T14:25:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-big-day-finally-arrives-for-the-united-states-who-will-be-the-dopes-praeco-magnus/1033245/43 "2026-09-23T02:00:54Z")

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While I appreciate the enthusiasm, I started the [Suffer in Hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217/53) thread for a reason, and that’s where you’ll find me (at least initially).

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