# When the moon hits your eye... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2001, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174 "2001-06-01T04:58:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/1 "2001-06-01T04:58:03Z")
…like a big pizza pie, that’s amore When an eel bites your knee, as you swim in the sea, That’s a moray… And this ray-gun it tries, to poke out your eyes, It’s a Moe-Ray… ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/2 "2001-06-01T05:03:21Z")
oooh. Ow. Bad **Dyno**. No doughnuts. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/3 "2001-06-01T05:06:06Z")
That’s ok. He can have the yucky one with the raisins in them that aren’t really doughnuts but the doughnut shop insists on calling them that. When the sun in the sky looks just like a bald guy, that’s my friend Ray Neurosurgeon he is, on his hair there is frizz, that’s my friend Ray! ---
**Author:** ![Ura-Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/51bf81/32.png) [@Ura-Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ura-Maru)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/4 "2001-06-01T05:45:54Z")
This just in. The moon narrowly missed hitting a man’s eye like a big pizza pie. Scientists have determined: “That’s Amore.” ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/5 "2001-06-01T05:50:58Z")
When a dick’s in your ass, and it leaves you aghast You are more gay… 😃 ::duck and runs:: ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/6 "2001-06-01T05:59:12Z")
When the garbage cans are emptied and the floors waxed and prettied, that’s uhm… Jorge. ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/7 "2001-06-01T06:13:51Z")
When the guy starts to snooze after far too much booze, that’s a poor lay. ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/8 "2001-06-01T06:18:52Z")
When your dad’s spent a billion on your first cotillion, That’s a soiree! ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/9 "2001-06-01T14:30:49Z")
If the vitamins you see are all K, D, and B… Try some more A… ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/10 "2001-06-01T14:40:06Z")
When your Dad sees your grades And his smile quickly fades, “You need more A’s” ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/11 "2001-06-01T14:51:45Z")
When you mistakenly grab the Nair, and shampoo your long hair- depilatory! ::runs:: ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/12 "2001-06-01T16:29:58Z")
When the diatonic scale is the thing that you’re stsrting to sing, Thats a _“doe rae”_ ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/13 "2001-06-01T16:45:35Z")
When Toronto makes a trade And gets some people who play Thats some more Jays… ---
**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/14 "2001-06-01T17:11:15Z")
When the guy on the screen Is short, ugly, and mean That’s Peter Lorre… (woo. sorry.) ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/15 "2001-06-01T17:15:10Z")
When the skillet you’re lickin’ For the last bit of _chicken Cacciatore_… And if you get a hot fit For graham crackers and choc’lit That’s S’mor-es [sub](skipped lunch today. bad move.)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/16 "2001-06-01T18:20:47Z")
When your student loan bill Every month makes you ill That’s Sallie Mae When you sip the red wine And it tastes oh-so-fine That’s cabernet ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/17 "2001-06-01T21:08:13Z")
When you hit your 800th post but you’re flamed into toast You need to get A-way WOO! 800! ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/18 "2001-06-01T21:11:50Z")
When the waiter gets waxed And the ex-wife is slashed Look for O.J… ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/19 "2001-06-01T22:36:26Z")
Words of Rocky the Squirrel Were synched in by this girl She’s June Foray! ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/20 "2001-06-01T22:38:16Z")
If King Kong has gone flat, Rent the flick “Vampire Bat” That’s some more Wray. When two patterns entwine In a way serpentine That’s a moire. A New Zealander man With a permanent tan That’s a Maori. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174.md?page=2)