# When the moon hits your eye... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2001, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174 "2001-06-01T04:58:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/21 "2001-06-02T00:20:18Z")
He tells jokes, he’s a ham, His last name’s Amsterdam. That’s-a Morey! When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie That’s glaucoma… ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/22 "2001-06-02T01:58:52Z")
She got screwed in the rain, And by Tom Cruise on a train … That’s DeMornay. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/23 "2001-06-02T02:20:05Z")
When your knee you do bash Pay the doc lots of cash That’s an X-ray. If he kisses your skin and you immediately sin That’s some foreplay! ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/24 "2001-06-02T02:56:25Z")
If they turn off spotlight During opening night That’s a poor play! …uh, I need to think of better gags. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/25 "2001-06-02T03:22:19Z")
You’d better to blink to get it out. (Ooh. Moon rays = shattered corneas.) You’d better throw a punch to the left, create another crater while you’re at it. You’d better lay off the acid, mmmkay? (Drugs’re bad, mmmkay?) ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Sang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ee7513/32.png) [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/26 "2001-06-02T04:50:53Z")
Canadian grass is too long Time to cut it long gone: “Need a mower, eh?” Le Sang [sub][sup]Ouch… sorry y’all[/sub][/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/27 "2001-06-02T15:15:38Z")
When you win and you win and you dress in striped pins That’s Joe Torre ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/28 "2001-06-02T21:44:00Z")
When your goalie avers That is name is Arturs, That’s an Irbe… When your soldiers you send Around the next bend, That’s a foray… ---
**Author:** ![demanton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@demanton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/demanton)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/29 "2001-06-02T22:26:25Z")
When the race is real close, but you lose by a nose, That’s Al Gore - A ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/30 "2001-06-02T23:24:52Z")
when you trip with the food it will slip off the plate to the floor, eh. ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/31 "2001-06-03T07:55:35Z")
When that demon you call Steals the souls from us all, That’s unholy… ---
**Author:** ![Daemon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Daemon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daemon)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/32 "2001-06-03T08:06:05Z")
In Toronto you find, A good looker who’s kind, That’s a whore, eh? ---
**Author:** ![wayward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a87d85/32.png) [@wayward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wayward)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/33 "2001-06-03T11:59:45Z")
When the rabbits you keep, Have just nowhere to sleep, Get some more hay… ---
**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/34 "2001-06-06T01:21:34Z")
When you’re having a good time, and the wine tastes real fine, that’s a Moet ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/35 "2001-06-06T03:45:59Z")
When you’re trying to fuck, But she’s dry and you’re stuck, Do more forplay… If the jizz hits her eye, And she’s starting to cry, That’s a [sub]bad[/sub] BJ… When your dicks stroking fast, And you’re ready to blast, That’s a splorg-ey… If you’re done with this one, Rollover and stick the next someone, That’s an orgy… If the girl that you’re with, Can deepthroat all of your stiff, That’s Amore! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/36 "2001-06-06T04:03:43Z")
Try this: [http://www.perspicuity.com/thatmoir.html](http://www.perspicuity.com/thatmoir.html) ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/37 "2001-06-06T13:04:59Z")
When Buzz needed a friend Woody lent him a hand That’s Toy Story. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/38 "2001-06-07T05:13:34Z")
Povich is his last name, Connie Chung is his dame, That’s-a Maury! from Usenet: Near a glacier you stand, You see rocks mixed with sand, That’s a moraine! ---
**Author:** ![RalfCoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@RalfCoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RalfCoder)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/39 "2001-06-07T19:57:38Z")
When the Fonz sticks out his thumb, And it’s not for a ride to bum, That’s-a more Aaaaaaaaaaaa! ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/40 "2001-06-08T03:41:28Z")
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