# When the moon hits your eye...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 1, 2001, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174 "2001-06-01T04:58:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/41 "2001-06-08T23:58:18Z")

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When the house gets too full  
of your relatives’ bull,  
find a doorway.

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**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/42 "2001-06-09T01:02:03Z")

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When your eyebrows are gone  
cause of dinner for one  
That’s a flambe!

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**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2001, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/43 "2001-06-12T07:43:19Z")

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When this thread comes back 'round  
To Dean Martin’s sound  
That’s Volare…

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**Author:** ![walor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@walor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/walor)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2001, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-moon-hits-your-eye/67174/44 "2001-06-12T10:40:53Z")

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When, ‘Brace yourself Sheila’ is what Brucie says  
That’s Aussie foreplay…

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