# When the Simpsons were great. . .

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 17, 2002, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-simpsons-were-great/143236 "2002-12-17T03:17:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![capybara](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/capybara/32/202_2.png) [@capybara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capybara)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-simpsons-were-great/143236/1 "2002-12-17T03:17:27Z")

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Ok, just so many episodes have really stunk in the last couple of years. . . and then tonight they showed the episode with the chili cook-off where Homer has the hallucinations and Johnny Cash cameos as the coyote. . . Yay! It made we remember why we all loved the Simpsons back in the day.  
I know a lot of people hate this episode, but. . .  
What other episodes were brilliant? Oohh! Duff Gardens!

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-simpsons-were-great/143236/2 "2002-12-17T03:21:07Z")

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My absolute FAVORITE episode was when prohibition came back to Springfield

Homer rolling on the lawn after the basement explodes - cracking up as I type this…

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-simpsons-were-great/143236/3 "2002-12-17T03:38:40Z")

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Two words: Mr. Plow.

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**Author:** ![sleestak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@sleestak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleestak)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-simpsons-were-great/143236/4 "2002-12-17T04:38:40Z")

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The Ayn Rand daycare episode.

Though I don’t think the Simpson have jumped the shark yet.

Slee

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**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-simpsons-were-great/143236/5 "2002-12-17T04:50:57Z")

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Frank Grimes, but not his son son.

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**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-simpsons-were-great/143236/6 "2002-12-17T05:27:26Z")

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The Australia episode.

The Monorail Episode.

The Shinning.

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**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-simpsons-were-great/143236/7 "2002-12-17T05:30:58Z")

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22 short films - _Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he’ll make you laugh, he’ll make you think…_

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**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-simpsons-were-great/143236/8 "2002-12-17T05:42:43Z")

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“Eat that, Space Coyote!”

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**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-simpsons-were-great/143236/9 "2002-12-17T05:49:11Z")

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The zombie episode where Homer mistakes Johnny and Edger Winter for zombies and runs them over.

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**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-simpsons-were-great/143236/10 "2002-12-17T06:12:44Z")

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Are you kidding? The Simpsons hasn’t been any good since 5 seconds into the second Tracy Ullman short. It’s been all downhill from there, I don’t even know why I bother to watch it every week anymore. Nowadays it has the Worst. CBG impressions. Ever.

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**Author:** ![epraz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/82dd89/32.png) [@epraz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epraz)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-simpsons-were-great/143236/11 "2002-12-17T06:26:27Z")

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Lemon of Troy

and

Homer Goes to College.

(HGtC was written by Conan, btw)

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**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-simpsons-were-great/143236/12 "2002-12-17T06:41:00Z")

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I enjoyed these episodes:

Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire  
Bart the Genius  
Homer’s Odyssey  
There’s No Disgrace Like Home  
Bart the General  
Moaning Lisa  
Call of the Simpsons  
The Telltale Head  
Life on the Fast Lane  
Homer’s Night Out  
The Crepes of Wrath  
Krusty Gets Busted  
Some Enchanted Evening  
Bart Gets an F  
Simpson and Delilah  
Treehouse of Horror  
Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish  
Dancin’ Homer  
Dead Putting Society  
Bart vs. Thanksgiving  
Bart the Daredevil  
Itchy & Scratchy & Marge  
Bart Gets Hit By A Car  
One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish  
The Way We Was  
Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment  
Principal Charming  
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?  
Bart’s Dog Gets an F  
Old Money  
Brush with Greatness  
Lisa’s Substitute  
The War of the Simpsons  
Three Men and a Comic Book  
Blood Feud  
Stark Raving Dad  
Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington  
When Flanders Failed  
Bart the Murderer  
Homer Defined  
Like Father, Like Clown  
Treehouse of Horror II  
Lisa’s Pony  
Saturdays of Thunder  
Flaming Moe’s  
Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk  
I Married Marge  
Radio Bart  
Lisa the Greek  
Homer Alone  
Bart the Lover  
Homer at the Bat  
Separate Vocations  
Dog of Death  
Colonel Homer  
Black Widower  
The Otto Show  
Bart’s Friend Falls in Love  
Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?  
Kamp Krusty  
A Streetcar Named Marge  
Homer the Heretic  
Lisa the Beauty Queen  
Treehouse of Horror III  
Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie  
Marge Gets a Job  
New Kid on the Block  
Mr. Plow  
Lisa’s First Word  
Homer’s Triple Bypass  
Marge vs. the Monorail  
Selma’s Choice  
Brother from the Same Planet  
I Love Lisa  
Duffless  
Last Exit to Springfield  
So It’s Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show  
The Front  
Whacking Day  
Marge in Chains  
Krusty Gets Kancelled  
Homer’s Barbershop Quartet  
Cape Feare  
Homer Goes to College  
Rosebud  
Treehouse of Horror IV  
Marge on the Lam  
Bart’s Inner Child  
Boy-Scoutz N the Hood  
The Last Temptation of Homer  
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)  
Homer the Vigilante  
Bart Gets Famous  
Homer and Apu  
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy  
Deep Space Homer  
Homer Loves Flanders  
Bart Gets an Elephant  
Burns’ Heir  
Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadassss Song  
The Boy Who Knew Too Much  
Lady Bouvier’s Lover  
Secrets of a Successful Marriage  
Bart of Darkness  
Lisa’s Rival  
Another Simpsons Clip Show  
Itchy & Scratchy Land  
Sideshow Bob Roberts  
Treehouse of Horror V  
Bart’s Girlfriend  
Lisa on Ice  
Homer: Bad Man  
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy  
Fear of Flying  
Homer the Great  
And Maggie Makes Three  
Bart’s Comet  
Homie the Clown  
Bart vs. Australia  
Homer vs. Patty and Selma  
A Star Is Burns  
Lisa’s Wedding  
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds  
The PTA Disbands  
‘Round Springfield  
The Springfield Connection  
Lemon of Troy  
Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)  
Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)  
Radioactive Man  
Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily  
Bart Sells His Soul  
Lisa the Vegetarian  
Treehouse of Horror VI  
King Size Homer  
Mother Simpson  
Sideshow Bob’s Last Gleaming  
The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular  
Marge Be Not Proud  
Team Homer  
Two Bad Neighbors  
Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield  
Bart the Fink  
Lisa the Iconoclast  
Homer the Smithers  
The Day the Violence Died  
A Fish Called Selma  
Bart on the Road  
22 Short Films About Springfield  
Raging Abe Simpson and his Grumbling Grandson in “The Curse of the Flying Hellfish”  
Much Apu About Nothing  
Homerpalooza  
Summer of 4 Ft. 2  
Treehouse of Horror VII  
You Only Move Twice  
The Homer They Fall  
Burns, Baby Burns  
Bart After Dark  
A Milhouse Divided  
Lisa’s Date with Density  
Hurricane Neddy  
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)  
The Springfield Files  
The Twisted World of Marge Simpson  
Mountain of Madness  
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(ANNOYED GRUNT)cious  
The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show  
Homer’s Phobia  
Brother from Another Series  
My Sister, My Sitter  
Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment  
Grade School Confidential  
The Canine Mutiny  
The Old Man and the Lisa  
In Marge We Trust  
Homer’s Enemy  
The Simpsons Spin-off Showcase  
The Secret War of Lisa Simpson  
The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson  
The Principal and The Pauper  
Lisa’s Sax  
Treehouse of Horror VIII  
The Cartridge Family  
Bart Star  
The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons  
Lisa the Skeptic  
Realty Bites  
Miracle on Evergreen Terrace  
All Singing, All Dancing  
Bart Carny  
The Joy of Sect  
Das Bus  
The Last Temptation of Krust  
Dumbbell Indemnity  
Lisa, the Simpson  
This Little Wiggy  
Simpson Tide  
The Trouble With Trillions  
Girly Edition  
Trash of the Titans  
King of the Hill  
Lost Our Lisa  
Natural Born Kissers  
Lard of the Dance  
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace  
Bart, the Mother  
Treehouse of Horror IX  
When You Dish Upon A Star  
D’oh-in’ in the Wind  
Lisa Gets an “A”  
Homer Simpson in: “Kidney Trouble”  
Mayored to the Mob  
Viva Ned Flanders  
Wild Barts Can’t Be Broken  
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday  
Homer to the Max  
I’m With Cupid  
Marge Simpson in: “Screaming Yellow Honkers”  
Make Room for Lisa  
Maximum Homerdrive  
Simpsons Bible Stories  
Mom and Pop Art  
The Old Man and The “C” Student  
Monty Can’t Buy Me Love  
They Saved Lisa’s Brain  
Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo  
Beyond Blunderdome  
Brother’s Little Helper  
Guess Who’s Coming to Criticize Dinner?  
Treehouse of Horror X  
E-I-E-I-(ANNOYED GRUNT)  
Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder  
Eight Misbehavin’  
Take My Wife, Sleaze  
Grift of the Magi  
Little Big Mom  
Faith Off  
The Mansion Family  
Saddlesore Galactica  
Alone Again, Natura-Diddly  
Missionary: Impossible  
Pygmoelian  
Bart to the Future  
Days of Wine and D’oh’ses  
Kill the Alligator and Run  
Last Tap Dance in Springfield  
It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge  
Behind the Laughter  
Treehouse of Horror XI  
A Tale of Two Springfields  
Insane Clown Poppy  
Lisa the Tree Hugger  
Homer vs. Dignity  
The Computer Wore Menace Shoes  
The Great Money Caper  
Skinner’s Sense of Snow  
HOMR  
Pokey Mom  
Worst Episode Ever  
Tennis the Menace  
Day of the Jackanapes  
New Kids on the Blecch  
Hungry Hungry Homer  
Bye Bye Nerdie  
Simpson Safari  
Trilogy of Error  
I’m Goin’ to Praiseland  
Children of a Lesser Clod  
Simpsons Tall Tales  
Treehouse of Horror XII  
The Parent Rap  
Homer the Moe  
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love  
The Blunder Years  
She of Little Faith  
Brawl in the Family  
Sweets and Sour Marge  
Jaws Wired Shut  
Half Decent Proposal  
The Bart Wants What It Wants  
The Lastest Gun in the West  
The Old Man & The Key  
Tales From The Public Domain  
Blame it on Lisa  
Weekend at Burnsie’s  
Gump Roast  
I Am Furious Yellow  
The Sweetest Apu  
Little Girl in the Big Ten  
The Frying Game  
Poppa’s Got a Brand New Badge

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**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-simpsons-were-great/143236/13 "2002-12-17T06:57:43Z")

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The third, fourth and fith seasons were near perfect.

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**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-simpsons-were-great/143236/14 "2002-12-17T08:21:31Z")

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She blinds everybody with her super high beams  
She’s a squirrel-squashin’, deer-smackin’ drivin’ machine  
Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!

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**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-simpsons-were-great/143236/15 "2002-12-17T09:05:43Z")

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In my opinion the sixth and eleventh season were the best overall. They both had many strong episodes. Of course… they also contain my two favorite episodes: “Homer Bad Man” (the sexual harrassment one) and “E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)” (The tomacco one). absolute genius.  
Doh! I was about to point out that **Ender** clearly agreed with me, as he had every episode from those seasons on his list. :rolleyes:

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In my opinion the sixth and eleventh season were the best overall. They both had many strong episodes. Of course… they also contain my two favorite episodes: “Homer Bad Man” (the sexual harrassment one) and “E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)” (The tomacco one). absolute genius.  
Doh! I was about to point out that **Ender** clearly agreed with me, as he had every episode from those seasons on his list. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-simpsons-were-great/143236/17 "2002-12-17T11:12:19Z")

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Oops. Sorry about the duplicate post.

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**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-simpsons-were-great/143236/18 "2002-12-17T12:18:38Z")

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My two favorites are:  
Marge Vs. The Monorail

“Homer, there’s a man here who thinks he can help!”  
“Batman?”  
“No, he’s a scientist”  
“Batman was a scientist”  
“It’s not Batman!”

and

You Only Move Twice

“Good God! The 59th street bridge just collapsed!”  
“Maybe it just collapsed on its own.”  
“We can’t take that chance.”  
“Ohh, you always say that, I want to take a chance!”

The show hasn’t been good since 1999. It’s only been truly awful and terrible the last two years though.

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**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-simpsons-were-great/143236/19 "2002-12-17T13:17:42Z")

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Hey another Best of the Simpson thread–

My favorite (this week) was the Treehouse of Horror episode when Homer went back in Time with his time traveling toaster.

The wannabe CBG’s could at least be funny about it. But I guess the character hits a little to close to home for some. :rolleyes:

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**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-the-simpsons-were-great/143236/20 "2002-12-17T17:54:36Z")

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In my opinion, the entire season 5 of the Simpsons was absolute BRILLIANCE. Seasons 4 and 6 are the runners up. Let me do a run down here:

Rosebud - “Smithers, have the rolling stones killed”

Homer Goes to College - “Hello Dean, you’re a stupidhead”

Marge on the Lam - the ENTIRE first act. Sing along - _sunshine lollipops and rainbows…_

Treehouse of Horror IV - superfunhappyslide!!!

Bart’s Inner Child - oh god, it’s been years since I’ve seen that episode…someone help me

Boy-Scoutz N The Hood - “duh…I’m the captain!”

The Last Temptation of Homer “is that a turkey behind the bed?”

$pringfield - “I’m Idaho!”

Homer the Vigilante - “Lisa, never \<I\>ever\</I\> stop in the middle of a hoedown!”

Homer and Apu - “Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart? Really? You?”

Bart Gets Famous - “My son’s a box!!!”

Lisa vs Malibu Stacy - eh, they all have their dud

Deep Space Homer - “I don’t get it. That was NON-alcoholic champagine!”

Homer Loves Flanders - Homer:this is Ned Flanders, my friend!  
Lenny: What’d he say?  
Carl: I dunno. Something about being gay.

Bart Gets An Elephant - “D’oh! A dear! A \<I\>female\</I\> dear!”

Burn’s Heir - this episode mentions my hometown. nuff said

Lisa’s Rival - the entire sugar subplot

Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baddasssss Song - “that sounded like a prayer! A prayer in school! Prayer has no place within these walls, just like education has no place within the church”

The Boy Who Knew Too Much - the entire Bart/Skinner chase

Secrets of a Successful Marriage - “wow homer you really \<I\>are\</i\> slow!”

ah, the great days. Of course, Last Exit to Springfield (aka Dental Plan) is still the greatest of them all

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