# When \*this\* celebrity dies, \*that\* song will be played endlessly

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**Created:** [February 12, 2012, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-this-celebrity-dies-that-song-will-be-played-endlessly/612616 "2012-02-12T18:34:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
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Like Whitney Houston and IIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU.

Bruce Springsteen–Born in the USA  
Paul McCartney–Yesterday

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**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-this-celebrity-dies-that-song-will-be-played-endlessly/612616/2 "2012-02-12T18:37:12Z")

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Bono - One

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**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-this-celebrity-dies-that-song-will-be-played-endlessly/612616/3 "2012-02-12T18:50:58Z")

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[Stevie Wonder - Superstition](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsy_p2nKA0E&feature=related)

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**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-this-celebrity-dies-that-song-will-be-played-endlessly/612616/4 "2012-02-12T18:53:26Z")

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For Wonder, I would go with “I Just Called to Say I Love You.”

Ringo Starr–Yellow Submarine (or maybe Drive My Car).

Tom Paxton should get “Rambling Boy,” but damn few people know he wrote this “Traditional Folk Song.”

Bob Dylan is a hard call–Either “Blowing in the Wind” or 'Like A Rolling Stone."

OTOH, every Rolling Stone will get “Satisfaction.”

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**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-this-celebrity-dies-that-song-will-be-played-endlessly/612616/5 "2012-02-12T18:56:15Z")

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Ringo didn’t sing on “Drive My Car”, so I don’t get the connection (other than the Beatles, of course.) I would guess that Ringo’s song, if not Yellow Submarine, will be 'With a Little Help from My Friends".

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**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-this-celebrity-dies-that-song-will-be-played-endlessly/612616/6 "2012-02-12T19:06:29Z")

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Ringo’s songs would probably be Photograph and It Don’t Come Easy.

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**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-this-celebrity-dies-that-song-will-be-played-endlessly/612616/7 "2012-02-12T19:08:46Z")

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I can’t really remember if anybody made much of it at the time but

Frank Sinatra (December 12, 1915 - May 14, 1998)

Had a hit with [That’s Life](http://www.metrolyrics.com/thats-life-lyrics-frank-sinatra.html#) and part of the lyrics go

> [@](#):
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> You’re riding high in April  
> Shot down in May

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**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-this-celebrity-dies-that-song-will-be-played-endlessly/612616/8 "2012-02-12T19:12:50Z")

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When either Simon or Garfunkel go, it’ll be either The Boxer or, more likely, Homeward Bound.

When Aretha goes, probably Respect.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-this-celebrity-dies-that-song-will-be-played-endlessly/612616/9 "2012-02-12T19:14:34Z")

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Garth Brooks: I got friends in low places.

Loudon Wainwright III: Dead Skunk By The Side Of The Road (odd choice, but it’s his best known song).

Arlo Guthire: Alice’s Restaurant or City of New Orleans

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**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-this-celebrity-dies-that-song-will-be-played-endlessly/612616/10 "2012-02-12T19:20:21Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> Loudon Wainwright III: Dead Skunk By The Side Of The Road (odd choice, but it’s his best known song).
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Nitpick: Dead Skunk in the MIDDLE of the Road. Sorry, it was the first single I ever bought!

Glenn Campbell: Rhinestone Cowboy.

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**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-this-celebrity-dies-that-song-will-be-played-endlessly/612616/11 "2012-02-12T19:23:07Z")

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Alan Alda: The theme to M_A_S\*H (Suicide is Painless).

And if anyone from the cast of M_A_S\*H commits suicide…

Robin Gibb: Staying Alive (snicker)

Betty White: Thank You For Being a Friend

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**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-this-celebrity-dies-that-song-will-be-played-endlessly/612616/12 "2012-02-12T19:23:48Z")

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Streisand - get ready for “People” a million times.  
Liza - here comes “Cabaret” with special emphasis on “…and when I go, I’m goin’ like Chelsea!”  
Elton - “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road” with copious references to goodby Elton.

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If that girl who sings that song “Friday” dies, they’ll probably play that song “Friday”.

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Ringo didn’t sing on “Drive My Car”, so I don’t get the connection (other than the Beatles, of course.) I would guess that Ringo’s song, if not Yellow Submarine, will be 'With a Little Help from My Friends".

> [@dalej42](#):
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> Ringo’s songs would probably be Photograph and It Don’t Come Easy.

“Photograph” would be appropriate, but “With a Little Help From My Friends” is more of a signature song.  
I’m trying to think of what Brian Wilson’s would be. Maybe “God Only Knows,” although Carl sang lead on that one.

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**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-this-celebrity-dies-that-song-will-be-played-endlessly/612616/15 "2012-02-12T19:33:14Z")

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Leonard Cohen: Hallelujah

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**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-this-celebrity-dies-that-song-will-be-played-endlessly/612616/16 "2012-02-12T19:39:00Z")

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> [@DMark](#):
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> Streisand - get ready for “People” a million times.  
> Liza - here comes “Cabaret” with special emphasis on “…and when I go, I’m goin’ like Chelsea!”  
> Elton - “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road” with copious references to goodby Elton.

Nitpick: “… going like Elsie”… who had two sordid rooms in Chelsea.

(Sorry!)

I wonder if Dolly Parton will also get I Will Always Love You, or if it will be something else.

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**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-this-celebrity-dies-that-song-will-be-played-endlessly/612616/17 "2012-02-12T19:41:47Z")

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Oh, please. Dolly will get 9 to 5.

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**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-this-celebrity-dies-that-song-will-be-played-endlessly/612616/18 "2012-02-12T19:48:10Z")

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> [@blilc](#):
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> Nitpick: “… going like Elsie”… who had two sordid rooms in Chelsea.  
> (Sorry!)

Don’t be sorry - I should know better. I have heard that song 1000’s of times…

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**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-this-celebrity-dies-that-song-will-be-played-endlessly/612616/19 "2012-02-12T19:50:35Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> Oh, please. Dolly will get 9 to 5.

Quite right.

Rick Astley: Never Gonna Give You Up

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_I Will Always Love You_ will likely also be played when Dolly Parton leaves this mortal plane, although _Coat of Many Colors_ will probably be played just as much.

Continuing with the country music folks:

_Coal Miner’s Daughter_ for Loretta Lynn  
_Go Rest High on that Mountain_ for Vince Gill (actually written in memory of the late Keith Whitley)  
_Ballad of Jed Clampett_ for Earl Scruggs

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