# When \*this\* celebrity dies, \*that\* song will be played endlessly

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**Created:** [February 12, 2012, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-this-celebrity-dies-that-song-will-be-played-endlessly/612616 "2012-02-12T18:34:43Z")\
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Some for the first generation of rockers:

Little Richard - “Tutti Frutti”

Jerry Lee Lewis - “Great Balls of Fire”

Fats Domino - “Blueberry Hill”

Chuck Berry - “Johnny B. Goode”\*

- Although I’d prefer the lesser-known “You Can’t Catch Me” because it has the line, “Gone like a cool breeze” which would be the most fitting headline for his obit.

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> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#):
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> “Well Respected Man”, and they’ll mention how he was, indeed, well respected.

He wasn’t a singer but that would have been perfect for Rodney Dangerfield.

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Don McLean: “Vincent”.

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> [@RealityChuck](#):
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> Pete Townsend: Won’t Get Fooled Again

Alternate choices: _My Generation_, _Song is Over_.

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**Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-this-celebrity-dies-that-song-will-be-played-endlessly/612616/45 "2012-02-13T00:13:05Z")

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> [@Argent\_Towers](#):
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> Don McLean: “Vincent”.

Not a chance - you know its gonna be “The Day the Music Died”.

Scary thing is, we’re getting to the point where this isn’t theoretical anymore…

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**Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-this-celebrity-dies-that-song-will-be-played-endlessly/612616/46 "2012-02-13T00:17:45Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> Oh, please. Dolly will get 9 to 5.

She **should** get I Will Always Love You but Coat of Many Colors is a good second choice for Dolly. On preview **missred** beat me to it.

John Fogerty - Centerfield

George Strait - hard to choose from so many signature songs, but The Cowboy Rides Away would be perfect

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> [@BrotherCadfael](#):
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> Not a chance - you know its gonna be “The Day the Music Died”.

That was a joke.

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**Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-this-celebrity-dies-that-song-will-be-played-endlessly/612616/48 "2012-02-13T00:37:41Z")

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> [@mkecane](#):
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> It should be “Immortality,” except no one knows it if they’re not a big fan.

Even less likely, but I’d prefer “Off He Goes”.

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**Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-this-celebrity-dies-that-song-will-be-played-endlessly/612616/49 "2012-02-13T00:41:07Z")

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Elton John will probably get"Candle in the Wind" specially rewritten for the occasion. We all know he has it stashed away somewhere.

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Another Mellencamp contender-_Small Town_

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what was Michael Jackson’s song?

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I don’t know if there was one song in particular that was played most after he died. I heard a wide variety, probably half and half Jackson 5 and solo.

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> No - my bet is “Bridge Over Troubled Water” for Art, “Sounds of Silence” for Paul.

Second.

Sarah McLaughlin - Angel

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**Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-this-celebrity-dies-that-song-will-be-played-endlessly/612616/54 "2012-02-13T06:31:37Z")

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> [@koeeoaddi](#):
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> … when Mr. Taylor goes, we’ll all be singing goodnight to _Sweet Baby James_.

I’m thinking it will be “Fire and Rain”

> [@NDP](#):
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> Jerry Lee Lewis - “Great Balls of Fire”

Wait, he’s still alive? :eek:

I’ll add two picks.  
Rod Stewart - “Maggie May”  
Deniece Williams - “Let’s Hear it for the Boy”

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Alice Cooper (perish the thought!) would be sent off to “School’s Out,” even though it should be “I Love the Dead.” David Bowie gets “Space Oddity.”

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Tom Petty Free Falling  
Madonna Like a Virgin or Material Girl

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Vanilla Ice - _Play That Funky Music_

…What?

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I’m trying to imagine what they would play if Simon Le Bon died, but nothing springs to mind.

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A friend of mine joked “Thank God [Stock, Aitken & Waterman](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stock_Aitken_Waterman) didn’t die.”

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> [@Ximenean](#):
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> I’m trying to imagine what they would play if Simon Le Bon died, but nothing springs to mind.

Probably “The Chauffer” or “El Diablo” 😉

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