# When was the last time you got a side stitch

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**Created:** [October 23, 2026, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-was-the-last-time-you-got-a-side-stitch/1034109 "2026-10-23T22:09:58Z")\
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When I was a kid I got them every now and again. And I knew other kids did too. I was sometimes a topic of conversation. I can’t remember the last time I heard about one. Do kids still get them?

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**Post date:** [October 23, 2026, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-was-the-last-time-you-got-a-side-stitch/1034109/2 "2026-10-23T22:21:20Z")

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I, too, got them with some frequency as a kid. The only time I can remember having them as an adult is when I took up running for a few years, and had it happen a few times.

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**Post date:** [October 23, 2026, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-was-the-last-time-you-got-a-side-stitch/1034109/3 "2026-10-23T22:33:37Z")

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I used to get them in high school gym class, when I tried to run around the track the requisite number of times. I had to slow to a walk, which got me in trouble with the coach, but I couldn’t help it.

I haven’t had one since those days in the early 1970s. I wonder why I got them when I was young, and theoretically in better shape, and not now when I’m old and decrepit.

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**Post date:** [October 23, 2026, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-was-the-last-time-you-got-a-side-stitch/1034109/4 "2026-10-23T22:45:22Z")

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My recollection is as yours: Got them as a kid, don’t remember the last time I got one.

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**Post date:** [October 23, 2026, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-was-the-last-time-you-got-a-side-stitch/1034109/5 "2026-10-23T23:18:38Z")

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I’ve had one within the last year. Weeks, if you’re not limited to the side location; I get them on my upper ribcage.

Many years ago I had pleurisy, and it felt just like a stitch, but in an area roughly seven inches around, and it lasted for several weeks. Man, that was miserable.

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**Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-was-the-last-time-you-got-a-side-stitch/1034109/6 "2026-10-24T03:51:55Z")

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I don’t think I got one after I reached puberty. I’ve been a runner for almost 50 years and haven’t had a single one.

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**Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-was-the-last-time-you-got-a-side-stitch/1034109/7 "2026-10-24T04:08:01Z")

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> [@teelabrown](#):
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> I used to get them in high school gym class, when I tried to run around the track the requisite number of times.

This is also my answer.

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**Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-was-the-last-time-you-got-a-side-stitch/1034109/8 "2026-10-24T06:44:04Z")

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I get one once or twice a year, for no apparent reason. Hurts like hell but resolves itself in about 30 seconds.

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**Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-was-the-last-time-you-got-a-side-stitch/1034109/9 "2026-10-24T07:16:17Z")

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> [@teelabrown](#):
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> I used to get them in high school gym class, when I tried to run around the track the requisite number of times. I had to slow to a walk, which got me in trouble with the coach, but I couldn’t help it.

Same for me. They occurred when we had to run in gym class in middle school. I just put it down to having gym right after lunch, but in any case, running around the track meant side stitches. I slowed down too, and got yelled at for it, but I didn’t care. Getting yelled at by the coach was pain_less_. Those side stitches were pain_ful_.

Haven’t had them since I don’t know when, but then, I don’t do much if any running nowadays.
