# When will Donald Trump publish his first Tarzan novel?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 20, 2017, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-donald-trump-publish-his-first-tarzan-novel/782632 "2017-03-20T18:13:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-donald-trump-publish-his-first-tarzan-novel/782632/21 "2017-04-03T18:56:37Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Trump even looks like [Goofus](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/42/Goofus_and_Gallant_-_October_1980.jpg)

Off topic: What kind of parent names their kid “Goofus”? No wonder the kid has issues.

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**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-donald-trump-publish-his-first-tarzan-novel/782632/22 "2017-04-04T14:40:36Z")

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> [@buddha\_david](#):
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> Off topic: What kind of parent names their kid “Goofus”? No wonder the kid has issues.

Goofus Sr. is just perpetuating the cycle of abuse he experienced as an unfortunately named child.

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