# When will my hazing begin? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 13, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-my-hazing-begin/415482 "2007-08-13T21:16:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-my-hazing-begin/415482/21 "2007-08-14T01:04:26Z")
[QUOTE=kralik] I’m new too… if I promise to bring the tarter sauce, and a Lemon Meringue pie, will you NOT send the goat my direction?? 🙂 [/QUOTE] Bring the pie…but no promises about the goat. He has an agenda all his own. ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-my-hazing-begin/415482/22 "2007-08-14T01:35:53Z")
Chopper sic balls. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-my-hazing-begin/415482/23 "2007-08-14T01:46:58Z")
You know, I don’t think you should get a hazin’. Only because you asked for it. Your hazing is going to be the lack of a hazing… _sics the disgruntled badgers after him/her_ ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-my-hazing-begin/415482/24 "2007-08-14T02:18:11Z")
[QUOTE=kralik] I’m new too… if I promise to bring the tarter sauce, and a Lemon Meringue pie, will you NOT send the goat my direction?? 🙂 [/QUOTE] No, we’ll just fire the giant kraken at you with the goat trebuchet. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-my-hazing-begin/415482/25 "2007-08-14T02:22:49Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] You know, I don’t think you should get a hazin’. Only because you asked for it. Your hazing is going to be the lack of a hazing… _sics the disgruntled badgers after him/her_ [/QUOTE] > [@](#): > > Masochist: Beat me! Beat me! Please beat me! > Sadist: No. Is this why the board is so slow? Because we’re spending money that should go to system maintenance and hamster feed on [DEL]mutilating[/DEL]inducting n00bs who haven’t even ponied up yet? Not to mention the cleanup costs! Why, in my day we grumble grumble grumble — and we **liked** it! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-my-hazing-begin/415482/26 "2007-08-14T02:25:22Z")
[QUOTE=OttoDaFe] Why, in my day we grumble grumble grumble — and we **liked** it! [/QUOTE] :eek: You had **days**? All we had were minutes, and we had to gouge them out of stopped clocks. [sub]Kids these days…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-my-hazing-begin/415482/27 "2007-08-14T02:27:12Z")
[QUOTE=LurkMeister] Mmmmmmmm…Fish Sticks… _starts rummaging through the fridge for tartar sauce_ [/QUOTE] Nuh Uh. Ketchup! Yeah, I’m five. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-my-hazing-begin/415482/28 "2007-08-14T02:43:48Z")
:: looks around at thread :: Excellent. My work is done here. :: returns to New Evil Overlord Control Room Of Evil :: :: activates SEP field :: Wait 'til **Hal** discovers what I installed in the old Evil Overlord Control Room of Evil! (Welcome, **kralik** and **Frozen Fish Sticks**!) ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-my-hazing-begin/415482/29 "2007-08-14T03:50:57Z")
[QUOTE=Nutty Bunny] Nuh Uh. Ketchup! Yeah, I’m five. [/QUOTE] Ketchup? On Fish Sticks? Barbarian. ---
**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-my-hazing-begin/415482/30 "2007-08-14T07:47:11Z")
**Frozen Fish Sticks** , don’t be fooled by their playfulness and jokes! Things aren’t as they seem! They’re just going to brainwash you and turn you into yet another zombie minion. Get out while you still can! It’s too late for me! Run! Ruuuuuuuuunnnnn!!! Unhand me, vile Doperminion! Noooooo!! You’ll never take me ali- _gets cracked over head with frozen trout_ _dragged away_ _returns, hours later, lobotomy scar on forehead_ _drools_ _smiles eerily_ Me loves Straight Dope. I can has cheezburger? ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-my-hazing-begin/415482/31 "2007-08-14T08:20:37Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] You know, I don’t think you should get a hazin’. [/QUOTE] Nor do I. You should get 14 k of g in an f p d. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-my-hazing-begin/415482/32 "2007-08-14T08:27:50Z")
There really isn’t any hazing. However, I suggest that newbs refrain from starting new threads in the PIT unless they really like verbal abuse. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-my-hazing-begin/415482/33 "2007-08-14T10:45:52Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug] Nor do I. You should get 14 k of g in an f p d. [/QUOTE] You’re really got it in for the squiddies, don’t you? Why would you wish that on anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-my-hazing-begin/415482/34 "2007-08-14T14:05:45Z")
[QUOTE=LurkMeister] Ketchup? On Fish Sticks? Barbarian. [/QUOTE] Blame my mother. That always works. ---
**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-my-hazing-begin/415482/35 "2007-08-14T14:41:56Z")
welcome …uh…I don’t say much. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-my-hazing-begin/415482/36 "2007-08-14T14:46:28Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] … RoboGoat MarkVIII … Aaaand, fetch. **:Clank: :Clank: :Clank: :Clank: :Clank: :Clank:** [/QUOTE] **:Clank: :Clank: :Clank: :Clank: :Clank: :Clank:** Awww, man, it came back empty. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-my-hazing-begin/415482/37 "2007-08-14T14:55:31Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Why would you wish [14 k of g in an f p d] on anyone? [/QUOTE] We gotta get rid of it _somehow._ I suppose we could call back the squcks, altho the squid would fight like hell to keep their niche in the ecosystem. ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-my-hazing-begin/415482/38 "2007-08-14T15:09:40Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] … PowerFelch [/QUOTE] BAND NAME! ---
**Author:** ![Frozen\_Fish\_Sticks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@Frozen\_Fish\_Sticks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frozen_Fish_Sticks)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-my-hazing-begin/415482/39 "2007-08-14T15:40:28Z")
Thanks for the warm (cold?!) welcomes… I think. Maybe it wasn’t the wisest decision to draw attention to myself, but I get the feeling that once I start fitting in, you are a fun bunch of people! Gangster Octopus, it is funny you should mention the Simpsons because I was trying to do a Dr. Nick in my original post. Also, ponder this: Why does everyone assume my screen name is Frozen “Fish Sticks” and not “Frozen Fish” Sticks? ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-my-hazing-begin/415482/40 "2007-08-14T18:42:00Z")
[QUOTE=GrizzRich] BAND NAME! [/QUOTE] Band name, [Doper name](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6027664&postcount=9), we’ll find a use for it eventually… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-my-hazing-begin/415482.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-my-hazing-begin/415482.md?page=3)