# When will people get off Lance Armstrong's back already?

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**Created:** [January 16, 2013, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-people-get-off-lance-armstrongs-back-already/647347 "2013-01-16T02:24:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-people-get-off-lance-armstrongs-back-already/647347/1 "2013-01-16T02:24:07Z")

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News broke a few days ago that Armstrong was on the verge of announcing that he’s been lying, that he did take PEDs, did ruin the lives of those who’d accused him of doping, did use his position of cancer-survivor to sanctimoniously claim the high ground in the discussion, etc. and my question is WHEN will people stop blaming him for all the evil in the universe and just drop the subject already, and let the guy go back to living a normal life, which is all he wants at this point? This is yesterday’s news now, finish patting yourself on the back --YES, you were right and Lance was wrong–and move on with your friggin life already, okay? Jeez.

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**Author:** ![DataX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@DataX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DataX)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-people-get-off-lance-armstrongs-back-already/647347/2 "2013-01-16T02:31:59Z")

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Maybe after he apologizes to all those people he and his team basically slandered.

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**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-people-get-off-lance-armstrongs-back-already/647347/3 "2013-01-16T02:44:48Z")

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The normal life of a millionaire that he got from cheating and defrauding people over many years? how about no, when his normal life means him doing a menial job to pay the crushing debt he is under after being sued into oblivion we might consider easing up on him.

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**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-people-get-off-lance-armstrongs-back-already/647347/4 "2013-01-16T03:08:47Z")

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> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#):
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> WHEN will people stop blaming him for all the evil in the universe and just drop the subject already

Do you have an example of people blaming Lance for “all the evil in the universe”, or even any particular evil that isn’t related to cycling or drug use.

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> and let the guy go back to living a normal life, which is all he wants at this point?

Does he think he’ll find it on the Oprah Show?

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-people-get-off-lance-armstrongs-back-already/647347/5 "2013-01-16T03:09:40Z")

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As long as Lance keeps his lying, smug, cheating, egotistical, slandering, hate filled, reputation destroying, ugly mug in front of cameras, trying to rehab his reputation built on bullshit, and make money off of his brand, he deserves every single drop, every single iota, every single atom, of hate and distrust sent his way.

If you want us to be quiet about him, tell him to shut the fuck up, go the fuck away, and stop peddling his crap on television, in print , or on Oprah.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-people-get-off-lance-armstrongs-back-already/647347/6 "2013-01-16T03:18:58Z")

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Lance knowingly and falsely sued people for libel because they accused him of doping. When he didn’t sue, he purposely tried to destroy their lives.

So, fuck him.

[http://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/news/uk\_news/People/article1182153.ece](http://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/news/uk_news/People/article1182153.ece)

> **[Armstrong Teammate: Lance 'Ruined People's Lives' If They Accused Him Of Doping](https://www.businessinsider.com/armstrong-teammate-lance-ruined-peoples-lives-if-they-accused-him-of-doping-2013-1)**

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**Author:** ![RaftPeople](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@RaftPeople](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaftPeople)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-people-get-off-lance-armstrongs-back-already/647347/7 "2013-01-16T03:21:36Z")

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The guy constantly tailgates, he leaves the toilet seat up and he always drinks from the milk container.

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-people-get-off-lance-armstrongs-back-already/647347/8 "2013-01-16T03:26:43Z")

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You know, I think it’s pretty much human nature to come out swinging when you feel cornered. Doesn’t make it right, but it is understandable. However, that only covers the initial incident of him having been accused. Once you’ve tried to wrongfully deny your involvement of cheating, you don’t then go on to subsequently cheat some more, all the while loudly proclaiming your innocence to the world. He hurt his competitors, the game, his loved one and the charitable foundation he founded. Plus, all that harmful litigation.

Yeah, I agree. Fuck him.

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**Author:** ![Hippy\_Hollow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hippy_hollow/32/4841_2.png) [@Hippy\_Hollow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hippy_Hollow)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-people-get-off-lance-armstrongs-back-already/647347/9 "2013-01-16T03:32:39Z")

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Yeah, I started a thread ages ago sort of defending Lance, but he was an absolute prick to people who knew about the doping. Threats, litigation, and basically making their lives a living hell. Not a nice guy. He beat cancer and gave people a lot of hope - that’s great. But it doesn’t excuse how he treated other people.

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**Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-people-get-off-lance-armstrongs-back-already/647347/10 "2013-01-16T03:49:18Z")

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> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#):
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> my question is WHEN will people stop blaming him for all the evil in the universe and just drop the subject already

I think it’ll be between “about three days after he decides to admit he cheated” and “never.” Somewhere in the middle, I guess.

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> let the guy go back to living a normal life, which is all he wants at this point?

What part of confessing your sins on _Oprah_ says “I want to live a normal life?” He wants to rehabilitate his reputation, get back into competitive sports, and maybe protect the charity he’s damaged. The bottom line is this: he became extremely wealthy and successful via flagrant cheating, he slandered and intimidated and sued everyone who dared defy him or breathe an unkind word about him, he used a cancer charity as a shield from bad publicity, and he only fessed up after the authorities published ironclad and comprehensive proof that he was a huge cheat - and even then only when there was something in it for him. It does take more than a couple of days for people to get over a guy being an enormous shithead for something like 13 years. If the Armstrong-bashing is bothering you, you could turn off the TV. All things considered, he deserves what he’s getting. These are the consequences of his own cheating and lying and how long it went on. He’s lucky he’ll only be sued and probably can’t be charged with perjury.

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**Author:** ![Shearer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/57b2e6/32.png) [@Shearer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shearer)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-people-get-off-lance-armstrongs-back-already/647347/11 "2013-01-16T04:09:37Z")

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Why should I? the man is scum. If you want a normal life, behave like a normal human being.

As Nicole Cooke said yesterday.

"when Lance Armstrong ‘cries’ on Oprah later this week and she passes him the tissue, spare a thought for all those genuine people who walked away with no rewards - just shattered dreams,” she added. “Each one of them is worth a thousand Lances.”

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-people-get-off-lance-armstrongs-back-already/647347/12 "2013-01-16T04:11:56Z")

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He lied for thirteen years. He can apologize for thirteen years.

Actually make it fifteen. I also want him to apologize for the two years he was having sex with Sheryl Crow and I wasn’t.

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**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-people-get-off-lance-armstrongs-back-already/647347/13 "2013-01-16T04:29:51Z")

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I’m not sure we’ve even seen the apex of Lance-hatred yet. He played the country for suckers for more then a decade, and people hate being shown to be suckers. Once there’s actually footage of him admitting to the fact, I think its going to sink in to the national conciousness in a way it hasn’t, and at least for a few months, Lance is going to hit a level of infamy shared with, say, Bernard Madoff.

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**Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-people-get-off-lance-armstrongs-back-already/647347/14 "2013-01-16T05:12:38Z")

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He hurt a lot of people.

And he used his fame for financial gain, while screwing those that told the truth. He also is talking now so he can get people off his back. Every move he has made has been one to benefit himself, and himself alone. He’s a selfish, lying prick who put himself up on a pedestal for people to worship, all wearing his “LIveStrong!” bracelets and other items while they bowed at his feet. He loved every minute of it.

As he sows, so shall he reap!

So, yeah… Fuck him.

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**Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-people-get-off-lance-armstrongs-back-already/647347/15 "2013-01-16T05:16:38Z")

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> [@Shearer](#):
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> Why should I? the man is scum. If you want a normal life, behave like a normal human being.
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> As Nicole Cooke said yesterday.
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> "when Lance Armstrong ‘cries’ on Oprah later this week and she passes him the tissue, spare a thought for all those genuine people who walked away with no rewards - just shattered dreams,” she added. “Each one of them is worth a thousand Lances.”

Oh, and while we are at it, fuck Oprah too, the egomaniacal headline chasing whore who will do anything for a buck. Don’t put him on your show where he will garner pity by your viewers. Let him get “lanced” on 60 Minutes, like a big boy.

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-people-get-off-lance-armstrongs-back-already/647347/16 "2013-01-16T09:31:25Z")

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> [@Shearer](#):
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> Why should I? the man is scum. If you want a normal life, behave like a normal human being.
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> As Nicole Cooke said yesterday.
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> "when Lance Armstrong ‘cries’ on Oprah later this week and she passes him the tissue, spare a thought for all those genuine people who walked away with no rewards - just shattered dreams,” she added. “Each one of them is worth a thousand Lances.”

Yup. Graeme Obree, Christophe Bassons, Nicolas Aubier, Gilles Delion…

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-people-get-off-lance-armstrongs-back-already/647347/17 "2013-01-16T11:42:30Z")

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At least, thanks to his lengthy, cynical program of illicit doping, he has built up sufficient stamina to cope with all those people on his back.

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**Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-people-get-off-lance-armstrongs-back-already/647347/18 "2013-01-16T12:25:30Z")

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He wants to “go back to a normal life”?

If he’s owning up to his cheating, then let him slink off defeated, _head bowed_. Like someone said above, let him get skewered by a prickish interviewer in a news show; let him make his confession at an unmoderated news conference where hostile reporters will be obnoxious to him, members of the public will heckle and kids will ask “say it ain’t so”.

Showing up on Oprah’s show is church-shopping for an easy absolution on the way to a quick rehabilitation and reinstatement.

As it is, stripped of awards or not… who can recite off the top of their head who the heck are now the “official” Tour winners for 99-05? He already has a share of celebrity and fortune to keep.

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**Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-people-get-off-lance-armstrongs-back-already/647347/19 "2013-01-16T12:36:47Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> As it is, stripped of awards or not… who can recite off the top of their head who the heck are now the “official” Tour winners for 99-05? He already has a share of celebrity and fortune to keep.

I can.

1999: Vacated  
2000: Vacated  
2001: Vacated  
2002: Vacated  
2003: Vacated  
2004: Vacated  
2005: Magic Johnson.

OK, OK - 2005 is Vacated too.

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**Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-people-get-off-lance-armstrongs-back-already/647347/20 "2013-01-16T12:36:47Z")

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> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#):
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> News broke a few days ago that Armstrong was on the verge of announcing that … did ruin the lives of those who’d accused him of doping…

I don’t expect that he will admit that part, and I certainly don’t expect that he will make any effort toward amends to these people. Take a look at [this column](http://sports.yahoo.com/news/questions-oprah-should-ask-lance-armstrong-230849439.html) if you have forgotten some of the reprehensible things he did defending his “honor”.

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