# When will you get laid next? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 9, 2001, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-you-get-laid-next/75633 "2001-08-09T17:56:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-you-get-laid-next/75633/1 "2001-08-09T17:56:35Z")
The reason I ask is because I finally know the answer to that question: **Anniz** bought her plane ticket today and will be returning to the U.S. on 1 September, so my answer is: “In 23 days.” 😃 How about you? Tonight? This weekend? Never? ---
**Author:** ![TheRob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@TheRob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheRob)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-you-get-laid-next/75633/2 "2001-08-09T18:16:04Z")
Yeah tonight, in my girlfriends room as we watch “The Mexican” ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-you-get-laid-next/75633/3 "2001-08-09T18:19:49Z")
Whenever I want. Actually, it’ll prob’ly be this evening, about a minute-and-a-half after Mrs. Tygr reads [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1498315#post1498315). 😃 ---
**Author:** ![FallenAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@FallenAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallenAngel)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-you-get-laid-next/75633/4 "2001-08-09T18:29:04Z")
My target time is 7:35 p.m. (local time) I’ll post tomorrow as to how close I guessed it. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-you-get-laid-next/75633/5 "2001-08-09T18:29:20Z")
If tomorrow’s first date with Miss Law Student goes well, then tomorrow. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-you-get-laid-next/75633/6 "2001-08-09T18:32:57Z")
Considering my luck with the opporiste sex, it’ll be when littlemen with reddish skin and barbed tails toss snowballs back and forth across their formerly firey cave, while on the surface bovines sprout appendages that result in their being propelled airborne. Might as well cut it off and sell it to someone who can put it to better use. ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-you-get-laid-next/75633/7 "2001-08-09T18:33:30Z")
Tonight at 10:00 CST. It’s about damn time too. It’s been two whole days and I’m gettin’ antsy! ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-you-get-laid-next/75633/8 "2001-08-09T18:36:02Z")
> [@](#): > > If tomorrow’s first date with Miss Law Student goes well, then tomorrow. Carpe defutationem, man! Glad you are on the mend. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-you-get-laid-next/75633/9 "2001-08-09T18:37:34Z")
(checks watch) (whistles happily) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-you-get-laid-next/75633/10 "2001-08-09T18:39:53Z")
Soon, I hope. Robin ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-you-get-laid-next/75633/11 "2001-08-09T18:43:20Z")
I’ve got a tentative shag start time of 11:15 pm this evening, barring any unfortunate circumstances (it’s close to that time of the month). I’m so manly. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-you-get-laid-next/75633/12 "2001-08-09T18:49:57Z")
Well, historically speaking, it should be about a year. ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-you-get-laid-next/75633/13 "2001-08-09T18:56:17Z")
I have no idea. No SO, no FB. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-you-get-laid-next/75633/14 "2001-08-09T19:04:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by porcupine \* > \*\*I have no idea. No SO, no FB. ☹ \*\* Uh, forgive my ignorance, but FB = fuck buddy? Just wondering. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-you-get-laid-next/75633/15 "2001-08-09T19:10:16Z")
Well, since I’m no longer looking, and no one is any longer looking for me, I’d say “never” is a pretty good guess. ---
**Author:** ![kremit334](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@kremit334](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kremit334)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-you-get-laid-next/75633/16 "2001-08-09T19:16:19Z")
Well I will (hopefully) sometime if a certain someone will ever decided that he wants a commited relationship WITH ME! There is no one else I would like to share that with. The Deal is no commitment no sex (we live together) … Something tells me that I am going to be waiting for a really really really long time maybe never. Oh well kudos to all who have someone 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![camanda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camanda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/camanda)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-you-get-laid-next/75633/17 "2001-08-09T19:17:04Z")
Well my boyfriend is thousands of miles away. And I can’t say when he will be home. But you never know, maybe I will get some somewhere else 😕 ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-you-get-laid-next/75633/18 "2001-08-09T19:25:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by woodstockbirdybird \* > Uh, forgive my ignorance, but FB = fuck buddy? Just wondering. \*\* Yep, you got it. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-you-get-laid-next/75633/19 "2001-08-09T19:56:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\*Well, since I’m no longer looking, and no one is any longer looking for me, I’d say “never” is a pretty good guess. \*\* Criminy, Eve. You’ve got my e-mail. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-you-get-laid-next/75633/20 "2001-08-09T20:01:51Z")
I’m assuming it will be in this lifetime, so the cynical reality of my situation hasn’t really sunk in yet. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-you-get-laid-next/75633.md?page=2)