# When you kill a prostitute after having sex with her...

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 31, 2002, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-you-kill-a-prostitute-after-having-sex-with-her/134737 "2002-10-31T19:34:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2002, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-you-kill-a-prostitute-after-having-sex-with-her/134737/21 "2002-11-01T05:06:03Z")

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> “I’m for freedom of speech but … Grand Theft Auto is heinous,” Washington Post columnist Mike Wilbon said on ESPN’s live commentary show, Pardon The Interruption. “The people who put it together should be stoned in the street.” \*\*

Hey Mike…

GO BACK TO RUSSIA!

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**Author:** ![j\_kat\_251](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@j\_kat\_251](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_kat_251)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2002, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-you-kill-a-prostitute-after-having-sex-with-her/134737/22 "2002-11-01T05:13:51Z")

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You mean the Middle East/Africa.

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2002, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-you-kill-a-prostitute-after-having-sex-with-her/134737/23 "2002-11-01T05:23:48Z")

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I’m old and don’t remember too clearly but with prostitutes didn’t we used to kill’em and eat’em? Or was it the other way around?

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**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2002, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-you-kill-a-prostitute-after-having-sex-with-her/134737/24 "2002-11-01T05:33:34Z")

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My ol’ Gramma used to drop em straight into boiling water. With a pinch of salt. They screamed a bit but it was the most humane way of killing em. They go well with a good claret. Mmmmm whore-au-vin.

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**Author:** ![BrenaMarie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a587f6/32.png) [@BrenaMarie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrenaMarie)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2002, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-you-kill-a-prostitute-after-having-sex-with-her/134737/25 "2002-11-01T05:42:02Z")

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Originally posted by lieu  
“I’m for freedom of speech but … Grand Theft Auto is heinous,” Washington Post columnist Mike Wilbon said on ESPN’s live commentary show, Pardon The Interruption. “The people who put it together should be stoned in the street.”

Honestly I just think the guy is jealous because he didn’t have the idea first. So he wants to kill them cause they’re making all the phatty cash.

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**Author:** ![indyz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@indyz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/indyz)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2002, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-you-kill-a-prostitute-after-having-sex-with-her/134737/26 "2002-11-01T05:50:08Z")

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What they fail to mention is that the new Grand Theft Auto game (Vice City) can be beaten without committing a single crime.

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**Author:** ![j\_kat\_251](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@j\_kat\_251](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_kat_251)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2002, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-you-kill-a-prostitute-after-having-sex-with-her/134737/27 "2002-11-01T06:22:20Z")

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Also, Gran Turismo 3 can be beaten without using the accelator or brake!

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**Author:** ![Intaglio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71e660/32.png) [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2002, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-you-kill-a-prostitute-after-having-sex-with-her/134737/28 "2002-11-01T18:57:48Z")

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How bout, Have Sex with the Prostitute, Kill her, then have Sex with her again. Live action, Homicide and Necrophilia, more Bang for your Buck.

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**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2002, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-you-kill-a-prostitute-after-having-sex-with-her/134737/29 "2002-11-01T21:18:37Z")

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Hey!

One of my sisters is doing a bit of ho’in (sp?) these days. Now, we (her family) aren’t thrilled with this, but I’d be MOST upset if you killed her before you had sex with her.

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**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2002, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-you-kill-a-prostitute-after-having-sex-with-her/134737/30 "2002-11-01T21:30:13Z")

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I got a great idea! It’ll make everyone happy!

How about a hyperrealistic, hyperviolent video game, in which the object is to track down people who make violent video games and stone them to death in the streets? Wouldn’t that ROCK?

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**Author:** ![Rug\_Burn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a87d85/32.png) [@Rug\_Burn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rug_Burn)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2002, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-you-kill-a-prostitute-after-having-sex-with-her/134737/31 "2002-11-01T21:37:06Z")

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Well **aenea** , if she can at least keep her mouth shut, I guess I can follow the **Intaglio** plan. Besides, I’m all about more bang for the buck.

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**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2002, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-you-kill-a-prostitute-after-having-sex-with-her/134737/32 "2002-11-01T21:46:46Z")

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😃

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**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2002, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-you-kill-a-prostitute-after-having-sex-with-her/134737/33 "2002-11-01T21:59:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BlackKnight \*  
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> There’s a Bloodhound Gang song called “A Lapdance is So Much Better When The Stripper is Crying”. That might be what you’re thinking of. \*\*

Yep, that’s the one. Thanks.

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