When you were a child, was it your dream to grow up, own an egg company and someday rip off all of your consumers?

They are getting pretty fowl. Normally, I can’t post during the week, but I’m all cooped up this morning, “working” from home, tending to my wife w/COVID. But, I try to look on at life sunny-side up: I have off this Fry-day, so I can come back to the SDMB again for funsies.

Tripler
Now I have to hatch a plan to get into the office today without being whisked away by side questions.