# When your balls get stuck to the porch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-your-balls-get-stuck-to-the-porch/140017>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 2, 2002, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-your-balls-get-stuck-to-the-porch/140017 "2002-12-02T19:18:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![Billy\_Rubin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billy_rubin/32/3622_2.png) [@Billy\_Rubin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy_Rubin)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-your-balls-get-stuck-to-the-porch/140017/61 "2002-12-04T03:00:15Z")

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A thin coat of Super Hard Shell Turtle Wax applied to the inner thigh allows those pesky membranes to hang predominantly cling-free. And the smell is enticing, too, if you’re into that sort of thing.  
Don’t bother asking.

b.

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