# When your lover's genitals just aren't tasty enough ...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-your-lovers-genitals-just-arent-tasty-enough/496733>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 17, 2009, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-your-lovers-genitals-just-arent-tasty-enough/496733 "2009-05-17T07:56:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-your-lovers-genitals-just-arent-tasty-enough/496733/1 "2009-05-17T07:56:46Z")

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[it’s time for bacon lube!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENNSvDNLFqA)

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**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-your-lovers-genitals-just-arent-tasty-enough/496733/2 "2009-05-17T17:50:50Z")

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Let me know when they have Baconaise lube. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-your-lovers-genitals-just-arent-tasty-enough/496733/3 "2009-05-17T17:55:25Z")

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Oh my fuck.

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**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-your-lovers-genitals-just-arent-tasty-enough/496733/4 "2009-05-17T18:03:58Z")

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Gives a whole new meaning to “porking” someone, doesn’t it?

What? Someone had to say it…

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-your-lovers-genitals-just-arent-tasty-enough/496733/5 "2009-05-17T19:15:50Z")

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My lord. I need to work on my lower back flexibility, I’m going to end up doing myself.

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-your-lovers-genitals-just-arent-tasty-enough/496733/6 "2009-05-17T19:29:02Z")

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This would go well with the thread “What does a penis taste like?”

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**Author:** ![dbuzman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de0a6/32.png) [@dbuzman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbuzman)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-your-lovers-genitals-just-arent-tasty-enough/496733/7 "2009-05-18T04:21:11Z")

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Smells like fish, tastes like… bacon ?!?

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**Author:** ![firstname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ab992/32.png) [@firstname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/firstname)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-your-lovers-genitals-just-arent-tasty-enough/496733/8 "2009-05-18T09:48:33Z")

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Is it wrong that I totally want a bottle of this?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-your-lovers-genitals-just-arent-tasty-enough/496733/9 "2009-05-18T12:59:00Z")

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It’s good for ham jobs.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-your-lovers-genitals-just-arent-tasty-enough/496733/10 "2009-05-18T13:52:49Z")

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Reminds me of Molly Ivins’ joke about wanting to make Bar-B-Que flavored Vaginal Gel for Texans.