# When your pets attempt murder

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-your-pets-attempt-murder/941958>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 13, 2021, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-your-pets-attempt-murder/941958 "2021-05-13T02:25:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![mordecaiB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mordecaib/32/7725_2.png) [@mordecaiB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mordecaiB)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2021, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-your-pets-attempt-murder/941958/41 "2021-05-22T19:23:12Z")

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> [@madmonk28](#):
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> The other day he came racing down the steps, I lifted my left leg and he slammed into my right leg, sending us both down the steps.

My dog will not go down steps unless you take the first step. Then she goes 100 mph down the steps, but only on the right side. I’ve learned to stay left.

> [@Si\_Amigo](#):
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> My cats watched me get stabbed and almost murdered.

I remember when you posted about that! What a terrible thing to happen. I assume things are much better now, even if you can’t turn your back on the cats.

> [@Hampshire](#):
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> After unplugging it it I noticed that someone who drank a bit too much water before bedtime decided to take a wizz on the thing at 2 a.m.

Was it you? You can’t just leave us in suspense, man!

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