# When's the last time "whitey"'s been used geniunely

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 31, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whens-the-last-time-whitey-s-been-used-geniunely/165372 "2003-03-31T04:26:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whens-the-last-time-whitey-s-been-used-geniunely/165372/21 "2003-03-31T19:18:31Z")

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> I do believe that Pimp C in the Jay-Z classic masterpiece “Big Pimpin” spit the line “Chromin’, shinin’, sippin’ daily, no rest till whitey pay me”
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> Does that count?

Of course not. He was being super-duper ironic. Till “whitey” pays him for what? Relaxing and enjoying his enormous wealth, which was amassed by “whitey” paying him for the same thing in the first place?

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whens-the-last-time-whitey-s-been-used-geniunely/165372/22 "2003-03-31T19:28:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Some Guy \*  
> \*\*Disclaimer: I myself am quite easily sunburnt. \*\*

I sunburn easily too, yet I’m not a whitey by any stretch of the imagination. Just sayin’, is all.

I do hear some blacks use the term “white boy” in a disparaging manner, but no where near as often as I’ve heard “nigger” used disparagingly-- most times against me, personally.

Perhaps we blacks should think up a really hurtful racial epitaph for white folks so everything can be even.

“Ya damned Milker!” “Fuck you, you fucking alabasteroid!” “Kiss my ass, whitasser!”

Whaddaya think?

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**Author:** ![MrMyth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e19b73/32.png) [@MrMyth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrMyth)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whens-the-last-time-whitey-s-been-used-geniunely/165372/23 "2003-03-31T19:34:47Z")

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I’m starting to notice that most of **pizzabrat’s** Pit threads get derailed in a comedic fashion.

Take that as you will.

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**Author:** ![SojournerSamson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SojournerSamson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SojournerSamson)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whens-the-last-time-whitey-s-been-used-geniunely/165372/24 "2003-03-31T19:38:20Z")

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Whitey 3-31-03 7:37 GMT

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**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whens-the-last-time-whitey-s-been-used-geniunely/165372/25 "2003-03-31T19:40:43Z")

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Eh, I dunno. I’ve been called “white boy” in a disparaging manner many times in my life (I grew up in a largely Asian and Hispanic neighborhood). The amount of racial invective I’ve seen hurled around by everyone against everyone is pretty staggering. Of course, bizarrely, there were almost no racial tensions in the neighborhood or at my school and groups weren’t polarized or anything.

I think alabateroid is the funniest one.

As for the OP, no, I don’t think that “whitey” is used anymore except in satire/parody/mockery. It just harkens back to an earlier age of much higher racial tensions and so is an effective parody of ideas that may be associated with that attitude.

Or they are stupid college kids making a dumb joke.

Whichever.

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**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whens-the-last-time-whitey-s-been-used-geniunely/165372/26 "2003-03-31T19:56:24Z")

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MrMyth

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> I’m starting to notice that most of pizzabrat’s Pit threads get derailed in a comedic fashion.
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> Take that as you will.

But by the end of the threads, it’s usually wrapped back around to my favor. And even my most [inane of rants garauntee a second page](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=171669). So nah!

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whens-the-last-time-whitey-s-been-used-geniunely/165372/27 "2003-03-31T22:03:05Z")

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“Lord loves a workin’ man, don’t trust Whitey. See a doctor and get rid of it. Right.”  
-Steve Martin in The Jerk

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**Author:** ![Hermann\_Cheruscan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b782af/32.png) [@Hermann\_Cheruscan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hermann_Cheruscan)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whens-the-last-time-whitey-s-been-used-geniunely/165372/28 "2003-03-31T22:09:22Z")

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> “Fuck you, you fucking alabasteroid!”

Oh God, that has me laughing my ass off!

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whens-the-last-time-whitey-s-been-used-geniunely/165372/29 "2003-03-31T23:08:59Z")

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> _Originally posted by Biggirl_  
> “Ya damned Milker!”

Huh? What did I ever do?

Oh, Mil **k** er. Eh. Sorry, but it’s hard to get racially offended when you’re a member of the single most priveledged group of people in the history of mankind. I can pretend, though, if it’ll make you feel better.

“OOh! I can’t believe she called me that! Grr! I’m so offended, in a racial manner! If I were any more angry, I might impotently shake my fist at you!”

How was that?

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**Author:** ![hardcore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@hardcore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardcore)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whens-the-last-time-whitey-s-been-used-geniunely/165372/30 "2003-04-01T13:30:58Z")

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Gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see.  
Gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see.  
And once I kill all the whiteys I see  
Then whitey he won’t bother me .  
Gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see.

-Garrett Morris, SNL

Thank you, I’ll be here all week…

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**Author:** ![tarfu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tarfu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarfu)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whens-the-last-time-whitey-s-been-used-geniunely/165372/31 "2003-04-01T19:23:21Z")

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Michael Moore uses it in his 2002 book “Stupid White Men”. Chapter 4 is titled “Kill Whitey”, where he basically damns white people as the cause of all evil, and recommends hiring only black people.

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**Author:** ![RexDart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@RexDart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RexDart)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whens-the-last-time-whitey-s-been-used-geniunely/165372/32 "2003-04-01T20:12:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Klaatu \*  
> \*\*And **spooje** , don’t forget Whitey Herzogs '82 Cardinals.
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> And we have [http://www.whiteysicecream.com/](http://www.whiteysicecream.com/) \*\*

As a Cardinals fan who grew up 10 minutes from a Whitey’s Ice Cream, your post has convinced me. “Whitey” does just plain rule.

Herzog also is the source of what midwest baseball fans call “Whitey-ball”: the process of turning a leadoff walk into a 9th inning game-winning run with a stolen base, a drag bunt to first, and a long fly ball.

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