# Where are all the naked dresses?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-naked-dresses/1029426
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Tags:** fashion-clothing
**Created:** [April 20, 2026, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-naked-dresses/1029426 "2026-04-20T13:42:46Z")
**Posts on this page:** 4
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### Author: ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2026, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-naked-dresses/1029426/21 "2026-04-21T17:05:51Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I asked my personal “fashionista” the Lil’wrekker, about these so-called ‘naked’ dresses.
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> She says: “Oxy-MORON-ic”!
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> What a paradox.

Those are nips, not dox.

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### Author: ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2026, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-naked-dresses/1029426/22 "2026-04-21T18:00:55Z")

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Cute. 😑

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### Author: ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2026, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-naked-dresses/1029426/23 "2026-04-21T19:01:47Z")

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> [@Fir\_na\_tine](#):
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> I’m **NOT INTERESTED IN PORN SITES**

Just why the hell not!? 😄

> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> The real question is, does anybody wear this stuff in public in real life? The elite levels of fashion seems like a whole other world.

I saw a young goth girl wearing one just this weekend in Santa Cruz, CA… at TRADER JOES

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### Author: ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2026, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-naked-dresses/1029426/24 "2026-04-21T21:05:42Z")

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John Paul Gaultier the French designer has gifted the fashion world with many provocative creations not the least of which is the [Naked suit](https://www.justjared.com/tags/lyas-medini/)

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