# Where are all the non-slutty Halloween Costumes? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 16, 2008, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-non-slutty-halloween-costumes/468231 "2008-10-16T17:25:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-non-slutty-halloween-costumes/468231/81 "2013-10-16T22:28:00Z")
Theaters in my area rent costumes for Halloween. The best costumes come from there and arent slutty at all. Rental prices are 20 per day, 20 dry cleaning fee. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-non-slutty-halloween-costumes/468231/82 "2013-10-17T14:57:04Z")
> [@Infovore](#): > > Men’s: Policeman, Fireman, Superhero > Women’s: Slutty Policewoman, Slutty Firewoman, Slutty Superheroine > > / TBFair, they’re sold as SEXY Policewoman, Firewoman, Schoolgirl, Nun, etc. \*\*We \*\*are the ones calling it “slutty”. Speaking of which: > [@](#): > > Slutty Superheroine Isn’t that how the artists normally draw them? 😛 Hobbes: “Is Amazon Girl’s superpower the ability to squeeze that figure into that outfit?” Calvin: “Nah, they all can do that” ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-non-slutty-halloween-costumes/468231/83 "2013-10-17T15:41:07Z")
[Slutty Halo armor.](http://images.cryhavok.org/d/19700-1/Sexy+Halo+Girl.jpg) [Slutty Star Wars stormtrooper](http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/26/ss-7.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-non-slutty-halloween-costumes/468231/84 "2013-10-17T17:23:23Z")
> [@dangermom](#): > > Learn to sew? And Mores code and how to grind wheat into flour. Go to a second hand store and create a costume from there. ---
**Author:** ![Sleel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Sleel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleel)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2013, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-non-slutty-halloween-costumes/468231/85 "2013-10-18T00:05:34Z")
There’s a reason Dan Savage calls Halloween “Straight Pride Day.” Reminds me of the classic College Humor video, [Nick’s Costume Warehouse](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4rUiV_Hh74). Sexy Abraham Lincoln! ---
**Author:** ![nachtmusick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ac91a4/32.png) [@nachtmusick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nachtmusick)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2013, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-non-slutty-halloween-costumes/468231/86 "2013-10-18T06:00:55Z")
> [@wolfman](#): > > To be fair, “real” SuperHeroine costumes start at a pretty high bar for slutty. Not really much of a change for Halloween. > Never seen anyone go as Mystique however. Yes but, Superhero costumes for men are pretty slutty too. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2013, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-non-slutty-halloween-costumes/468231/87 "2013-10-18T07:00:14Z")
> [@CarnalK](#): > > It’s just kind of painful though. That site clearly just wanted to talk about women in Science history and shoe horned it into Halloween. If someone explained one of those costumes to me (and they’d have to) my immediate thought would be “I guess someone’s trying to make a point”. If [Audrey Hepburn](http://takebackhalloween.org/audrey-hepburn/) isn’t cool, then I don’t wanna be cool. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-non-slutty-halloween-costumes/468231.md?page=4)