# Where are all the pictures of the new doper kids?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 9, 2010, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-pictures-of-the-new-doper-kids/535550 "2010-04-09T16:53:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-pictures-of-the-new-doper-kids/535550/1 "2010-04-09T16:53:28Z")

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So many dopers have had new kids recently, and I’ve been dying to see photos of them.

By the way, what would we call doper kids? Dopelets?

Here’s [mine](http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/5tljM7uc6BmWw9XmyB_GXg?feat=directlink). Show me yours!

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**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-pictures-of-the-new-doper-kids/535550/2 "2010-04-09T16:57:40Z")

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That’s a really great picture. What a gorgeous, happy little baby.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-pictures-of-the-new-doper-kids/535550/3 "2010-04-09T16:58:02Z")

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I call him [Sam](http://www.yopress.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/goat.jpg).

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-pictures-of-the-new-doper-kids/535550/4 "2010-04-09T17:16:19Z")

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Huh…I just realized that I haven’t crammed pictures of The Littlest Briston down everyone’s throat in quite awhile.

Trouble is, she’s just not all that little anymore.

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**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-pictures-of-the-new-doper-kids/535550/5 "2010-04-09T17:31:05Z")

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**overly** , that picture made me chuckle. Such wonderful dark eyes! Hal, what a cute little girl. Is she going to be a redhead, or is she blonde?

My son Esper is [nearly two](http://avanarum.hyves.nl/album/25801008/Esper/PEiwHgZa/fotos/919830947/0/uB_l/). Here he is at nearly [ten months old.](http://avanarum.hyves.nl/album/25801008/Esper/PEiwHgZa/fotos/368027612/0/gklM/)

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-pictures-of-the-new-doper-kids/535550/6 "2010-04-09T17:46:17Z")

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> [@Hal\_Briston](#):
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> Huh…I just realized that I haven’t crammed pictures of The Littlest Briston down everyone’s throat in quite awhile.
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> Trouble is, she’s just not all that little anymore.

Okay, you have a cute kid. Head over to that thread about whether or not your kids are better looking than most people’s, and provide a cite. She is adorable.

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-pictures-of-the-new-doper-kids/535550/7 "2010-04-09T17:47:43Z")

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[OK](http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/uOBI8p3_MogxAImxfdXz8A?feat=directlink),  
[have](http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/8PwoJw3906glLEaz5yVdtA?feat=directlink)  
[a](http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/nlH88EAaHvWejz3ALHzlVw?feat=directlink)  
[few](http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/CWPzZY_0WGMlVdDRlvEahw?feat=directlink)  
[baby](http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/wZHBiMSZBalgWUb1bbrZlA?feat=directlink)  
[pics](http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/ROFsjKBRbDdCrRSTsJuZjQ?feat=directlink).  
She is five months old today. 🙂

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**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-pictures-of-the-new-doper-kids/535550/8 "2010-04-09T19:00:25Z")

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Yay! Thanks so far for all the photos - Dopers make beautiful children.

(And thanks for the compliments on my little girl. I’m pretty sure Evelyn will have a head full of red-brown hair, like [me](http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/qwygDgxqmWi-9D5ooCA9eg?feat=directlink). Do you like her horn?)

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**Author:** ![Lacunae\_Matata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lacunae\_Matata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lacunae_Matata)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-pictures-of-the-new-doper-kids/535550/9 "2010-04-09T19:20:55Z")

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Lily at 4 days old (day-before-yesterday):  
[http://picasaweb.google.com/newsdiva36/Lily?authkey=Gv1sRgCPScz4LAq5CwxgE#5457530735442621714](http://picasaweb.google.com/newsdiva36/Lily?authkey=Gv1sRgCPScz4LAq5CwxgE#5457530735442621714)  
Not the best picture, but the best I can find at the moment! (Is there a yawning smiley?)

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-pictures-of-the-new-doper-kids/535550/10 "2010-04-09T21:17:26Z")

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I’d post a picture of my 6-month-old niece, but it would make everyone feel bad about how not-as-cute their babies are 😉

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-pictures-of-the-new-doper-kids/535550/11 "2010-04-09T21:25:03Z")

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One of the first threads I ever posted was about being two weeks off from our first coming. That was almost ten years ago can you believe?

Here’s the most recent pix:

[http://www.wooleysark.com/kids/Page110.html](http://www.wooleysark.com/kids/Page110.html)

Here’s the beginning. You can page through their entire lives…

[http://www.wooleysark.com/kids](http://www.wooleysark.com/kids)

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**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-pictures-of-the-new-doper-kids/535550/12 "2010-04-09T23:52:18Z")

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Pictures of our almost three-week-old on my blog. THree weeks old tomorrow.I’d forgotten how much newborns look like aliens.  
**Neeps**? Where are you? Have you had your baby yet? We had almost the same due date!

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2010, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-pictures-of-the-new-doper-kids/535550/13 "2010-04-10T00:29:30Z")

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I posted photos when we got back from Korea, but little Mahalothette is growing up. It’s been 5 months since we returned and she is 16 months old.

[Happy Girl](http://www.flickr.com/photos/14728857@N05/4506739722/sizes/o/)

[Swing Set for the 1st Time](http://www.flickr.com/photos/14728857@N05/4506739720/sizes/o/)

[Happy Girl 2](http://www.flickr.com/photos/14728857@N05/4506739712/sizes/o/)

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2010, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-pictures-of-the-new-doper-kids/535550/14 "2010-04-10T00:45:36Z")

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[Most recent I have.](http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=5109616&l=85e906388a&id=551442651) (14 months.)

A lot of my photos of Stella ([like this recent one](http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=5055557&l=7e147e567c&id=551442651)) are in 3D, because her daddy’s a huge nerd.

**Lacunae Matata** , she’s adorable. Almost makes me nostalgic for that first week. _Almost._ 🙂

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**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2010, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-pictures-of-the-new-doper-kids/535550/15 "2010-04-10T01:05:50Z")

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[Who says redheads can’t wear pink?](http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/OQBbHeiO4zegqvql9y5zaw?feat=directlink)

[Be-robed](http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/vXjdOc4qPRalTu8RbkGYcA?feat=directlink)

[Trying out all the new chairs at once](http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/EPOPsrwnxkeWX2uNC8sDPw?feat=directlink)

[Hanging out with friends this morning](http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/-0UFt6-or5JsxC-vvYInVw?feat=directlink)

[Dancing queen (video)](http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/JDrOvfUVxPrSy6opWqKjhQ?feat=directlink)

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**Author:** ![Ludy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Ludy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludy)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2010, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-pictures-of-the-new-doper-kids/535550/16 "2010-04-10T01:13:58Z")

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[You](http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h303/LudyMe/Elora/Dec09059.jpg) [want](http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h303/LudyMe/Elora/Dec09050.jpg) [cute](http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h303/LudyMe/Elora/October09074.jpg) [babies?](http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h303/LudyMe/Elora/VancouverSept09043.jpg)  
[You](http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h303/LudyMe/Elora/VancouverSept09016.jpg)[got](http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h303/LudyMe/Elora/063.jpg) ['em](http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h303/LudyMe/Elora/141.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Lacunae\_Matata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lacunae\_Matata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lacunae_Matata)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2010, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-pictures-of-the-new-doper-kids/535550/17 "2010-04-10T15:54:26Z")

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I think we’ve successfully defended the notion that Doper kids are certainly better-looking than average!

And thank you, Larry. We’ve now officially survived the first week, all of the in-laws have gone home, and we are now getting to enjoy our little family without worrying about a zillion people coming by to visit. Life is good, despite the sleep deficit! (And the 9- and 12-year-olds are entirely smitten with baby Lily at this stage. Proof: [http://picasaweb.google.com/newsdiva36/Lily?authkey=Gv1sRgCPScz4LAq5CwxgE#5457529394017482898](http://picasaweb.google.com/newsdiva36/Lily?authkey=Gv1sRgCPScz4LAq5CwxgE#5457529394017482898) .)

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**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2010, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-pictures-of-the-new-doper-kids/535550/18 "2010-04-10T16:56:12Z")

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> [@Lissla\_Lissar](#):
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> Pictures of our almost three-week-old on my blog. THree weeks old tomorrow.I’d forgotten how much newborns look like aliens.  
> **Neeps**? Where are you? Have you had your baby yet? We had almost the same due date!

He’s so cute! I hear ya about the aliens. Although our daughter looked a lot like Mel Brooks. It was a little unsettling.

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**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-pictures-of-the-new-doper-kids/535550/19 "2010-04-10T17:39:15Z")

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[Abraham](http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g267/rungodzilla/Brammies.jpg) turned one on Wednesday, and his party’s today!

[Leo](http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g267/rungodzilla/004.jpg) turned two in January.

My kids are gorgeous. 😃

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**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-pictures-of-the-new-doper-kids/535550/20 "2010-04-11T01:15:32Z")

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Your kids _are_ gorgeous. **torie**. And _overly_. Actually, all the kids so far have been cute. Thanks for the pictures.

And thanks. He’s got a great Puzzled Fat Elderly Italian Squint Expression he uses on most things and most people. That plus newborn wandering eyes are a hilarious and disconcerting combination.

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