# Where are all the women? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 3, 2004, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108 "2004-08-03T06:34:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/41 "2004-08-03T19:48:21Z")
Aldebaran had it, but didn’t put enough emphasis on it: it’s the car. You can’t bang a chick without a car. Walking won’t do. No wheels, no whoopee. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/42 "2004-08-03T20:42:20Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > Aldebaran had it, but didn’t put enough emphasis on it: it’s the car. You can’t bang a chick without a car. Walking won’t do. No wheels, no whoopee. He sounds like the type who’d really like a bitchin’ Camaro. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/43 "2004-08-03T20:46:11Z")
Um, I meant **nonpolar** , not **Aldebaran.** Aldi might like a bitchin’ Camaro too for all I know, but he doesn’t strike me as the type. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/44 "2004-08-03T20:48:25Z")
In the United States, all women are polar. That is why they are not attracted to you. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/45 "2004-08-03T20:52:35Z")
> [@Greathouse](#): > > An alternate technique is to simply lie on your arm until your hand falls asleep. That way it feels like someone else is doing it. [Lil Jon]Hhwhat-at?[/Lil Jon] ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/46 "2004-08-03T21:01:07Z")
**nonpolar,** you’re the greatest new thing to happen to these boards in quite a while. Never mind that this thread made me stifle a laugh at work for the first time in four years, but you made Aldebaran loosen up and make a couple of pretty damn good jokes. I’m willing to buy you a one-year membership if you can keep this up without getting banned. Email me. (Oh, and stop looking for chiks on the freeway. That’s why they’re all in cars.) ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/47 "2004-08-03T21:07:48Z")
> [@Ravenman](#): > > **nonpolar,** you’re the greatest new thing to happen to these boards in quite a while. If only he can refrain from posting while stoned. ---
**Author:** ![nonpolar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3da27b/32.png) [@nonpolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonpolar)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/48 "2004-08-03T22:50:38Z")
Who is pulling my leg?hmm?What my suppose to do?Maybe good idea is to change my life 180\*like George Constanza in “Seinfeld” and then women will be attracted to me like bees to the honey? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/49 "2004-08-03T22:52:49Z")
Dumpling, you ain’t even gonna draw 'em like flies to shit. ---
**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/50 "2004-08-03T23:00:55Z")
**loverock**! Welcome back! ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/51 "2004-08-03T23:09:21Z")
I’m pretty sure the OP meant to type Martus **in** tubating, which is a severe human rights violation. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/52 "2004-08-03T23:10:32Z")
Am I the only one who read the thread title and thought of _Blazing Sadldles_? ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/53 "2004-08-03T23:29:52Z")
> [@Lord Ashtar](#): > > So obviously, when I am horny I need to go to Europe. If a dumbass like **nonpolar** can get laid there, I should be beating the women off with a baseball bat. Er, I don’t think even European women like to be beaten off with a baseball bat. Too big, too hard! Try some of the toys at the sex shops instead. > [@Gangster Octopus](#): > > Am I the only one who read the thread title and thought of _Blazing Sadldles_? He left out the terminal _at_ (not to mention the qualifier _white_)! ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/54 "2004-08-03T23:51:41Z")
I think we finally found a match for **Kay Kay**. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/55 "2004-08-04T00:12:25Z")
> [@Rufus Xavier](#): > > I’m pretty sure the OP meant to type Martus **in** tubating, which is a severe human rights violation. 😛 Better than Teletubating, where I suspect the OP is a minor… **Nonpolar** , maybe the women aren’t interested in statutory rape with a neo-stud like you? ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/56 "2004-08-04T01:31:35Z")
> [@](#): > > Where are all the women? Either in my bed or trying to get back into it. What? ---
**Author:** ![Idlewild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8491ac/32.png) [@Idlewild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idlewild)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/57 "2004-08-04T01:35:21Z")
> [@Gangster Octopus](#): > > Am I the only one who read the thread title and thought of _Blazing Sadldles_? No, and it’s been making me giggle every time I see this thread title. Never mind the hilarious contents of the thread. ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/58 "2004-08-04T01:54:51Z")
> [@Gangster Octopus](#): > > Am I the only one who read the thread title and thought of _Blazing Sadldles_? No, no, no. It’s closer to SNL’s Czech Brothers. “We are two wild and crazy guys.” ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/59 "2004-08-04T01:56:46Z")
> [@Missy2U](#): > > **Chairman Pow:** > > PORNALON + E = PORNALONE = PORN ALONE > > I think. Well, I only hope that they don’t decide to make a movie! ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/60 "2004-08-04T02:32:01Z")
> [@Dooku](#): > > I think we finally found a match for **Kay Kay**. Who is Kay Kay? I don’t think I’ve had the (dis)pleasure. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108.md?page=4)