# Where are all the women? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 3, 2004, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108 "2004-08-03T06:34:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![dre2xl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/34f0e0/32.png) [@dre2xl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dre2xl)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/61 "2004-08-04T02:41:29Z")
> [@nonpolar](#): > > I’m cockausian male and I can’t find any chicks to bang. 😕 > When in europe girls are everywhere,streets are bustling with people it is so easy to hook up some girl. > Here on the other hand when I’m horny and looking for chiks, streets are almost deserted ,all people driving their cars so I go home and thank God for internet I check hardcore porn sites and martustubate. > How long can I do that?my hand hurts and it gets boring ☹ I will cite this post as evidence the next time someone says that Americans are dumber than Europeans. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dre2xl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/34f0e0/32.png) [@dre2xl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dre2xl)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/62 "2004-08-04T02:45:43Z")
> [@dre2xl](#): > > I will cite this post as evidence the next time someone says that Americans are dumber than Europeans. 😃 dhurr… my dumb American education at work… :eek: I meant, I will cite this post as evidence that American women are smarter than European women… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/63 "2004-08-04T03:23:51Z")
> [@CanvasShoes](#): > > Who is Kay Kay? I don’t think I’ve had the (dis)pleasure. I believe **Kay Kay** posted about sex all the time. All of her posts were about sex. Sex, sex, sex. I tried to do a wildcard search (kay\*) but didn’t find anything. Maybe someone with super searching skills can come to our assistance. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/64 "2004-08-04T03:38:10Z")
> [@AwSnappity](#): > > I believe **Kay Kay** posted about sex all the time. All of her posts were about sex. Sex, sex, sex. I tried to do a wildcard search (kay\*) but didn’t find anything. Maybe someone with super searching skills can come to our assistance. She was all about blowjobs. Blowjobs, blowjobs, blowjobs. I had just starting lurking about that time, and if I recall correctly, she changed her name. So, no username search, “kay” is too small to search on as a word, and I suspect a search on “blowjob” will reveal an abundance of riches. Maybe someone who still has the particular brain cell that contains what she changed her name to can help. ---
**Author:** ![nonpolar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3da27b/32.png) [@nonpolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonpolar)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/65 "2004-08-04T04:00:45Z")
Thanks for all the very good suggestions and tips 😉 I will go to the mall tomorrow and try to get laid.Now I have lots of time because they fired ☹ me from my job recently after 8 years of making crapy hearing aids.They gave me preety good severence pay so cash is no problem for the nexzt couple of month. I’m thinking what to do now,propably I go for a few months to Europe -most likely Amsterdam .That city is full of horny girls from all of the world and the best thing#1 about Amsterdam is I can get stoned in some coffe-bars for few bucks. :Dsweet life. PS I keep you posted people what happened to me\> ---
**Author:** ![Joe\_Random](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Joe\_Random](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Random)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/66 "2004-08-04T04:05:53Z")
> [@nonpolar](#): > > I will go to the mall tomorrow and try to get laid. Yeah, good luck with that :rolleyes: > [@](#): > > They gave me preety good severence pay so cash is no problem for the nexzt couple of month. A couple of months isn’t much. Might I suggest that you spend less time trolling the malls for chicks, and more time trying to find gainful employment? > [@](#): > > I’m thinking what to do now,propably I go for a few months to Europe Well, there goes your two months worth of severance pay. > [@](#): > > PS I keep you posted people what happened to me No, really, there’s no need. ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/67 "2004-08-04T04:36:19Z")
As the blind man said as he spit in the wind, it’s all coming back to me now. The blowjob business triggered my memory. I distinctly remember someone ( **Shirley Ujest** , maybe? **Biggirl**?) typing a response to **Kay Kay** saying something like, “We get that you like dick in mouth. I’m all for dick in mouth. But that doesn’t mean I have to talk about it all the time.” So I did a search for “dick, mouth” but that came up with nothing. A search for “blowjob” led me to believe her name was **KayKay** , all one word. I didn’t find anything helpful in a keyword search for “KayKay” though. Wait, I did find [this post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=3013094&highlight=kaykay#post3013094). Looks like she’s due to pop in any time now, since **This Year’s Model** uttered the magic spell. Hey, we’re getting somewhere. [This post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=2590014&highlight=kaykay#post2590014) says she had an “ask the slut” thread. A search for that reveals…people like to use the word “slut” a lot. That’s okay, I’ll persevere. I did a search on **Fenris** , since he said he participated in that “ask the slut” thread, but I’m looking for posts around 2002 (hinted at by **TYM** ’s lurkerage and registration date) and I can’t get any earlier than 2003 for him. … Okay, I finished looking through the “slut” returns, and didn’t find anything. [This post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=2171903&highlight=kaykay#post2171903) says that the **Kaykay** pit threads were lost during the board outage (is that what people so cutely refer to as The Winter of Our Missed Content? I disappeared for a while after the outage so I’m not entirely sure that that’s what that is, but I can use logic to a reasonable degree). Bummer. [This post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=2160331&highlight=kaykay#post2160331) says she was banned. My conclusion? She’s banned, not here under a different username, and her threads are lost to the ether. Pity…I remember her so fondly, now. Ahh, nostalgia. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/68 "2004-08-04T04:45:15Z")
Thanks for the history. . ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/69 "2004-08-04T04:47:57Z")
> [@AngelicGemma](#): > > Noooooooo!!! > > _Packs suitcase and runs screaming to the airport_ _slaps **AngelicGemma** _ SInce when is England a part of Europe?! ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/70 "2004-08-04T06:49:22Z")
> [@nonpolar](#): > > I will go to the mall tomorrow and try to get laid. Yeah, that’ll work. > [@](#): > > I’m thinking what to do now,propably I go for a few months to Europe -most likely Amsterdam . Or you could try and find a job. Either way. > [@](#): > > PS I keep you posted people what happened to me\> Don’t feel like you have to or anything. No pressure. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/71 "2004-08-04T06:55:43Z")
> [@Muad'Dib](#): > > _slaps **AngelicGemma** _ > > SInce when is England a part of Europe?! Since they were connected by a tunnel. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/72 "2004-08-04T10:17:28Z")
> [@Nonpolar](#): > > PS I keep you posted people what happened to me Why would we want to hear from a guy who can’t even handle his bitches? ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/73 "2004-08-04T11:04:30Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > Why would we want to hear from a guy who can’t even handle his bitches? I’m totally gonna make a _ **Can’t Handle His Bitches** _ T-Shirt! ---
**Author:** ![bizzwire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/958977/32.png) [@bizzwire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bizzwire)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/74 "2004-08-04T13:33:27Z")
**NonPolar** : By any chance, you weren’t in the [Sacramento, CA Hyatt Regency on February 26, 2004](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=241922) , were you? ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/75 "2004-08-04T16:01:07Z")
> [@Muad'Dib](#): > > _slaps **AngelicGemma** _ > > SInce when is England a part of Europe?! Britain is part of the continent of Europe, you idiot. ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/76 "2004-08-04T16:27:40Z")
> [@TwistofFate](#): > > Britain is part of the continent of Europe, you idiot. It is an old (very old) joke that Britan does not consider itself a part of Europe. You jackaniny. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/77 "2004-08-04T16:37:59Z")
Jokes are supposed to be humourous. ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/78 "2004-08-04T17:56:54Z")
> [@Muad'Dib](#): > > _slaps **AngelicGemma** _ Thanks. I needed that. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/79 "2004-08-04T18:45:45Z")
> [@bizzwire](#): > > **NonPolar** : > By any chance, you weren’t in the [Sacramento, CA Hyatt Regency on February 26, 2004](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=241922) , were you? It could be that **Muad’Dib** _actually_ heard: “WOOOHOOOO! I AM MARTUSTUBATING LIKE THE MOTHER FUCK!”. Witness testimony is notoriously inaccurate. Good luck with the whole mall thing **nonpolar**. Let us know if you make bail. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/80 "2004-08-04T19:14:19Z")
> [@CanvasShoes](#): > > Thanks for the history. Yep - **AwSnappity** nailed it. She also liked to pop into threads that had nothing to do with sex at all and post her schtick. OP “Can anyone tell me the history of Mr. Quisling and his betrayal of Norway?” KayKay “I give great head!! Sluuuurp, smack!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108.md?page=5)