# Where are all the women? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 3, 2004, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108 "2004-08-03T06:34:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/81 "2004-08-04T20:35:22Z")
> [@Dooku](#): > > Yep - **AwSnappity** She also liked to … post her schtick. So to speak. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/82 "2004-08-04T20:35:54Z")
> [@Lord Ashtar](#): > > So obviously, when I am horny I need to go to Europe. If a dumbass like nonpolar can get laid there, I should be beating the women off with a baseball bat. If a dumbass like that can get laid over there, I suspect many of the women have already been hit with baseball bats. I’m sorry, that was wrong. They’ve been hit with cricket bats. **Ashtar** would be using a baseball bat. > [@laina\_f](#): > > In the United States, all women are polar. That is why they are not attracted to you. Oh, so he needs an adapter? This may be the funniest thread since **Thaidog** was around. Great post, **Alde**. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/83 "2004-08-04T20:39:29Z")
> [@Dooku](#): > > OP > “Can anyone tell me the history of Mr. Quisling and his betrayal of Norway?” > > KayKay > “I give great head!! Sluuuurp, smack!” I could swear I saw that on _Jeopardy!_ this one time… ---
**Author:** ![nonpolar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3da27b/32.png) [@nonpolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonpolar)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/84 "2004-08-04T21:46:56Z")
Nothing happened when I went to the mall and now I 'm affraid security have eye on me ☹ because I have been eyeing some really young 13-15 year old teenage girls.They are sooo innocent and naive so I think I’m gonna go for them anyway.Wish me luck. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/85 "2004-08-04T22:11:37Z")
This thread has suddenly veered into some [familiar territory](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=187700). Just sayin’ **nonpolar** should tread lightly. ---
**Author:** ![nonpolar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3da27b/32.png) [@nonpolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonpolar)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/86 "2004-08-04T23:36:18Z")
Oh Man ! Jesus! :smack: this is America, even for writing jokingly something like that I could get into trouble .I completelly forgot that when I talk to teenage girls they can accused innocent guy like me of molesting and worst.Nevermind. :o ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/87 "2004-08-05T00:12:35Z")
> [@nonpolar](#): > > I have been eyeing some really young 13-15 year old teenage girls.They are sooo innocent and naive so I think I’m gonna go for them anyway.Wish me luck. Yeah, good luck. :rolleyes: Between that post and [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=5135515#post5315515) one in your GQ thread I’d say it’s clear you’re just trying to get a [rise](http://www.island.net/~pta/) out of us. Nice try. In fact, I’d lay odds that **Jeff Olsen** has definitely found something at the laundromat. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/88 "2004-08-05T01:44:43Z")
> [@nonpolar](#): > > Nothing happened when I went to the mall and now I 'm affraid security have eye on me ☹ because I have been eyeing some really young 13-15 year old teenage girls.They are sooo innocent and naive so I think I’m gonna go for them anyway.Wish me luck. Oh. Dear. God. This thread went from extremely funny to horribly creepy in one post. Is that a record? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/89 "2004-08-05T07:25:12Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > Oh. Dear. God. > > This thread went from extremely funny to horribly creepy in one post. Is that a record? :eek: It’s not that creepy. Mentally, **nonpolar** seems to be about 12. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/90 "2004-08-05T10:29:38Z")
The really spooky thing is that, according to his profile, he is a library aide. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/91 "2004-08-05T12:12:24Z")
_Masturbating martyr cruel spikes hairy palms._ ---
**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/92 "2004-08-05T12:39:20Z")
> [@Muad'Dib](#): > > _slaps **AngelicGemma** _ > > SInce when is England a part of Europe?! Oh, that’s not how you cure hysteria. [This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=269279) is how you cure hysteria. And I have to say, **ETF** , I love you. ---
**Author:** ![Ryle\_Dup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ryle\_Dup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryle_Dup)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/93 "2004-08-05T13:11:08Z")
I don’t care if he’s serious or not, it cracks me up. Please do report back **nonpolar**. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/94 "2004-08-05T13:19:32Z")
> [@nonpolar](#): > > Who is pulling my leg? Apparently _you_ are…and often. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/95 "2004-08-05T15:21:04Z")
> [@](#): > > Quote: > Originally Posted by laina\_f > In the United States, all women are polar. That is why they are not attracted to you. > > Oh, so he needs an adapter? The traditional ‘adapter’ between polar (water) and non-polar (grease) is soap. Maybe that’s the answer. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/96 "2004-08-05T15:23:47Z")
sigh Imagine nested quotes there. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/97 "2004-08-06T04:00:15Z")
> [@Dooku](#): > > Yep - **AwSnappity** nailed it. She also liked to pop into threads that had nothing to do with sex at all and post her schtick. > > OP > “Can anyone tell me the history of Mr. Quisling and his betrayal of Norway?” > > KayKay > “I give great head!! Sluuuurp, smack!” Hehe truly a one errr **trick** pony then? I mean, I know there are those of us that have our pet subjects, but that’s taking it rather too far. 😃 Also, thanks again **Awsnappity**. I looked back later and thought my thank you post looked kinda flat. I sincerely didn’t mean it to. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/98 "2004-08-06T05:07:28Z")
> [@CanvasShoes](#): > > Hehe truly a one errr **trick** pony then? > > I mean, I know there are those of us that have our pet subjects, but that’s taking it rather too far. Oh, so now it’s bestiality? The horror! That _proves_ that gay marriage is destroying the moral fiber of America! :eek: What? ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/99 "2004-08-06T08:15:38Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > If a dumbass like that can get laid over there, I suspect many of the women have already been hit with baseball bats. > \. I’m not defending **nonpolar’s** approach to the subject, but not being able to write in a foreign language (English for him) is not indicative of a lack of intelligence. I’ve seen several threads, posted in acceptable English grammar, complaining about not getting enough where the poster was not considered stupid just because his/her approach to the opposite sex had all the subtlety of a jackhammer. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/100 "2004-08-06T08:22:47Z")
> [@Kallessa](#): > > I’m not defending **nonpolar’s** approach to the subject, but not being able to write in a foreign language (English for him) is not indicative of a lack of intelligence. My comment was related to the content of the post, not the spelling and grammar mistakes. Let’s put the post in regular English: _I’m Caucasian male, and I can’t find any chicks to bang. When I’m in Europe, girls are everywhere. The streets are bustling with people. It is so easy to hook up with some girls. Here, on the other hand, when I’m horny and looking for chicks, the streets are almost deserted. All the people are driving their cars. So I go home and thank God for internet - I check hardcore porn sites and masturbate. How long can I do that? My hand hurts, and it gets boring._ In my mind, this is still unquestionably baseball-bat-to-the-head stupid. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108.md?page=6)