# Where are all the women?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 3, 2004, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108 "2004-08-03T06:34:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/101 "2004-08-06T10:01:30Z")

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Where are all the women? Well, apparently they’re all out busily getting [chunky](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=269991).

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/102 "2004-08-06T12:18:57Z")

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> [@CanvasShoes](#):
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> Also, thanks again **Awsnappity**. I looked back later and thought my thank you post looked kinda flat. I sincerely didn’t mean it to.

No worries. 🆒

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**Author:** ![High\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8797f3/32.png) [@High\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/High_Cheese)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/103 "2004-08-08T20:13:48Z")

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> [@omni-not](#):
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> Martustubation is NEVER orbing!  
> [Hint #33: Change hands. We wouldn’t want you to get carpal tunnel in addition to all the rest. I know it worked for me. A bit awkward at first, but you quickly get the hang of it]

Also: Using the off-hand feels wierdly like someone else doing it for you…which is good.

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2004, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/104 "2004-08-08T20:44:49Z")

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> [@omni-not](#):
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> Martustubation is NEVER orbing!

Especially if you use an [orb buffer](http://www.cvfsupplycompany.com/7inranorwaxp.html).

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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2004, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-the-women/258108/105 "2004-08-08T21:15:31Z")

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> [@Homebrew](#):
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> Especially if you use an [orb buffer](http://www.cvfsupplycompany.com/7inranorwaxp.html).

if i had one of them do you thin chiks wud want to bng my shincy cockasian cok?

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