# Where are the baby pigeons?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-baby-pigeons/6326>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [January 19, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-baby-pigeons/6326 "2000-01-19T03:23:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-baby-pigeons/6326/1 "2000-01-19T03:23:00Z")

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I remember a SD column years ago which  
pondered where the dead pigeons all were.

That made me think, many years later (I’m  
slow sometimes), how come I’ve never seen  
a baby, or even youngish, pigeon? By the  
time I see them they’re all the same size.

Where are the pigeon nests and day-care  
centers?

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-baby-pigeons/6326/2 "2000-01-19T03:25:00Z")

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They’re [here](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_015b.html) .

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Livin’ on Tums, vitamin E and Rogaine

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-baby-pigeons/6326/3 "2000-01-19T03:26:00Z")

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I invite you to re-read that column, because you will find it not only ponders the question, but answers it.  
[http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1\_015b.html](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_015b.html)

- Rick

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-baby-pigeons/6326/4 "2000-01-19T03:27:00Z")

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Well, sure - if you’re only gonna type two words, of course you’re gonna win.

🙂

- Rick

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-baby-pigeons/6326/5 "2000-01-19T03:27:00Z")

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You know, you don’t have to hit the “return” key at the end of each line in the composition window. This is a pretty bright program, and your deathless, immortal prose will word-wrap properly.

## That being said, Cecil himself said that baby pigeons stay at home until they are old enough to vote.

Dr. Fidelius, Charlatan  
Associate Curator Anomalous Paleontology, Miskatonic University  
“You cannot reason a man out of a position he did not reach through reason.”

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-baby-pigeons/6326/6 "2000-01-19T03:28:00Z")

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russin’-frussin mussin-frussers…

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**Author:** ![Jois](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea666f/32.png) [@Jois](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jois)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-baby-pigeons/6326/7 "2000-01-19T05:48:00Z")

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How often do you see any baby birds?

Most are like the pigeons and don’t leave the nest until they are pretty much the size and shape of the adults.

I see some babies knocked out of nests by high winds - a baby robin - but they usually can’t fly.

I’ve seen a couple of baby blue jay, tail too short to be adults.

These are accidents.

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Oh, I’m gonna keep using these #%@&\* codes 'til I get 'em right.
