# Where are the Corn Nuts?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-corn-nuts/329728>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 6, 2005, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-corn-nuts/329728 "2005-11-06T02:43:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-corn-nuts/329728/1 "2005-11-06T02:43:51Z")

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After the burnt popcorn thread of a few weeks ago, I’ve been cuckoo for corn. Corn Nuts, specifically.

But I can’t find any. Anywhere. My (ahem) nut lust is driving me to distraction!

It’s a conspiracy, dammit.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-corn-nuts/329728/2 "2005-11-06T02:51:33Z")

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They have them here all over in stores. About 5 different flavors too. Ranch, BBQ, Cheddar, regular…etc.

How many stores did you try?

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-corn-nuts/329728/3 "2005-11-06T02:57:03Z")

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I’m sorry, I’ve bought them all out to corner the market. For $20 I’ll overnight you a pack.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-corn-nuts/329728/4 "2005-11-06T02:58:31Z")

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> [@Idle Thoughts](#):
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> How many stores did you try?

A convenience store, a market, and two supermarkets!

Curse you and your cornutopia! _shakes fist_  
Could I be overlooking them? Are they shelved someplace weird? I asked at the market and they looked at me like I was, well, nuts.

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-corn-nuts/329728/5 "2005-11-06T06:51:05Z")

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Try a truck stop, you can’t fail there.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-corn-nuts/329728/6 "2005-11-06T07:18:01Z")

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Hmm, well, in ours they’re always in the chip aisle.

However in one store (a much smaller one, not really a grocery store, but more like a drugstore) they’re in the cookie and cracker aisle.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-corn-nuts/329728/7 "2005-11-06T15:22:13Z")

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Stores normaly have them in the same area as sunflower and pumpkin seeds. Jerky and nuts are in the same area alot of times.

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-corn-nuts/329728/8 "2005-11-06T20:09:01Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> A convenience store, a market, and two supermarkets!
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> Curse you and your cornutopia! _shakes fist_  
> Could I be overlooking them? Are they shelved someplace weird? I asked at the market and they looked at me like I was, well, nuts.

Heh, heh. “Cornutopia”. I love this message board!

So **jsgoddess** , try this link to Barry Farm Foods and look up corn nuts. According to what I just looked up, you can get an eight-ounce bag for a $1.99, plus shipping. That seems pretty good to me. My dad loves corn nuts and I think they’re hard to find where I live as well in large quantities. They also tend to me much more expensive. You may even be able to find larger bags on [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com). This is the first hit I found. Crunch, crunch!! 😃  
[http://www.amazon.com/gp/help/seller/shipping.html/102-5244673-2248168/?seller=A34S2NBKKS5E44](http://www.amazon.com/gp/help/seller/shipping.html/102-5244673-2248168/?seller=A34S2NBKKS5E44)

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**Author:** ![False\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee7513/32.png) [@False\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/False_God)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-corn-nuts/329728/9 "2005-11-06T20:14:56Z")

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Sorry, our APO service is out for outgoing until next week due to the last hurricane. When it gets back up, you have a pack of Senor Maiz super ginormous corn-nuts (the corniest corn, according to the package) original flavor and a pack of inside-out popcorn “canchitas saladas” on the way; as does \* swampbear[i/]. Alternatively, come down to Peru, where all the snacks are based on corn.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-corn-nuts/329728/10 "2005-11-06T20:30:14Z")

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Success!

Well, mostly. I got the last bag of Corn Nuts in the state of Ohio! Yay!

I hope I’m exaggerating. But it took three more stops to find 'em. I asked stockboys and cashiers and I tell ya. Corn Nuts must be some sort of funky exotic food around here, because the number of blank stares I got should be limited to people asking about squid toes in mustard or something.

4 ounces of corny heaven. I wonder how long these will last?

Oh, and at Kroger, they were in the… candy aisle. I have no explanation.

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**Author:** ![MelCthefirst](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eada6e/32.png) [@MelCthefirst](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MelCthefirst)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-corn-nuts/329728/11 "2005-11-06T20:51:00Z")

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What is a corn nut? I’ve seen it mentioned in another thread and now I’m very curious if we have them just names something different. It can’t be the corn bits that did’nt pop when making popcorn, cause they are way too hard?

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-corn-nuts/329728/12 "2005-11-06T21:14:16Z")

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> [@MelCthefirst](#):
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> What is a corn nut? I’ve seen it mentioned in another thread and now I’m very curious if we have them just names something different. It can’t be the corn bits that did’nt pop when making popcorn, cause they are way too hard?

[These.](http://www.planters.com/cornnuts/index.aspx?pn=WHATARETHEY)

Terrific snack for long distance driving. You can’t fall asleep while eating these things. Neither can anyone else.

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**Author:** ![MelCthefirst](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eada6e/32.png) [@MelCthefirst](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MelCthefirst)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-corn-nuts/329728/13 "2005-11-06T21:40:21Z")

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Are they better for you than the usual crisps etc? or are they deep fried too?

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-corn-nuts/329728/14 "2005-11-06T22:50:04Z")

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They are good for finding if you have a loose filling or cracked tooth.

[http://www.planters.com/cornnuts/index.aspx?pn=WATHERITAGE](http://www.planters.com/cornnuts/index.aspx?pn=WATHERITAGE)

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**Author:** ![PinkShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/76d3ee/32.png) [@PinkShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PinkShoes)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-corn-nuts/329728/15 "2005-11-07T09:47:37Z")

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/Pauley Shore/ “Vegetable group.” /Encino Man/
