# Where are the onion bagels?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-onion-bagels/411058>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 9, 2007, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-onion-bagels/411058 "2007-07-09T17:35:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-onion-bagels/411058/21 "2014-03-10T19:34:04Z")

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July 2007 = Onion Bagels disappear from south Louisiana.

March 2014 = Onion Bagels disappear from central Virginia.

**It’s the Zombie Onion Bagel Apocalypse!!!**

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-onion-bagels/411058/22 "2014-03-10T19:36:57Z")

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After my post 7 years ago my Noah’s no longer had onion bagels. The manager told me corporate had decided to stop them. I wrote an emphatic email, they got restored, and the manager gave me a free dozen to thank me.  
I still don’t know why anyone would be so stupid as to kill onion bagels.

I used to get excellent frozen bialys at our Safeway - but they vanished too. No surprise since I’m probably one of the few around here who had ever seen one before.

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**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-onion-bagels/411058/23 "2014-03-10T19:47:40Z")

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I’ve never been so thankful to have NY Bagel and Bialy ten minutes from my house. Open 24 hrs and they have the best onion bialys as well as bagels.

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**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-onion-bagels/411058/24 "2014-03-11T00:17:54Z")

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> [@Bob Ducca](#):
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> You guys buy your onion bagels at a STORE?

Of course… since I live near NYC, I can actually buy a bagel at a store, and get a bagel, instead of a donut roll.

That good enough, or do I need to be more dismissive, like Jon Stewart with Pizza?

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-onion-bagels/411058/25 "2014-03-11T00:23:24Z")

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There are always plenty at the local pig, and at the Food Clown on the south side of town.

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**Author:** ![Cartoonacy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/848f3c/32.png) [@Cartoonacy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartoonacy)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-onion-bagels/411058/26 "2014-03-11T14:52:56Z")

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> [@Balance](#):
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> NM. I have no source for brain bagels.

> [@buddha\_david](#):
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> **It’s the Zombie Onion Bagel Apocalypse!!!**

These two posts just fit together \*\*\*so \*\*\*well! 😃

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**Author:** ![Cartoonacy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/848f3c/32.png) [@Cartoonacy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartoonacy)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-onion-bagels/411058/27 "2014-03-11T14:54:39Z")

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> [@Voyager](#):
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> I still don’t know why anyone would be so stupid as to kill onion bagels.

_Because they want to eat our brain bagels!!!_

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**Author:** ![Zoiesim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zoiesim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoiesim)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-onion-bagels/411058/28 "2016-12-06T12:58:34Z")

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No your not the only one I can’t find them anywhere and I’m in GA I couldn’t find them In FL either I’ve tried lenders Onion bagels and those are nasty they taste like a garlic bagel only thing I can suggest is have u looked on there website and see if there is anything in your state where u can find them ? I do know EBay has them lol hopefully we can find them I’ve had to switch over to Thomas everything bagels until I can find there onion bagels again ☹

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-onion-bagels/411058/29 "2016-12-06T13:12:16Z")

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> [@buddha\_david](#):
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> July 2007 = Onion Bagels disappear from south Louisiana.
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> March 2014 = Onion Bagels disappear from central Virginia.
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> **It’s the Zombie Onion Bagel Apocalypse!!!**

> [@Zoiesim](#):
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> No your not the only one I can’t find them anywhere and I’m in GA I couldn’t find them In FL either I’ve tried lenders Onion bagels and those are nasty they taste like a garlic bagel only thing I can suggest is have u looked on there website and see if there is anything in your state where u can find them ? I do know EBay has them lol hopefully we can find them I’ve had to switch over to Thomas everything bagels until I can find there onion bagels again ☹

2016 GA and FL …

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-onion-bagels/411058/30 "2016-12-06T14:19:11Z")

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> [@Cheesesteak](#):
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> Of course… since I live near NYC, I can actually buy a bagel at a store, and get a bagel, instead of a donut roll.
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> That good enough, or do I need to be more dismissive, like Jon Stewart with Pizza?

YOU CANNOT PURCHASE A REAL BAGEL UNLESS YOU LIVE IN BROOKLYN OR MANHATTAN AND SHOW A VALID I.D. WITH ADDRESS AT YOUR LOCAL BAGEL/BIALY-ONLY SHOP. Even Queens and the Bronx are suspect, and Staten Island may as well be Peoria.

There. That should do it.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-onion-bagels/411058/31 "2016-12-06T14:32:03Z")

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CA is still safe; I had onion bagels for breakfast yesterday…except that they were those big puffy things that I’m sure no self-respecting New Yorker would call a bagel at all.

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-onion-bagels/411058/32 "2016-12-06T15:30:19Z")

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Ukulele Ike:

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> Even Queens…are suspect

You take that back! I’ll put the bagels at Main Street Bagels & Appetizing up against anything in the overcrowded boroughs.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-onion-bagels/411058/33 "2016-12-06T15:43:38Z")

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> [@Zoiesim](#):
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> No your not the only one I can’t find them anywhere and I’m in GA I couldn’t find them In FL either I’ve tried lenders Onion bagels and those are nasty they taste like a garlic bagel only thing I can suggest is have u looked on there website and see if there is anything in your state where u can find them ? I do know EBay has them lol hopefully we can find them I’ve had to switch over to Thomas everything bagels until I can find there onion bagels again ☹

I’ve got a few spare punctuation marks if you need any.

Meanwhile, my Randall’s (Texas) has fairly decent fresh-made bagels, but they don’t seem to do onion either. Weird.

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**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-onion-bagels/411058/34 "2016-12-06T16:51:08Z")

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I agree about the Lenders. I get onion bagels in the bakery section on the grocery store I go to when they aren’t sold out. They are very good, but not the best.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-onion-bagels/411058/35 "2016-12-06T17:49:37Z")

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I have no problem finding onion bagels. Garlic one, on the other hand. . … I feel I may have said this in the past.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-onion-bagels/411058/36 "2016-12-06T21:18:33Z")

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> [@cmkeller](#):
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> You take that back! I’ll put the bagels at Main Street Bagels & Appetizing up against anything in the overcrowded boroughs.

No disrespect intended toward the gentlemanly borough to my north.

I just wanted to do the “dickhead-New-Yorker-in-the-bagel-thread” post before anyone else got a chance.

SCORE! (Spikes ball in end zone)

So now, who wants to discuss Nathan’s Famous vs. Chicago hot dogs? I’M IN FULL NY DICKHEAD MODE AND RARIN’ TO GO

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