# Where are the Rosicrucians going to meet on 12/21/2012?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-rosicrucians-going-to-meet-on-12-21-2012/598393
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [October 3, 2011, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-rosicrucians-going-to-meet-on-12-21-2012/598393 "2011-10-03T01:13:28Z")
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### Author:  [@Big\_Oscie\_Lipshitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Oscie_Lipshitz)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2011, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-rosicrucians-going-to-meet-on-12-21-2012/598393/1 "2011-10-03T01:13:28Z")
My son Isiah just found out about Rosicrucians and the Georgia Guide Stones and posed an interesting question for a five year old. (Yeah! he must be the milkman’s) In order to rebuild the world after the result of global earthquakes,floods and massive forest fires due to solar flares on 12-21-2012, where will the post apocalyptic engineers congregate? According to a map we saw the Mississippi will be hundreds of miles wide. No St.Louis,Mo(my hometown) but Kansas City will still exist. Whether you believe or not, where do we hook up man? Isiah calls them Roseycoochies. Forgive him father he know not what he say! Lets hope there are some of them left too.
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### Author:  [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2011, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-rosicrucians-going-to-meet-on-12-21-2012/598393/2 "2011-10-03T01:18:42Z")
> [@Big\_Oscie\_Lipshitz](#):
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> My son Isiah just found out about Rosicrucians and the Georgia Guide Stones and posed an interesting question for a five year old. (Yeah! he must be the milkman’s) In order to rebuild the world after the result of global earthquakes,floods and massive forest fires due to solar flares on 12-21-2012, where will the post apocalyptic engineers congregate? According to a map we saw the Mississippi will be hundreds of miles wide. No St.Louis,Mo(my hometown) but Kansas City will still exist. Whether you believe or not, where do we hook up man? Isiah calls them Roseycoochies. Forgive him father he know not what he say! Lets hope there are some of them left too.
The Rosicrucians? I think you’ve got them mixed up with the Aztecs.
All I know about the Rosicrucians is that they’ve got an OK Egyptian museum in San Jose.
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### Author:  [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2011, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-rosicrucians-going-to-meet-on-12-21-2012/598393/3 "2011-10-03T01:28:38Z")
No, no, the Rosicrucians are the ones who wear red fezzes and drive little cars in parades and worship the Devil.
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### Author:  [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2011, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-rosicrucians-going-to-meet-on-12-21-2012/598393/4 "2011-10-03T01:33:58Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> No, no, the Rosicrucians are the ones who wear red fezzes and drive little cars in parades and worship the Devil.
I thought that was the best behaved Shriner’s convention that the Edmonton Holiday Inn had ever had?
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### Author:  [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2011, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-rosicrucians-going-to-meet-on-12-21-2012/598393/5 "2011-10-03T01:48:32Z")
> [@Frank](#):
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> I thought that was the best behaved Shriner’s convention that the Edmonton Holiday Inn had ever had?
Just wait 'til the December 2012 convention. It will be so well-behaved that your sense of respectful appreciation will bleed out your eyes and every pore and then turn into acid.
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### Author:  [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2011, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-rosicrucians-going-to-meet-on-12-21-2012/598393/6 "2011-10-05T14:42:14Z")
> [@Big\_Oscie\_Lipshitz](#):
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> My son Isiah just found out about Rosicrucians and the Georgia Guide Stones . . .
[Georgia Guidestones:](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Guidestones)
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> A message consisting of a set of ten guidelines or principles is engraved on the Georgia Guidestones in eight different languages, one language on each face of the four large upright stones. Moving clockwise around the structure from due north, these languages are: English, Spanish, Swahili, Hindi, Hebrew, Arabic, Chinese, and Russian.
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> 1.Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
> 2.Guide reproduction wisely — improving fitness and diversity.
> 3.Unite humanity with a living new language.
> 4.Rule passion — faith — tradition — and all things with tempered reason.
> 5.Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
> 6.Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
> 7.Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
> 8.Balance personal rights with social duties.
> 9.Prize truth — beauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.
> 10.Be not a cancer on the earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature.
Profound. _yawn_
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### Author:  [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2011, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-rosicrucians-going-to-meet-on-12-21-2012/598393/7 "2011-10-05T14:46:10Z")
Thank you, I thought that the JFK conspiracy threads were wacky before I read this.
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### Author:  [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2011, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-rosicrucians-going-to-meet-on-12-21-2012/598393/8 "2011-10-05T16:10:38Z")
As odd as this is, it still seems to be an actual question with an answer. It is certainly not a debate.
If the Rosicrucians have actually published their meeting place, somewhere, we can wrap this up as a General Question, but it we’re simply going to have to accommodate specualtion and lame jokes, it probably belongs in IMHO.
Off it goes.
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### Author:  [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2011, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-rosicrucians-going-to-meet-on-12-21-2012/598393/9 "2011-10-05T16:12:00Z")
> [@Frank](#):
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> The Rosicrucians? I think you’ve got them mixed up with the Aztecs.
Mayans.
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### Author:  [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-rosicrucians-going-to-meet-on-12-21-2012/598393/10 "2011-10-05T16:23:09Z")
I misread the title and thought ‘oh man, what kind of wacky jab at the Republicans is it _this_ time?’ :smack:
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### Author:  [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2011, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-rosicrucians-going-to-meet-on-12-21-2012/598393/11 "2011-10-05T17:17:06Z")
> [@tomndebb](#):
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> Mayans.
No, for our purposes here (i.e., fun with scaremongering), let’s stick with the Aztecs. More bloodier.
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### Author:  [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2011, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-rosicrucians-going-to-meet-on-12-21-2012/598393/12 "2011-10-05T17:21:28Z")
In answer to the OP’s question: [Miami.](http://www.regonline.com/builder/site/Default.aspx?EventID=879054)
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### Author:  [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2011, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-rosicrucians-going-to-meet-on-12-21-2012/598393/13 "2011-10-05T17:50:50Z")
Where do all the Rosicrucians meet?
On South Street. South Street.
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### Author:  [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2011, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-rosicrucians-going-to-meet-on-12-21-2012/598393/14 "2011-10-05T23:53:12Z")
At Mr. Burns house?
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### Author:  [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2011, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-rosicrucians-going-to-meet-on-12-21-2012/598393/15 "2011-10-06T00:27:53Z")
It should be noted that [there are several groups which claim to be ‘the’ Rosicrucians](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2225/what-is-rosicrucianism-all-about). All in all though, where will “the Rosicrucians” be meeting after the imaginary 2012-doomsday?
Anywhere they want, I guess? Do Holiday Inns have convention centers?
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### Author:  [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2011, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-rosicrucians-going-to-meet-on-12-21-2012/598393/16 "2011-10-06T02:20:30Z")
> [@tomndebb](#):
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> … we’re simply going to have to accommodate specualtion and lame jokes, …
I wasn’t making a lame joke, I was making an obscure song reference. Technically, not even a song reference, but instead a reference to the singer’s patter before the song, which is a separate track on the CD.
So there.
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### Author:  [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2011, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-rosicrucians-going-to-meet-on-12-21-2012/598393/17 "2011-10-06T23:01:21Z")
I’ve got it, the Rosicrucians are the ones who drink the blood of gentile babies on Yom Kippur! Or is that on Passover? Anybody know?
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### Author:  [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2011, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-rosicrucians-going-to-meet-on-12-21-2012/598393/18 "2011-10-06T23:09:19Z")
> [@RealityChuck](#):
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> Where do all the Rosicrucians meet?
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> On South Street. South Street.
No, no, Basin Street is the street where the elite always meet. (Baby blood goes well with beignets.)
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### Author:  [@Pauli\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pauli_P)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2011, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-rosicrucians-going-to-meet-on-12-21-2012/598393/19 "2011-10-08T02:58:21Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> No, no, the Rosicrucians are the ones who wear red fezzes and drive little cars in parades and worship the Devil.
You have to be a 32nd degree Freemason, like myself, to become a Shriner. Get your facts straight before you post ridiculous comments like that. And for your information, There is no devil worship going on.
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### Author:  [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2011, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-rosicrucians-going-to-meet-on-12-21-2012/598393/20 "2011-10-08T03:40:19Z")
> [@Pauli\_P](#):
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> You have to be a 32nd degree Freemason, like myself, to become a Shriner. Get your facts straight before you post ridiculous comments like that. And for your information, There is no devil worship going on.
😕 Then why do you drink the blood of gentile babies?
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